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OctopussSevenTwo
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Made by @KorwinBriggs
Damnfuego
Humans spend an awful lot of time and effort into fooling themselves.
Dougiefreshwater
My boi agni
soaksloginwood
Kali.....
SharkyMcSnarkface
If my Egyptian Mythology is correct, “from whose waters emerged the very first god” just means cum. Nun just jerked off until stuff was born
OgcoziuzOc
'8f their was more than one lord, surely they would fight and bring havoc to life'
the12thletter
Someone explain the Aditi/Dakshi situation to me. Time travel?
ROBACE1337
Soulgettingwarmer
ty for posting pretty cool!!
pseudopseudonym
Gotta love all the 'special' lines in the keys.
Grumblepuss
"Aliens"
FjoltnyrIII
So Thors three sons were the pillar men?
Stalinswife
It's like they made it super complicated and long so people wouldn't ask many questions
Romalisk
Can we get one for the Shinto?
LeraviTheHyena
The hindu one is the most confusing I think and the more organized one is either the Greeks or the eygptian one
ProcolHarambe
https://i.imgur.com/xCjOrnD
PolarHailStorm
A Hindu I used to work with told me you always start with Ganesh with prayer. Never told me why. Also he looked at me in horror and >
PolarHailStorm
was all "YOU BELIEVE IN THIS" when I showed him the Grim Reaper for the first time. I guess I never thought something so casual would >
PolarHailStorm
be such a culture shock!
nicorosberg11
In Hinduism - it it's even a term - Brahma is the manifestation of time and space, his curse is - he doesn't have a temple to be worshipped
nicorosberg11
Because the creator, created the dog-eat-dog world "Karma", oh and there are a few immortals and it usually isn't Avatar of the trinity.
nicorosberg11
Hanuman is an immortal, son of the Wind god - Vayu, also happens to be extremely strong - His curse though, he can't recollect his strength
nicorosberg11
because of which, he's a very introspective individual always doubting himself until he's reminded of his physical feats and immeasurable
nicorosberg11
abilities and it's at that instant he can do something incredible.
Toramino
hel must have had a great time talking about her siblings with others...
RevenantBacon
My favorite bit about the Hindu gods is that Parasurama literally means "Rama with an axe" because that's all he was known for.
Dunes8
Ah yes, Egyptian. Probably the most accidentally furry baity one.
BritishGingerLefty
Taweret looks thiiiiiccc
DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees
I think the Hindu one might only be valid for some versions of Hindu mythology.
SpotlightStealer
Even the Greek one is contradicted by a bunch of it's stories
DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees
Well that's true for all of them, but I think as an extremely heterogenous religion, it's hard to have much consistency.
Togame21
I mean, it says so right at the top...
CreepyPhlox
Read the disclaimer under the title of that one...
BearyPunny
Its kinds right but very very wrong on the base level
Foisted
They did say they were sorting through conflicting sources at the top
crazyhindu
It’s gets the gist of it. There are a lot missing and a few “wrong” depends on who you ask.
TechnicalDrift
Just a bit of googling and the thing about Daksha being his own child's child is super wrong.
DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees
In some sects, it might be right. Some Hindus believe Krishna is the first god, others view the Trimurti as first. It's complicated.
SociallyAwkwardCanadianMoose
First year studying eastern religions nearly killed me. The western ones were so much easier....
registeredtoproveimawesome
#2 Jötunn, not giants. Giant makes it seem like they're big, tall bois, but they're not.
AxelTenveils
They can be though.
registeredtoproveimawesome
fair, in the same way we have both peter dinklage and andre the giant as humans, so on that technicality, yes.
AxelTenveils
Oh, yeah. I am not disputing your point that Jotnar are more than just giants, but some of them do happen to be literal giants.
vigothecruel
Oh oh now do one for Atheists.
omglandshark
OldMadDad
They did... it's there. Well not there...
ArtOfKarolMichalec
Its there. All gods are just as bullshit.
CeruleanK
Russell's Teapot → Invisible Pink Unicorn → Venganza the Flying Spaghetti Monster
ScariestOfButts
I didn't know Thor was the father of Pillar Men.
ddarksonic675
https://imgur.com/Ef00pR3
ScariestOfButts
The only one who got the reference, and didn't mistook it for a Marvel reference. +1
xcopperx
I thought Odin was Thor and Lokis father
ScariestOfButts
For clarification
clawthewolf
Odin is Thor's father. Loki is Odins blood brother via oath, so technically Thor's "step-uncle"
registeredtoproveimawesome
Pretty sure that's just a marvel thing.
FjoltnyrIII
Thors father but not lokis
KeyLimePrime
Not entirely. Even in Marvel, at lest in the MCU, Loki was adopted, and was a frost giant.
Ladet
He is Thor's father. Loki is an adopted Jotun (meaning troll) and that's why he's always pissy
Epinephilim
Jötnar and trolls are not the same thing. They're all magical humanoids, but they are distinct.
Ladet
Yeah, sorry - brevity is the cause of many a misunderstanding
PorneliusHubart
Sif you dirty bird..
inthepipe
I know a New Word thanks to you kind sir
justEfi
What? You didn't know the bird is the word?
inthepipe
You dirty bird!
Foisted
Why just Sif? Both Sif and Thor had an affair
broens
Yea but Sif had affair with thor's father
srhythm
With her "father-in-law"
Foisted
Might’ve missed that line to the side lol
HockeyFighter69
@ilookfuckimgcool
Rifneno
"Licked into being by primeval supercow"
Flobmmando
'Impregnated via a tainted lettuce.'
stealthgunner385
Damn it, Loki!
Dijoj
The cow licked the salt of the rocks until they were revealed from the ground IIRC
kevindragmail
It was ice
Epinephilim
Salty ice, yes. Auđumla was imagined by people who lived far enough up north that sea water froze in the winter, after all.
heckhound
I guess I missed that part in the Thor/Avengers movies when Loki fucked a horse
tomyironmane
Among other things.
h4rrish4wk
Technically - the horse fucked him. Loki turned himself into a mare to distract the horse so the Asgardians wouldn't have to pay their bill.
Thesinglemosteviltexastoast
"we'll build a wall and have Loki's ass pay for it"
h4rrish4wk
To be fair - the bill was Freya's hand in marriage. So it was "We'll build a wall say Freya's ass will pay for it then substitute Loki."
EggFooYung
Sleipnir actually appears for like... 5 seconds when Odin comes to Jotuheim.
clawthewolf
Essentially, the Aesir had hired a giant to build a wall around Asgard in exchange for the sun and moon, and Freya. So, they had Loki 1/?
clawthewolf
turn into a mare and lure away the giant's stallion for a couple of weeks so he didn't manage to finish the wall on time. 2/3
clawthewolf
Loki returned a couple of months later with baby Sleipnir and gave the foal to Odin 3/3
ModestButtstallion
That horse looks so uncomfortable...
technicianofthearts
Which is kind of weird seeing as it was the horse that impregnated Loke
Shardinian
westo48
I’m sorry what?
10tacles
Also @ElbowDeepInAHorse
Pentacus
Loki is a shapeshifter. And if you can do species, sex is no issue so he can also become female. And he REALLY needed to distract a horse...
clawthewolf
Essentially, the Aesir had hired a giant to build a wall around Asgard in exchange for the sun and moon, and Freya. So, they had Loki 1/?
clawthewolf
turn into a mare and lure away the giant's stallion for a couple of weeks so he didn't manage to finish the wall on time. 2/3
clawthewolf
Loki returned a couple of months later with baby Sleipnir and gave the foal to Odin 3/3
10tacles
Loki turned into a female horse, had sex with a male horse, got pregnant and gave birth to Sleipnir. i.imgur.com/YkCPihB.png
LeraviTheHyena
Welp this was enough imgur for me todat
10tacles
Oh right “mare” was the word for female horse...
3Davideo
I hear they have those on the Moon.