lifonaut
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Aug 9, 2021 4:10 PM
lifonaut
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TCGView
I did this once while messing with a video camera. Apparently, my GF at the time wanted to have sex while filming it and I totally missed it
panamjck
Can I wait in your hotel room? I can't find a taxi at this time of day... Oh, no problem, I have a car, I can give you a ride...
Klaustrophile
Me, if I were to get flirted at:
Velonici
I was in my 30's when I realized I had 2 girls pretty much fighting over me in HS. I never had a GF then. We dumb.
mmfrancis
It took me 20 years to realize a girl wanted me to ask her out
EvilleBob
I found out that the girl I had a crush on for 4yrs liked me too, the very morning I left, not just the country, but the hemisphere.
superpaul79
One invited me up to her place. I didn't realize what she wanted until 17 years later.
WhatTheDormouseSaid
Story of my life
haggerton
SitDownAndStudy
Last day n College Showers : "Next time I'm seen naked, it'll be by my future wife." My gay ass years later:
MadCat221
When the flirting is below the noise threshold of behaviors we learned the hard way was *not* flirting.
mjangelvortex
Based on conversations I've heard from lesbians, even some women have trouble understanding when other women are flirting with them.
bricker1
My wife keeps telling me I way missed out. Oh well
panamjck
Don't worry, I didn't
TheMadOnion
I remember a girl I had a crush on in Middle School also had a crush on me. But I was just too dense to notice. Haha 1/2
TheMadOnion
Me in head: man she keeps talking about roller skating, she must really like it, this is the fifth time she's brought it up today...
Ebo352
Be me when find out the girl that bullied me in 6th grade actually had a huge crush on me. Never knew that was a thing till then
TakeYouAway
My husband and I still have those realizations about each other from during the time before we dated lol everyone's dumb
Ricdesan
I would have upvoted you but trhe number was 69 and can no longer be touched.
Fauxcused
Girl told me to take her home from party. I stayed and didn't get the hint. Told me the next day I missed out.
Larktonguesinadicecup
So weird. "Yeah I wanted to fuck you last night but since you missed that, now I don't." Ok what's so different about today? Not interested
Fauxcused
We knew each other. I was a safe fuck for one night. Or would have been. Like a day pass out if the friendzone.
Larktonguesinadicecup
anymore, but feel the need to announce that? That's weird. You're weird.
BoozeHound001
the others guys bday leave party, one girl I was walkting to all night "I always sleep better when I have someone to cuddle" 1/2
BoozeHound001
My dumbass "I'm sure one of the other girls here wouldn't mind."
TisIChenoir
Honestly, that's just preservation instinct right there. The risk of misreading the intent and putting yourself in an untenable situation is
TisIChenoir
Perceived as high, so you avoid. Normal behavior really. Crippling but normal.
3KnucklesDeep
If a women sat on my knee in a bar, I'd assume there must be a shortage of chairs.
PirateRubberDuck
Once there was a shortage of chairs and a girl offered me her lap to sit on. Took me a week to figure that one out.
mattb94
Ok but this is funnier considering right after this he tries to rip his shirt and only ends up angrily showing his nipples
Gherkincensed
Yea that was hilarious
Poortedo
had a girl say "I like your face" but we used to tease each other a lot so I just walked away confused... took about 10 years to realize
xyxyxyxy31
So happy to see his expression is a meme already.
Higure
Did you not see him make the rounds here when he became world champion in 2017? Also, this is not from the Olympics. Diamond League?
dnebdal
His name label thing says "Tokyo 2020" and has the rings?
Higure
Huh, you're right. I thought he ripped his top apart almost immediately after crossing the line, but apparently he had time for this face.
rustyshackleford9000
Girls operate off of hints, and not direct words,unfortunately
madeejit
But men are bad at communication. Go figure.
rustyshackleford9000
Catch 22
brakiachi
Senior year: me not sure when prom is. Girl on vb team "aren't you going with (other girl on vb team)" "first I heard of it". Later talking
brakiachi
Said girl "so I heard this rumor that we're going to prom". "yeah that's weird I heard the same thing.... So do you want to" "I guess"
brakiachi
About 4 years later, "oh shit she wanted to like go out with me"
ohrightinthedink
Girl:"I don't know anyone who would take me to (fun event)." Me: "Oh, that's too bad." ... 6 months later "What the hell is wrong with me":(
hastykoala
If you already had a crush on her would you pick up the sign sooner?
ohrightinthedink
Um... I kind of did already like her...but not like-like if that's any excuse (well, it's not a good excuse, I was stupid)
MrWolfwood
Had a nice lady chat me up at the store about veggies, 2 months later "Wait, wait, that was flirting"
souleater2847
Bank teller: Oh youre going to workout at *place*, I would love for someone to take me there. Me: It’s literally down the road, have fun.
GrumpyOldMillennial
XeononSolomon
6 months thats not bad it means you still have a chance
ohrightinthedink
Honestly, 6 months later I had learned she was a bit of a psycho slut, but still...
orchidaedra
Literally the reason my husband was still single when we met :D
nicoleaut
Litterly me saying that to a guy who liked me and nope. Hint not recognized
ohrightinthedink
For all of us dense dumb-asses out there, sorry. Again, we are dense dumb-asses...
CriticalCritic
Here, allow me to speak for him:
Cyanide555
Yeah. We don't take hints. I can't recognize that shit till a year later
Provos
Better then setting them up with someone else. Sigh
redamancy
Oh nooo
CrystalShipsCometh
Dude. Ouch
SaItyEuropean
than
UnkoBruh
Zzap1
Girl: "wanna have breakfast tomorrow?", me: "nah I'm going to sleep in, no clases tomorrow". Proceeds to drive her home
firefighter26
*I'm in this post and I don't like it*
CriticalCritic
OH MY SHIT FUCK! FUCK YOU ZZAP1 YOU ASSHOLE! I DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THIS ABOUT MY OWN PAST!
Zzap1
You all right there buddy? Wanna share for the class?
Zzap1
Classes* god damnit
jabike2424
Is this a reaction to the misspell or realization of the flirting? Can’t be both.
Zzap1
Lol misspell. I've had a few years to get over the flirt
MoochieMan
I did the same thing but I said.."why would I sleep on your couch when I have a perfectly good bed at home."
MoochieMan
Another time she straight up said. "I like you." To which I said.."what do you mean"
Zzap1
A brother from another mother is all I am hearing. Maybe some day we too shall unravel the mysteries of flirting
capughe
It's good to clarify. If she didn't she was a coward!
Tricorder
That's because you have a high IQ. It's not uncommon for high IQ people to have subtle signs, like flirting, fly over their heads. :-)
IamTheBestAtDonutEating
When I was in medical school a girl asked me to teach the reproductive system tonight! And I said "we learned that last semester, Jessica!"
itsallaboutthecones
TheOldSchoolisBack
Yeah, lets go with that.
PiggyWobbles
my mom told me that was true too
kerms
More like low EQ.
PaintedSlate
Prolly not, but I like the energy. E.g., https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7444496/ . (SRS measures symptoms; lower is better.)
VileEverett
….are….. are you flirting right now?
FreeSpankings
I'm sorry, I just get awkward around really good looking people.
GodsFoot
You will know that answer in 5 years. I'll check back then
Tricorder
Wait for it...
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CrystalShipsCometh
So you're NOT flirting with him...? *wait* is it me you're flirting with?
Tricorder
Hmmm... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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CrystalShipsCometh
Now I'm lost.
YouAreTheInsultMaster
Oh seven of mine
thecheesedip
You misspelled Asperger's. Plenty of people have a high IQ as well as high or normal EQ.
cozybonfire
IQ is mostly fake and commonly used to discriminate against people. And no I'm not envious 1/2
cozybonfire
Just someone who was told they were "smart" growing up, had to learn the hard way that it doesn't mean much 2/3
cozybonfire
Better to focus on cultivating other qualities in yourself like kindness, empathy, and a work ethic.
Seventytonsofmettle
Well then I must be a fukkin genius!
UnpinionedPoplars
"Yeah, thanks for trying to cheer me up. You're a good friend." 10 years later...
ProfessorAssBlast2020
im a fucking genius then
RedLetterMediaReactionGifs
Is the implication that people with lower IQ's communicate ineffectively?
KillingTlme
It should be called social IQ and it doesn't come from books or seminars. Autistic people have a hard time learning it
ThisMayBeMyLastPost
What you're saying is I'm too smart for my own good? Is this a flirting? No, can't be.
Tricorder
Yeah, let's go with that... *whistles innocently*
SlackerTactical
Nothing Flys over my head. My reflexes are too fast. I would catch it.
Tricorder
TheMadOnion
Nah man I'm just fucking stupid and I can prove it mathematically. 24x13=674
TheMadOnion
In reality though I have crippling social anxiety and I tend to overthink things I shouldn't and not think about things enough that I should
Carl99
Amen on that, real answer for the curious is 312.
Rusarules
That was me with my fellow tuba player. Asked me to a dance, I said I can't dance, didn't realize till 11th grade what it meant.
RedLetterMediaReactionGifs
What the hell did it mean?
Rusarules
That I missed out on dating a pretty funny and nice redhead.