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KNOWEROFALLTHINGSRANDOM
All i think of is tom havaford
Humbabah
Comic Sans!?! Damnit!
SonicMonkeys
gun = rooty-tooty point-and-shooty
IHaveASiriusCyberneticsCorporationGenuinePeoplePersonality
Ha!
SexierBeast
Tbh, when I hear "stickie quickie" I'm not thinking glue...
nanyatenyaa
Roger Smith:"Maybe baby."
AlwaysUpvoteAvatar
I'm thinking you may want to redo that glue one...
CrestKnight
Fact: Defibrillators dont "restart" the heart, they STOP all electrical charges and hope the bodies SA node starts on its own again.
megandives
This made me laugh so hard. I hate you. +1
BaconLord49
Um, that's Australian
sarmenia
chicken parmasean = chicky chicky parm parm
jmayDET
http://imgur.com/Uny8Mmf
xXHomerSimpsonXX
Walky talky
basicblackguy
Wtf? Are you Ned Flanders?
Diremitten
Clearly this is the guy: https://www.youtube.com/user/runforthecube
esracoon
keyboards = tappie typies
Fonzanoon
Defibrillators are hearty stoppies, not starties
PandaPolice24
Tom Haverford!
F0rger
Uh... Meet and greets?
Bleedyourealquiet
You're not playing the game.
omgwtfhuh
Nookie Bookies is wonderful. I choose to believe that is their true name and will call them that from now on.
Wodenifferous
TBF, weenie beanie is pretty much the best possible name for a condom.
IPunchedASandwich
Mmmmaybebaby
kenethkaniff
m3d1cated
(Holds up arms into air) Mmmmaybebaby
DarkGnosis
I'm glad I do not know you personally.
megleon
Thanks, Tom Haverford.
makemesmilerightnow
Am I the only one that noticed the lightsaber blade was the wrong color for the handle?
MagikMoose
"The virginity is strong with this one. Mmmm!"
makemesmilerightnow
Nah, just old af.
EcstaticBagel
http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0405422/
thevortexmaster
Actually the defibrillator stops the heart.
Seath45Blockland
COMIC SANS!
Bleedyourealquiet
"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
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Seath45Blockland
Derp. Ignore this one
Fonzanoon
Oops, sorry. I stepped on your reply there
roobarbpie
Oh hey it's killjoy mcbuzzkill
roobarbpie
Which is a good name for a defib too I guess
EcstaticBagel
It literally says heartstart on it
JohnBBean
What he says is true. It resets the heart by stopping it.
thevortexmaster
I just took my first aid and learnt how to use one. It stops the heart and the heart resets to make it go into a proper rhythm
OliverMcDairyQueen
Heartstart is the brand name
AerinRavage
Marketing saw the original label, "HeartRestart" and worried people would be too afraid to use it.
TrijezniMujo
It's basically rebooting the heart. Stops it so that everything (hopefully) starts back up at the same time.
duke605
No... not at all. It shocks it out of an irregular beat. Source: I'm CPR certified and my mom is a doctor
HalifaxSamuels
I can't read your source without thinking "I play this game all the time and my dad works at Nintendo".
thevortexmaster
1) I am CPR certified as of last week. I just repeated what the 40 year veteran parametric teacher told me. I said what you said and he
thevortexmaster
2) Told me partially correct but it restarts your heart
duke605
Well you can only fit so much in to 120 characters. Point still being, it does not stop the heart.
thevortexmaster
Eh I getcha, it's just what he said