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Dressed for the occasion
Jan 13, 2020 2:21 PM
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FishSausages
There was a Zappa song about this... "Don't fool yourself girl, ..."
onestepbeyondsanity
let the fun begin
muggybonehead
FunctioningWorkaholic
blais
great view of the concert
NotEnoughShowerBeers
Water bottle heaving target practice
battlesnake3000
Funny pic but fuck people who get on shoulders at concerts.
Revelation678
If you're not gonna flop out those tits, get down.
tscheffer15
What shirt? Who doesn't want that ass sitting on their shoulders? That ass can sit on my face. But you losers needn't worry.
LarvaLamp
You sound super cool.
TroyProfit4
She cares enough to bring ass wipe
fappingforfreedom
Shit Tickets
sparky1426
Or did he bring her?
tanman729
People watch the whole concert up there but come online and complain about everyone's phones getting in the way lol
TXGodzilla
the shirt provides instructions how to get her attention. Its just one finger, you can wash it later. I'd just push them out of the way.
Fogtripper
The toilet paper roll in the backpack is a nice touch
ChrisTravel
(P)Oops...
murphypiers198010
I like her bag
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
Hold on, there's tons of people to be offended by this picture, expect to get it removed from gallery and your account warned.
iamkornboy
*boop*
jtheace228
Sometimes life just lines up so perfectly..... Love life
Amoore1300c
May as well take that picture... I mean, you sure can't see the stage.
tbonepatron3
Paige no?
Paulbearer
Like school in the summer time...
NotEnoughShowerBeers
School in the summer time?
Paulbearer
Yeah....NO CLASS
JCBalance
What about summer school?
Paulbearer
That really diminishes the impact of the joke...
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
3dartwork
Always found it so nice when I paid $100+ and the bf hoists the gf up for half the show so she can see....World revolves around you, eh?
drGrafenberg
I don't know if I like the "shoulder-girl" concept at concerts. There are variations on the theme, some are rather enjoyable.
JimmiRustler
Nothing annoys me more than short girls asking to sit on my shoulders at concerts.
NotEnoughShowerBeers
It's the worst
Superking360
donkeyrapingshiteater666
Fuck them. Irritating
jimmityjammity
I mean that's usually what the guy holding her up is trying to do
sevrono
I once watched an entire concert via the screen of a tablet being used to record it by someone in front of me, wasn't impressed
TheSexiestRaccoonEver
As a short woman, I don’t think I’ve really ever done this. But if I really can’t see and I paid to, I’m thinking I would for 15 min tops.
SomeDetroitGuy
Portable step stool
TheSexiestRaccoonEver
I am sure they will let me bring that into a venue.
SomeDetroitGuy
If I can smuggle in vodka, you can smuggle in your step stool. I believe in you!
TheSexiestRaccoonEver
Lmao! Okay, worth a shot I guess
kepattRunner
Is it safe to say that you enjoy the variation that is flashing her titties in the name of rock and roll?
vudak
I love gigs with the big monitors, the titty cam is always great - but you also get loads of weird shit and fun crowd interactions.
kepattRunner
I was at a concert like 10 years ago and Jessica Simpson opened. Titty popped out of her halter and was on the big screen a solid 5 minutes.
kepattRunner
I kept wondering what was going on - I guess she didn’t notice and no one off stage told her? And the camera never veered away lol ?
YoSoyMilk
Can we at least acknowledge that that’s the douchiest shirt ever made
mostlyunpopularopinions
And yet he still has a nice ass on his shoulders. ... I don't get it
Maahes0
I wouldn't say it tops the list, but I'm sure it is a contender.
JupitersWitch
They are at a metal concert. If you can’t be a douche there, what’s even the point?
Yasashii93
I agree grey and black stripes? Outrageous. You can only have black and white or purple and black at a metal concert!
Italipino
I don't know, those blue dress shirts with the white collar are pretty damn douchey too.
DarkwingDuc
It's very, very douchey , but without bedazzling or metallic lamé, it's not really a contender douchiest ever.
insomniapanda
Only if it says Affliction on the front
dereklarsen
The middle finger needs a thin blue line.
mifoon
Yeah, grey and black stripes are the worst.
trigonman3
DrKenAdams
I took this picture in line at walgreens
SmokyDoggg
I've seen worse - I've gone to Limp Bizkit concerts!
AGorgonMadeMyPenisHard
Hear me out, I'm pretty sure that's a Lemmy Kilmister shirt
mycakedayismycakeday
I think you under estimate the power of the douche side.
MercamusPrime
It's over doucheakin, I have the douchier ground!
YoSoyMilk
What better way to announce that you’re white trash?
2ndplaceisasetofsteakknives
"What's better...to be born white trash or to be born good and thru great effort become white trash?" --Paarthanasty
neithermenoryou
This could have been printed on a wife beater instead.
NinetiesBoomer
Ironic.
Pandameter
Check out Kid Rock's tshirt shop. Maaaad defensively-white trash
YoSoyMilk
Which is hilarious because Kid Rock grew up disgustingly wealthy
Dondarian
Tapout or affliction gear is another great indicator.
Floorcake
Ed Hardy...?
StNickCage
Or a Fox Racing tattoo
Mxlespxles
*AIN'T SKEERD
jazzhandpanda
Anyone remember those "Big Johnson" shirts?
JohnnyTheJew
Why's the hand on the shirt wearing the rings upside-down?
Alisterfiend
Ed Hardy.
supergreenpasta
Do you hate strypes?
haveyouheardabouttheseinternetmemes
Caramster
A classic already
trumpenol89
Can we at least acknowledge that you're just a giant pussy for being offended over a t-shirt?
AngerySnek
Can we at least acknowledge the massive stick in your ass?
Frogapus
You own one of those shirts, don't you?
DarkwingDuc
Sounds like you're the one with sand in your vagina. Other people are allowed to express critical opinions. Try not to cry about it.
YoSoyMilk
1phenylpropan2amine
not the douchiest but close, remember Ed hardy?
TheZenAssassin
Anything Insane Clown Posse.
SagansLab
With Florescent Orange Pants?
kesaci
Ed hardy and Christian Audigier. God I hated those.
surelyoneoftheseusernamesisavailable
Ed Hardy did a friend's sleeve (tattoo) which he eventually had covered up because of that damned label.
xBenoitBallsx
They were banned in Vancouver nightclubs. Banned! Affliction too. I couldn’t make this up.
CertifiedPreOwnedButtPlug
I came here to say this lmao
NuclearButtPlugFromPlanetX
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQelQAGQHik
Cobaltdragonfly
Don't forget the Tap Out and Monster shirts
ColossalDM
I wish I didn’t. Those clothes were hideous.
Semiflaccid
I wouldnt be caught dead in that shirt
BeanMugged
Alive on the other hand...
Semiflaccid
Damn, saw right through me
slotheroll
slotheroll
My Jesus Is A Cunt tshirt would like a word
fartbiscuit
slotheroll
TheSexInstructor
MaladaptedMedic
Cradle of Filth, lol. Had the same one. Masturbating nun on the front just adds to the edginess
zelophelon
That is still my go-to shirt for Good Friday spitroasts mates and i do each year
Imightbetrolling
Anyone else notice the post where a Chinese man was presumably pushed out of a window by HK police was just taken down?
Densteef
I saw it too
grinerizer
Hit most viral and gone within 5 minutes.
cuddlesdotgif
I’d say it was bc of ‘gruesome content’ but I’ve seen gaping wounds/ broken bones live on fp for days so.
nugenki
I went to click on my notifications and it wouldn't load. Thanks for the info
AWildImgination
What?
beardmbfan
It’s still in my feed. But the comments are gone.
beardmbfan
And now it’s gone again.
SpockIsMyHomeboy
It was removed due to the GIF showing the death of the person, we do not allow the showcasing of death gifs.
Imightbetrolling
It's not about showing the death, it's about showing what's really going on with "suicides" in HK. It's too important to not give exposure.
SpockIsMyHomeboy
I agree that it's something that needs to be brought to light, however we cannot allow full death gifs. A screenshot with info would work.
BionicBeach
They have been censoring HK posts not sure why
SpockIsMyHomeboy
Imgur does not censor any news about China, we have no affiliation there and Imgur is also blocked by China. We do not allow death gifs.
AngerySnek
Imgur is a Chinese Slave
DocWino
What does that make Sarah?
AngerySnek
Who?
FunctioningWorkaholic