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To the man sitting across from me in a crowded airport using speaker phone for 20+ minutes: I hate you. Go fuck yourself.
Some people have so little self-awareness. None of us need to hear both sides of your conversation. It's just as easy for you to hold the phone up to your ear.
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
Join in.
NS0229
open your mouth and say "sir...SIR....could you please speak into your phone normally?"
imakemeuncomfortable
I view speakerphone as an invitation to join in on the conversation
Tater4049
You don't radiant your brain on speaker. Fewer brain tumors.
User1044
DL a dog whistle app. That's what I do.
KentuckyFriedChildren
Enjoying the comments, but downvoting because @OP needs to nut up and tell the fuckwit to knock it off rather than being passive aggressive.
EveryUsernameIsTaken4
And now we all hate him with you. This is a very hated man now. Much was accomplished today.
nj23dublin
Tell security he was talking about a bomb.. that will take care of it
Imakaru
My phone is broken, so I can't make phone calls without speaker on. Therefore I save these phone calls for when I'm not in public.
BroughtItBack
Take it back.
mcbedstu
He's an ignorant asshole.
zombiekiller0
I would tell him that
holyspoonz
We need a new plague
eslave
Even worse, he's sitting at the power outlets and *NOT CHARGING ANYTHING*.
sikzik
Ummm....Why don't you move?
WhiteCheddarCheeto
FaceTime ?
whatsyourspaghettipolicy
My first thought
medrarepenguin
Go sit right next to him, get involved...
epedemix
Them buttons bout to burst.
theycallmeMrGlass
Almost as bad as the people that walk around with their music blaring from their phones.
Tater4049
Or cars!
theycallmeMrGlass
Maybe when they're leaving the car running and go into the gas station, leaving the radio blaring. I've seen that too!
Tater4049
I've had a car pull beside me at a stoplight with the bass so loud you actually feel the vibration. Like we're supposed to be impressed.
punkybeanster
A guy use to come into our tattoo shop wearing the shirt of the band he was listening to that day. On speaker. The ENTIRE time he was there.
TheChandrian
Or games at full volume. Basically, just use headphones in public.
theycallmeMrGlass
Common courtesy, much like common sense is becoming not so common.
scottEkarate
He may be deaf. Not all hearing aids work with phones. They get feedback when you hold the phone too close. You have to use speaker phone.
terrarrarrarra
Funny, he doesn't look deaf...
TheGist
Possible, but in that case it would have been more courteous to find a secluded spot to take the call so as to not bother others.
ruferto
crowded airport, no matter where you go, its gonna annoy someone
sangari
Yep.
dudewheresmyname
Disability doesn't give you the right to be an asshat.
LordOfTheMullets
You're an idiot if you didn't even ask him to stop.
tred1975
It seems it's a new swag-thing to phone like this. You can easily spot the idiots thank to this
LeftyShmefty
regularmatt
You can either sit there in your indignant self righteousness, or you can move. Just move.
ruferto
actually, its been shown that people get more annoyed when they can only hear one side of a conversation
SofaKingSwag
I'd cropdust the bastard
trulyxtreem
You are obviously a polite person, I am that bastard who would start answering their questions, comment s etc till they got the hint.
AbidiAbida
Doesn't work well in SF BART. The guy/girl get violent. Source: almost got punched for asking someone to switch from speaker to headphone.
StarscreamAndHutch
I always ask "so hey, whatcha wearin'?" Especially uncomfortable when they are taking to their mom. Fuck those people.
Megolas1
I've done that.
GoodShark
Should've moved right next to him in that open seat, and then joined in on the conversation!
FernandoRumdebum
"oi, mate, use your phone like a normal person or fuck off to somewhere else" is my usual approach but I think I prefer yours
Ruhig
Yeah, just grab that empty seat next to the guy and join right in. "Hey Cheryl, Dan here, tell me more about that wacky day you had!"
InTheEndThoughItsJustInnuendo
Ditto. I started talking to the guy on the other end one time. Turns out he was pissed about being put on speaker unknowingly
FrozenFoodGuy
And rightfully so!
hashbot
I guess I'm an asshole then. I tell them they are being a dick and pissing people off, would they kindly take speaker off or use headphones.
ruferto
.. or you could say "hey, your speakerphone conversation is both loud and annoying"
Wormbo2
"hey. You don't have to listen to it guy"- logic of that douche canoe
ruferto
nah, most ppl at that point would either explain or be quieter. if they aren't tho you have full permission to go asshole on em
ruferto
nah, most ppl at that point would either explain or be quieter. if they aren't tho you have full permission to go asshole on em
ohnonotthisagain
How is this different from two people talking?
tacosforeverymeal
No one wants your logic, ok? @op just jelly cause airport dude has someone to talk to.
ohnonotthisagain
thevortexmaster
Use the speech jammer app
Bramicles
Oh man there's an app for that now? We used to do it manually when buds were talking to their GFs. Called it "The Repeater"
FidelCashflow18
What's that do?
kenobijuan
Jams the speach.
thevortexmaster
I believe it sends your conversation back at you but a fraction of a second after you say it. Screws up your talking
jesuisgur
Sounds like every cellphone as of late...
FidelCashflow18
Sounds awesome
gamlingcs
The ones I've tried weren't great. If you overly focused on what you were saying it had little effect. Works best in casual conversation.
Beezlebubble
Done that to myself doing recordings for games and music...Man it messes you up bad. You start talking so slow and it feels like stroke.
Idownvoteifunnyand9gagrepoststoimgur
Casts Raspberry jam. Only one person would dare use Raspberry...
BigFanOfDadHumor
Space Balls deserves a +1.
ChrisPrattsTinyNipples
The first 30 sec explains the vid and jammer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oU9EGeMP5n4
dreca
I can't stop laughing!
KuaLeifArne
I don't get how it disturbs his speach this much... I tried the app and had no trouble talking at all
KuaLeifArne
I don't get how it disturbs his speach this much... I tried the app and had no trouble talking at all
slugnerd
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Affray
That's unbelievable. The dudes accent makes it even better. Be sound like Forrest Gump more than once trying to pronounce things.
Affray
*he