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Extreme ass spreader
Do you sexually identify as a 15 disc CD-changer? This product will make your dreams a reality
Ovipositor dildo
Become temporarily impregnated by an alien? An essential part of a relaxing Tuesday.
Latex funnel hood
Handy for recommending drinks to your worthless slave
Orca Whale Dildo
This dildo will provide you with the (w)hole Seaworld experience. Freewilly indeed.
Ass Blaster
Used for consuming liquids? No its not for oral use.
MischievousLittleNyah
Some of these got me interested.
TJ3027
o0Tektite0o
WTF
MikeHawck
That's not my fetish.
Campcirclejerk
More like an Omniblaster
WillJeSuis
Whenever I think of ass and liquids I think of Dirty Sanchez (like Jackass) and that beer scene...jesus help me...
Nuggetti
"Extreme ass spreader" stop making naming my grindcore band more and more difficult!
ameki
I think of it as a tribute
CliffyWeevil
InsertRandomObject
I AM SO FUCKING RELEVANT IT'S AROUSING.
ameki
On the other hand these objects are extremely specific. not random ;P
Taliska
*frantically waves vanilla flag and trys to unsee*
ameki
*Darth vader voice: Join the dark chocolate-pistachio-rum-blueberry-mint side
Taliska
hold the chocolate, pistachio, blueberry, and mint and Ill consider it...
BallerinaDalekForeverSpinningAndSpinningItsTragicYouMofos
Have fun kids! Keep it safe, sane, and consensual.
dav3nasty
ameki
this will be useful
Djalabajoe
http://imgur.com/u8QgZhe
OneNite
Wait... these are unconventional?
Gianttesticlemonster
I know right? I thought these were just a good ol saturday night.
Mirawatts
If they're unconventional, then the bottom 2 drawers of my dresser are REALLY unconventional.
smartgirl63
Does anyone else see a serious face on the ass blaster?
ameki
Ass Blaster is watching you get sodomized. An extreme version of ceilingcat
Elbaryn
U/sheilastretch does awesome ovipositor porn.
Victorious23
My concern is how you get the eggs back out
addfut
Ya gotta push. Also most eggs are made with gelatine which dissolves if left in the body so they're safe.
Crauza
TexasRaised
SirCuntington
"scareroused"
AlHarrington
Wait - is that first one real?? A friend wants to know...
RudolphsRedNo
I doubt it. You can look for sex toy speculums, look pretty different from #1
GadenKerensky
It looks way too surgical.
Mithi
Nope. Looks like a retractor of some kind. No way you could use that on an anus without doing lots of damage.
eversoft
I've decided I like conventional sex toys.
tetter99
Your lose
WillJeSuis
I'mma stick to putty.
MrCleansShinyBaldAssHead
I'm ovipositive you can keep this shit away from me.
BallerinaDalekForeverSpinningAndSpinningItsTragicYouMofos
I lost my shit at the first caption.
ThePrintingPress
#5: Its like a beer bong... for your butt!
PrepareYourAnusAgain
Butt chug butt chug
ameki
now you just need 12 dudes with blasters for cups and 4 girls with 4 balls
ameki
nowait thats beerPong
syglo
Um faaaaapppiiinn timmmmee??? Maybe
OhNoPotato
KazofLinoria
The question isn't am I interested in #2 its will the boyfriend use it on me.
GadenKerensky
If he doesn't, he don't got stones.
RyokuKun
If not, gimme a call, and we can work something out...
VickyRedd
If he likes you he will. If he doesn't like you he's gonna put it up your butt.
KazofLinoria
Maybe I'm into that?
abrakadumbass
if not, im sure theres plenty of guys that will
RudolphsRedNo
Depends on the guy, but I should hope so
ameki
Just don't call him ET when you use it
RudolphsRedNo
The ovispositor has looked interesting...
GreedyJungle
KazofLinoria
haileyquinnade
RudolphsRedNo
Def intriguing, gelatin based insertion eggs I believe. I'm not even sure how a roleplay aspect would work with that thing
haileyquinnade
Fun with xenomorphs!
RudolphsRedNo
Have me slightly scareroused
haileyquinnade
I have wanted one since I saw em a couple years ago. Some of them the eggs are a gelatin so they dissolve.
SniperWolf2454
BatmanAndCradleRobin
your reaction?
thoraxe707
otakudan
Look up on Pornhub "DAWNWILLOW LAYS EGGS WITH SPLORCH". you're welcome
Silverbackgojira
I.. I don't know how to feel about what I just saw. It was weird but I still came... Can't complain
Elbaryn
Check out u/Sheilastretch on reddit. Amazing video with an ovipositor
JakeLostHisKhakis
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Ognisty
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deltacommand
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DarkLordDarkOfTheMoony
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Snoweymist
Dot
Kappa043
o
noguyever
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VaultDweller
. To the fucking .
lordstinkynuts
Morbidly curious
saeri
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squidjism
U/sheilastretch
FuckingBrutal
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Cas018
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RiggetyRekt
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PrinceNahkalaktaOfNigeria
. - useful
doctorbunz
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RudolphsRedNo
Holy fuck, I mean, I found one of her vids, but this is awesome. You are super fucking duper.
Elbaryn
Thanks! I'm just a conniseur of fine pornography
moishere
Dot
TheMythicalJackalope
A woman needs a link!
Elbaryn
Yeah that'd get me banned
acirclesquared
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ScottishRhubarbPie
Dot
INeedMoreGifMeMoreJustOneMore
Whut whut, in the butt butt?
knobcopter
likeaholeinthehead
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hipplz
Doot
BloodLake
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Corianderseeds
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Silverbackgojira
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TheLastRegret
wafflesandpuppies
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Anotherunsuspectingvictim
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derekn
You sick fucks... Going to see how bad this is later
Elbaryn
Not bad. Amazing. Make sure you have the volume up loud.
thegreatsquirreldini
I'm not proud of this
badguy8
Neither am I...
Elbaryn
Be loud and proud about being freaky
Cholf
I have an interest in 4 out of 5 of these.
Gianttesticlemonster
Go on.....
Cholf
If you insist. Here's a hint, I don't do oral.
Cholf
Unless it's a tentacle fantasy.