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Aug 23, 2017 3:19 PM
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fnordgasm5
Sure, but if you've been a good Mayfly; zigzagging properly and taking heed of your elders and betters then the Great Trout might take you.
rag30n
And all the job applications say "36-48 hrs experience required"
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0xFFF1
Mayfly women are super easy. He doesn't have much to worry about beyond literally finding them.
darylbacon
Is that talking from experience?
Akurei00
That message was two days old when you responded. He was long dead by then.
OpenPalm
Well, there's no taxes, no debt, no in-laws, no parent-teacher conferences...
ProfaneSanction
Uh what?
18yearoldBlackDynamite
May flies, but June Julies
ProfaneSanction
Oh yeah!
Strostkovy
So apparently these have remnants of a nonfunctional mouth, and their digestive tract is full of air. Females of a certain type live 5 minut
27yoUGLYvirgin
Well what else is the digestive tract supposed to be full of if they haven't eaten?
DoingItWrongSince1980
And you wasted them all on that half a comment.
Hobohead
This guy must've been a mayfly, he died before finishing his comment
skittlesohenry
Did you just
ZachsAnomaiy
He's dead, Jim
BrokenAnimal
I would just chill and call it a day...
Mortimer2000
HowardMoonsHotpants
Born. Eat. Shag. Die.
theromen111
MetalAyloman
Born. Fart*. Shag. Die
KoltoForYourCuts
May he fly true.
FancyFrance
I having the day of a lifetime!
oVexlz
Ever since title guy was forced to fill in for an episode he has been MIA, RIP title guy.