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Now time to award you. Prepare yourself.
And something i need to say you but in memes
EroticZombiePants
#7 We 1970-1979 people are the walking dead.
3Davideo
#9 As soon as I understood the weakness of my flesh, it sickened me.
SkeletorOverlordofEvil
#25
LucidPariah
#7
whiskeychive
#25 don’t make promises you’re not ready to keep.
tidepool
#14 there are women to attend to, there are men to maintain, find someone to make out with.
janemfausten365
#33 you mean my kid? Thanks, I'll remind him as often as possible.
barbarian818
#14 If you do sit it out, you won't get invited to the next one. It's just good manners to stay in the game as long as you have a mouth and hands that could be doing something.
HenryTheDuck42
#9 I suppose it's bad practice to intentionally lose an arm knowing these are out there... But I'd much rather have the robo tentacle than one of these damn monkey feet I got at the ends of my wrists right now.
cobblersays
Woo
doublejubean
#3 True for a long time but no longer! Sauce: https://www.mass.gov/news/child-brides (the law was changed in 2022)
FancySharkDinnerParty
#7
cleverascanbe
#9 more like this! Prosthetics should have multiple attachments like a power tool.
Emiloo74
#39 One of my boys does this all the time when I try too get his eye gunk.
AHundredBillionBottles
#3 Amateurs. Muhammad married Aisha when she was six. Of course, he waited to consummate the marriage until she was nine. pba
3Davideo
#39 Put your hand behind their head so that you're cradling the back of their skull in your hand. That way, when they recoil from the well-meaning gunk-cleaning, they can't actually move backwards and you can get it for them.
Also, one advantage to black cats. It doesn't show up as much on them.
niru83
#14 I don’t stop until my insides look like I took ALL the shots in a paintball game
barbarian818
And that, ladies and gentlemen is how you make sure you get invited to the next orgy as well.
definedvariable
#14 Sounds like you're volunteering to help out the rest of the group!
100KushUps
Give a hand, if you will.
definedvariable
You get it.
SLCtechie
#2 this is untrue. Source: billionaires exist.
IrishMcChris
And people that live off the government or off their now elderly parents.
ghostofGracchusBabeuf
#2 this is so wrong it hurts. Working doesn’t make money. Money makes money. It’s called capitalism for a reason, baby.
LukeWarmTaunTaun
#7
Sypurist
#48
Longbowgun
#35 nah. Put it in airplane mode. The drops instead of ends.
Slash0mega
#38 blathers literally has a exhibit showing the evolutionary line of all the animals. this would not be shocking to him at all.
betterave
Cackles in DOB 1963
DorkJedi
it is the one spoken of in the ancient prophesies.
thiswassomewhatsurprising
dfhowes
Wheezing in 1956.
ManLoveRulesOK
#48 excuse me wtf
JJohnston94
#7 What does that make people born between 1960-1969?
Pimpsmurf
Theory.
Syko73
#25 so when we say "pool" are we talking a kiddie pool or an actual pool? I'm not saying its a deal breaker I'm just trying to calculate the ifs
Pimpsmurf
Most goats have a blood volume of about 3 liters give or take. So not a kiddie pool even. It's a bit less than a gallon. Just smash on linoleum and you can mop up afterwards to make cleaning a breeze.
DWRPIconDumper
Feel good dump.