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Aug 6, 2016 7:19 AM
deepbullet
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OccasionalPunctuation
I'd do the same, but about all anyone would inherit would be debt...
Lopool
LET THE GAMES BEGIN
sapyro
What stuff?
Aslatra
My plan? Harlem shake, beat drops, body flies out of the casket. Up on wires dancing, 3 hours straight. Last one there gets it all.
Kyrorayne
Plot twist: OP's money is all invested in the stun guns.
GasVein
"One gently used Magic Bullet".
xDownSetx
Aah of course, the Sonchi Ceremony must be completed before the Rite of Succession.
Cavalrysword
Brilliant!
ProbablyNotWhatYouWantedToHearBut
Best idea I've ever heard. xD
Trashfreely
There can be only one!
NathanSmith92
What are they going to dowith the 3 stun guns?
ItWasLikeThatWhenIGotHere
Take my damn vote.
Hewhoseesall
This is literally what I had planned for my funeral
SonRexsmith
If someone then dies from a stun, this type of funeral could become a vicious cycle.
bunnyrut
And the plot twist is my "stuff" is owed debt because I've got nothing else of value.
IFUCKEVERYTHING
The only thing of value I have is my guitar. And it's being buried/burned with me
naturenick
Let the hunger games begin
TheSexyBatman
Make everyone dress as a grim reaper with the tazer atached to the tip of ther scythes.
deepbullet
And by "scythes" you really mean "penises", right?
TheSexyBatman
Whatever float your boat, pal.
deepbullet
I got rid of my boat, thank God!
russrob84
OP makes a will/estate video before dying....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wVKq_TjNdk
Bonjoevee1
I am going to hand out treasure maps before I die. Finders keepers.
deepbullet
Plot Twist: The "treasure" they dig up will be your dead corpse.
Vixok
Mine is I want my stuff sent to a random guys how's, with a small box that had my penis in it. With the words just for you my love.
deepbullet
Do they even make a box that small?
nocturnalkat
Thought this was The Batmobile
BlinkWay
canyouthriveat35
I read that as shot gun, saw the taser and was confused.
Killertortilla
I will have a spring loaded coffin and it will spring as the song starts blaring "I GET KNOCKED DOWN, BUT I GET UP AGAIN"
JungleWild19
Your funeral sounds like it will take a shocking turn of events.
Neilslime
RandomSelectGaming
i have a laminated card in my wallet that says "Congratulations, you looted my corpse, now roll need or greed" havent settled on the die yet
Jamerperson
Use a coin embedded in the card
RandomSelectGaming
oo that's a good idea, coin flip is better than a dice roll and easier to carry around. you sir have changed a life's death.
ArchMagos
Like it would take more than one adventurer to kill you.
RandomSelectGaming
well HOPEFULLY ill be one of those corpses you see peacefully slumped over in his desk just chillen haha
BeckyLookAtHerButt
Irony, executor of his estate had to sell all his stuff to buy the stun guns.
DrunkTechSupport
Yay I won crippling debt
TheHappyCanadian
make a suit out of stun guns and rob a bank, you'll be unstoppable
RadioactiveCanuck
To be fair, you have a stun gun, so just jump in a lake, turn that baby on and BAM, DYI Electrocution.
RadioactiveCanuck
Debt can't follow you to hell-
Erdan
Do yourself it style electrocution!
ProjectKurtz
Do yourself in.
RadioactiveCanuck
Acronyms don't matter when you're in hell either.
Retrikaethan
jokes on you, i'm wearing chainmail to your funeral.
KinkExpert
http://img.pandawhale.com/post-63264-Frozen-Im-gonna-tell-him-dont-epBD.gif
WhenYouMissoutOntheCoolUsernames
Ummmmm...
DiatribeGuy
DON'T TELL THEM!
deepbullet
Great! That should conduct the electricity all over your body for an even better stun!
Retrikaethan
hahah, no. electricity looks for a path of least resistance so it would arc through the mail mostly cuz the human body has a bunch of res.
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Retrikaethan
something to test for sure but i do not own a stun gun and the chainmail is a rental :P
deepbullet
Buy a chainmail condom (runs about tree fiddy) then screw your dick into a light bulb socket. That should tell if my theory is sound.