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fallenskater21
Less bulletproof in pajamas, i died
Phoenalix
It's my cake day! Upvotes for everyone! +1
thatoneguyeverybodyloves
me like
MajorMajorMajorMajorMAJORMAJORMAJORMAJOR
http://textsfromsuperheroes.com/ To see the rest. OP has already posted over three sevenths of the content here. Give the source some hits.
mullica522
TIL what a shocker was...
SpectacularSpiderMan
i want to see a SpiderMan Deadpool Video Game ...Make it happen Marvel! No Activision publishing though!
ThatBatmanFappingGIF
Just realised Leia is now a disney princess. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
RickJames
Lost it at Capt. Marvel
remora21
what makes it great is that captain marvel is like 8 years old.
rcrav
So if Rogue goes for Multiple Man and absorbs his power, we'll end up with the weirdest orgy ever?
Becca9904
'On this, your blackest of Fridays.' YES, a thousand times yes.
gambit616
Love these, but you have had some repeats between 1/2/3
MrWolfwood
That's because they are reposted and from a website - http://textsfromsuperheroes.com/
gotreference
... and we'll only forgive you for that if you post more.
whoDare
Hey. So, update; Deadpool movie out this Feb.12!!!! He got his movie! And even though you didn't create him, Stan, you still get a cameo :)P
fortysevenx
Hehe, Deadpool :)
OrangeSorcerer
I like the ones with The Flash.
Becca9904
I like this! Another!
MrJ12
YEEES
pullandpeellicorice
That last one was the best.
electingtimer
hhahahahah funny !!
lebayum
Is Leia not white?
Spacetree
Mulan's not really a Princess, either.
Wardycus
doesnt she marry prince dude?
Leftsidenari
She's an alien, from Aldaaran. Obviously. :p
lebayum
If white latinas can have white privilege (according to tumblr), then so can aliens.
Naureleclipse
technically she's half Tatooinian, half Naboo... though she is actually 'Human'
KerafyrmslashesYOUfor2438pointsofdamage
No, she's Aldaaranian-American.
thelonelord
...are you santa? haha lost it at that one.
rosiedrinkswhitechocolatemocha
I enjoyed these way too much!
totalnerduk
Well of course. How could you not enjoy the image of Deadpool and Spider Man running a meth lab together?
rosiedrinkswhitechocolatemocha
Easily: be the police officer that has to take them down.
totalnerduk
Yeah, I'd rather be the policeman that ignores it, and focuses on something less likely to get me killed. Or not a policeman at all!
rosiedrinkswhitechocolatemocha
Touche.
paper24
Forget the white princesses... Pocahontas and Mulan all night long!
MrSteveRogersNeighborhood
These are fantastic. Deadpool is right on. Oh and as far as creations go, Stan Lee didn't create Captain America and he still got a movie.
MonsieuRoberts
lmao Thor!
spareribs
Barry? He's super dead. That was the winning convo
Deadpo0l
TIL Princess Leia is not a white princess...
BtownDhaul
No Venom :(
thunderdome
I enjoyed these but Wolverine would never curse out Storm because of her speeches.
mrhygiene
+1 for Multiple Man
mooncactus
It's nice to see some REAL funny text conversations after all the fake bullshit that's been posted on here
thethr
These are not real either.
thehammerismybananaforscale
Thanks for explaining the joke. :P
mooncactus
:O are you fucking kidding me!??
thunderdome
thatsthejoke.jpg
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CanadianCobraChicken
Seriously though... where IS the deadpool movie? And not that Ryan Reynolds crap either someone decent... Nathan Fillion...
CptTightPants
NATHAN FILLON YES PLEASE.
Zaelesh
So, how bout that movie
coolestkat999
There is a deadpool movie now :). Sorry for the long wait
mikekearn
I thought Ryan Reynolds was awesome for the pre-Weapon X parts. Not his fault they fucked over the character after that point.
UnemployedInGreenland
Ryan Reynolds is perfect for Wade Wilson. Its not his fault the people who made Wolverine totally fucked the character up.
OriginalWadjet
Last I heard Ryan Reynolds was trying to make sure it was done right, hence the hold up
Megafirekitty
Deadpool is getting a game tho.
FreakGasolineFightIncident
Ryan Reynolds was a brilliant Deadpool up until the movie wrecked everything. Nathan Fillion should have been GL, that's it.
canuckfanatic
Deadpool is literally based on Ryan Reynolds. He's already been cast for the role anyways. The team wants it to be R-rated, it's in limbo.
Penetrecia
omgyesthis
harilaou20
i think Guy Pearce would be perfect for the deadpool role
OriginalWadjet
I can see that.
ColorisTwitch
Am I the only one that thinks Nathan Fillion shouldn't be fit into EVERY role? Unlike Green Lantern, Ryan might actually fit Deadpool
Beefkins
Nathan Fillion seems like a terrible fit for Deadpool.
AThreeFootTallChocolateMooseWithFudgeEyes
for 3 mins, Ryan Reynolds WAS deadpool
sinodira
He had his chance.
canuckfanatic
He played it well, all the funny parts were mostly improv. They didn't write the "real" deadpool in that script though.
Zodi
Real deadpool didn't go down like that. Real deadpool would have won.
canuckfanatic
I...uh... right.
Slidera
I don't think the actor is to blame for a bad script idea
sinodira
Fair enough, Perhaps some sort of resurrection in the present, where his mouth works, and he lost all his powers except healing... 1/2
sinodira
2/2 and he's ugly so has to wear a costume all the time. Suddenly, real Deadpool. Might work.