Jan 14, 2020 1:23 PM
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Timtimgrimslimjim
That's a big ass rat
vegetariangardener
choosy rat
Neotic357
AFAIK, Rats didn't carry the bubonic plague, their lice and tics did, i don't think either will go for pastry.
Tubbygold
madguillotine
That, @OP, is disturbing. Have a lovely day :)
redsweatah
v
FingersInTheDirt
Navashi
napsmear
DefundIsraelTheGenocidalNation
No respect for ratatouille and the admiration for his work
nojustsayitdont
Bold rat.
KanzenChowa
Its like ratatouille but with more diarrhea
GameVortexGeck0
...but it's so much WORSE than that. First you realize there's a rat on the food.
...then you have to realize he's been there frequently enough to HAVE a favorite.
Then you have to question your taste if you ate the ones even the rat doesn't want.
Casapasa
Ratatouille, part 2: Patisserie!!
wtforero
It means the food’s great, they have a ratatouille on staff
cyborganism
Coincidentally, I bet this is actually in Paris.
clk62
No.
Cryolith
Ratisserie.
SpurGreif
Patisserat
eovsvin
Not sure this is an underrated comment, but it sure is a comment.
JCBaggins
What is Remy up to this time?
Exyr
to be fair it's not the rat that gives you the plague
maholt
?noredirect
JRock525
Yeah, that makes it better. Don’t pick on the rat.
streptovsky
It's not the rat's fault plague bearing fleas get on it. It's not like it can run out to the supermarket and get flea shampoo.
Then they will never move up in the dominance hierarchy.
St0ckh01m5yndr0m3
Shut it down!
MadMontyMN
I don't think a butt funnel is gonna save this place.
Auggie08
Was at a venue the other day and saw a mouse hop in a cabinet with their coffee mugs. Had been there a while and they just shrugged...
(Lots of poop, pee, and mouse smell when I opened the cabinet)
Remy, NO.
Remy yes?
scottsinflavortown
Flies on the tables too
kepattRunner
Yeah this bakery is an absolute train wreck
sgaines273
Or roaches
RootyTootyDrunkenShooty
There’s not much you can do about flies in the summer time. But the rat is a HUUUUGGGEEEE problem
convex64
flies were nuckin futs at a deli I used to work at in summer, hard to keep em out when the door opens every minute
WherePoetryComesToDie
Also not much you can do about mice/rats. The concern should be whether it's an infestation and how the owner decides to deal with it.
onlysmaller
That’s not true. I work in a Greggs in uk if we see 1 mouse or rat inside the shop we have to close immediately and call pest control
Yes. That would be a good way to deal with it. I'm saying it's impossible to keep mice/rats out of most places, but especially restaurants.
Well, I’ve worked in the store for 3 years and the only pest I’ve seen is ants in the summer. I don’t think it’s at all impossible
More than a single pest, what matters, again, is whether it's an infestation, and what steps the owner takes to mitigate it.
We are told one single mouse or rat, or ‘several’ cockroaches we close the shop. It’s on a big poster in the office. I’ve never seen any tho
CoolHandRK
Smeared god knows what on the glass partition too.
DreadZeppelin
Where is this?
AntiTrollPatrol
Probably Paris
harthram
Baltimore
DoctorDerk
It sounds like its from the Philippines. Pastries look like it too. Those orange trays too.
Valentino46
https://goo.gl/maps/JrCJL4r3Ax33tx5p7
MyDadSaysButanesABastardGas
Let’s face it. This could be anywhere.
SquirrelHumps
Imgur
snowfork
jimmyman999000
I believe I saw this or something similar to this in the news few years ago in Toronto
DaveElfstaine
Looks like a Timmies.
Doesn't look like anything TH sells, at least I don't recognize anything
Sellymcsellerface
Youre mom
Lolpezatron
Lol it's funny because it's stupid
opsmomdoes
Comments about Moms are not always appreciated - I also made that experience
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
That doesn't even make any sense.
NCRLoyalist
I think it's your bedtime. No more screens.
Yeah Regular amonia, bedtimes first younz
Affablesea9917
Cthulhuchooseyou
*your *. *Ammonia *younz? Are you trying to say youths?
Younz is a PA Amish shortening of you all, and singular you, the first time I heard it when I moved here 20y ago I had the same reaction
RegularAnemone
Really? You are mom? Is Dread Zeppelin really your mom, Smelly Mcsmellerface?
horsecrippler77
I’d be ok with Dread Zeppelin being my mom. Those guys rock!
You have been adopted. (don't tell sellymcsellerface but you're my favourite)
Cool. Just call me Little Baby Elvis Jackson.
...I think that's evident by the fact you made ol Smelly take his father's surname. Really just piling it on that kid huh?
artifactcreature
JeffGodofBiscuits
lostlittletimeonthis
I miss Winston
DeathbySnu3nu
KnightOfHyrule
WastingMyLifeOneMemeATaTime
"Pushing Daisies" lovely series
BallsToYouMyGoodSir
one of the tv shows imgur pushed on me and i liked. you can watch it all for free on cwseed or just about anywhere on the internet YARRR
GeneralNuclear
TheDiscoFairy
Toronto, that you?
TheAssassinArtemisEntreri
Let me tell you guys a secret. You probably already eat tons of mice/roach droppings. They're EVERYWHERE in food service.
Nadmonk
Catsbycat
Hubb
Sadly alot of places are super slack about not clearing up food. Rats are just eco warriors trying to recycle that waste,diligent raiders
awholelotofnothin
In Denver, restaurants don't have to put up their inspection certificates, so you don't know if they are compliant or not, to what degree.
But the high altitude also prevents most larger roaches, though not rats - you rarely see rats in Denver. Not like in lower elevations.
HsuDoNihm
That's why I eat people. Well, that and the sex.
Best to just remember that we were cavemen for millions of years and managed to survive just fine eating dirt and crap.
Viper3232
I mean, I get it. But we also ARENT cavemen anymore and have much better and healthier lives BECAUSE we dont eat crap (as much)
Sure, try to minimize the amount of feces one ingest. Just don't lose any sleep over it. You'll be fine.
InHarmsWay
If cavemen are so great, why they're dead?
RackhamTheRed
"just fine" is quite the exaggeration considering the changes in life expectancy and lack of all those endoparasites cavemen had
and antibiotics.
BigBadBillyBoy
It’s entirely possible to run a restaurant where the vermin stay outside the building. That’s the standard and anything below is sub-par.
Sure, now enforce that law in the 50 restaurants per block of any big city. Good luck. Even health inspectors allow a little haha
GodDammitKevin
Let's not shop there and also maybe call the Health Inspector.
humaneffigy
They probably got a perfect score.
abacab87
My friend called the store in he works at, they were forced to shut down for 2 months and throw out $60k of merchandise.
itnevertooklonger
60k of bad merchandise.
Rosainmd
Yes, but’s that’s the special ingredient
emceeb
Maybe the rat baked all that and was just inspecting.
Ghlargh
I would be almost as mad if a human baker was walking on and licking the the pastry to "inspect them" :)
LazyBuddha
As a health inspector. Yes please call.
iluvdis
How does one become a health inspector. I've not seen a degree in this field.
relsky
Public safety, public health, biology. Hell there are even food service/ restauranteur degrees nowadays. Most would apply.
Hmm, I think that or even a job as a food critic would be super cool. I'm going for cyber though.
Alittledistantshiningstar
To be fair, rats enjoy pastries as much as humans
TheunseenUniversitystudnet8
Also to be fair, rats never started a world war....
dec9675
Fair is fair
Klingon00
Seeing a rat hold and eat French Toast Crunch cereal... it’s the cutest thing ever.
KayJizzleDizzle
To be faaaaiiirrrrr.
Fine i'll have 2 plague cakes and a rat dropping doughnut
SecondSince
With surprise raisins!
Snark42
...and dont skimp on the droppings! Last time there were only droppings on half!
Jawadd
If I've learned anything from Disney, that's just the world's best most discriminated chef checking out his work. Let's not be specists here
EccentricNimoy
PicassoCT
This rat is the health inspector.. dont judge, less you be judged...
Stratego89
"We'll give you 20$ store credit if you don't rat on us..."
All the rats you can eat? We have a deal..
landcfan
That assumes I want anything from that store after seeing that.
SteamingTheCat
Yeah I'll need a bit more than that
"Ok, we'll throw in a 10$ gift card to starbucks!"
billpilgrim
I got a better idea. I'll take 20$ store credit from the store up the road please
Liquorsmith
Imakethingsweird
No! Bakery will fall-fall to pestilence! Yes-yes!
ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
Oh fer fucks sake skrolk, just give it a rest
Timtimgrimslimjim
That's a big ass rat
vegetariangardener
choosy rat
Neotic357
AFAIK, Rats didn't carry the bubonic plague, their lice and tics did, i don't think either will go for pastry.
Tubbygold
madguillotine
That, @OP, is disturbing. Have a lovely day :)
redsweatah
FingersInTheDirt
Navashi
napsmear
DefundIsraelTheGenocidalNation
No respect for ratatouille and the admiration for his work
nojustsayitdont
Bold rat.
KanzenChowa
Its like ratatouille but with more diarrhea
GameVortexGeck0
...but it's so much WORSE than that. First you realize there's a rat on the food.
GameVortexGeck0
...then you have to realize he's been there frequently enough to HAVE a favorite.
GameVortexGeck0
Then you have to question your taste if you ate the ones even the rat doesn't want.
Casapasa
Ratatouille, part 2: Patisserie!!
wtforero
It means the food’s great, they have a ratatouille on staff
cyborganism
Coincidentally, I bet this is actually in Paris.
clk62
No.
Cryolith
Ratisserie.
SpurGreif
Patisserat
eovsvin
Not sure this is an underrated comment, but it sure is a comment.
JCBaggins
What is Remy up to this time?
Exyr
to be fair it's not the rat that gives you the plague
maholt
JRock525
Yeah, that makes it better. Don’t pick on the rat.
streptovsky
It's not the rat's fault plague bearing fleas get on it. It's not like it can run out to the supermarket and get flea shampoo.
JRock525
Then they will never move up in the dominance hierarchy.
St0ckh01m5yndr0m3
Shut it down!
MadMontyMN
I don't think a butt funnel is gonna save this place.
Auggie08
Was at a venue the other day and saw a mouse hop in a cabinet with their coffee mugs. Had been there a while and they just shrugged...
Auggie08
(Lots of poop, pee, and mouse smell when I opened the cabinet)
maholt
Remy, NO.
JCBaggins
Remy yes?
scottsinflavortown
Flies on the tables too
kepattRunner
Yeah this bakery is an absolute train wreck
sgaines273
Or roaches
RootyTootyDrunkenShooty
There’s not much you can do about flies in the summer time. But the rat is a HUUUUGGGEEEE problem
convex64
flies were nuckin futs at a deli I used to work at in summer, hard to keep em out when the door opens every minute
WherePoetryComesToDie
Also not much you can do about mice/rats. The concern should be whether it's an infestation and how the owner decides to deal with it.
onlysmaller
That’s not true. I work in a Greggs in uk if we see 1 mouse or rat inside the shop we have to close immediately and call pest control
WherePoetryComesToDie
Yes. That would be a good way to deal with it. I'm saying it's impossible to keep mice/rats out of most places, but especially restaurants.
onlysmaller
Well, I’ve worked in the store for 3 years and the only pest I’ve seen is ants in the summer. I don’t think it’s at all impossible
WherePoetryComesToDie
More than a single pest, what matters, again, is whether it's an infestation, and what steps the owner takes to mitigate it.
onlysmaller
We are told one single mouse or rat, or ‘several’ cockroaches we close the shop. It’s on a big poster in the office. I’ve never seen any tho
CoolHandRK
Smeared god knows what on the glass partition too.
DreadZeppelin
Where is this?
AntiTrollPatrol
Probably Paris
harthram
Baltimore
DoctorDerk
It sounds like its from the Philippines. Pastries look like it too. Those orange trays too.
Valentino46
https://goo.gl/maps/JrCJL4r3Ax33tx5p7
MyDadSaysButanesABastardGas
Let’s face it. This could be anywhere.
SquirrelHumps
Imgur
snowfork
Baltimore
jimmyman999000
I believe I saw this or something similar to this in the news few years ago in Toronto
DaveElfstaine
Looks like a Timmies.
jimmyman999000
Doesn't look like anything TH sells, at least I don't recognize anything
Sellymcsellerface
Youre mom
Lolpezatron
Lol it's funny because it's stupid
opsmomdoes
Comments about Moms are not always appreciated - I also made that experience
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
That doesn't even make any sense.
NCRLoyalist
DreadZeppelin
I think it's your bedtime. No more screens.
Sellymcsellerface
Yeah Regular amonia, bedtimes first younz
Affablesea9917
Cthulhuchooseyou
*your *. *Ammonia *younz? Are you trying to say youths?
Sellymcsellerface
Younz is a PA Amish shortening of you all, and singular you, the first time I heard it when I moved here 20y ago I had the same reaction
RegularAnemone
Really? You are mom? Is Dread Zeppelin really your mom, Smelly Mcsmellerface?
horsecrippler77
I’d be ok with Dread Zeppelin being my mom. Those guys rock!
DreadZeppelin
You have been adopted. (don't tell sellymcsellerface but you're my favourite)
horsecrippler77
Cool. Just call me Little Baby Elvis Jackson.
RegularAnemone
...I think that's evident by the fact you made ol Smelly take his father's surname. Really just piling it on that kid huh?
artifactcreature
JeffGodofBiscuits
lostlittletimeonthis
I miss Winston
DeathbySnu3nu
KnightOfHyrule
scottsinflavortown
WastingMyLifeOneMemeATaTime
"Pushing Daisies" lovely series
BallsToYouMyGoodSir
one of the tv shows imgur pushed on me and i liked. you can watch it all for free on cwseed or just about anywhere on the internet YARRR
GeneralNuclear
TheDiscoFairy
Toronto, that you?
TheAssassinArtemisEntreri
Let me tell you guys a secret. You probably already eat tons of mice/roach droppings. They're EVERYWHERE in food service.
Nadmonk
Catsbycat
Hubb
Sadly alot of places are super slack about not clearing up food. Rats are just eco warriors trying to recycle that waste,diligent raiders
awholelotofnothin
In Denver, restaurants don't have to put up their inspection certificates, so you don't know if they are compliant or not, to what degree.
awholelotofnothin
But the high altitude also prevents most larger roaches, though not rats - you rarely see rats in Denver. Not like in lower elevations.
HsuDoNihm
That's why I eat people. Well, that and the sex.
TheAssassinArtemisEntreri
Best to just remember that we were cavemen for millions of years and managed to survive just fine eating dirt and crap.
Viper3232
I mean, I get it. But we also ARENT cavemen anymore and have much better and healthier lives BECAUSE we dont eat crap (as much)
TheAssassinArtemisEntreri
Sure, try to minimize the amount of feces one ingest. Just don't lose any sleep over it. You'll be fine.
InHarmsWay
If cavemen are so great, why they're dead?
RackhamTheRed
"just fine" is quite the exaggeration considering the changes in life expectancy and lack of all those endoparasites cavemen had
TheAssassinArtemisEntreri
and antibiotics.
BigBadBillyBoy
It’s entirely possible to run a restaurant where the vermin stay outside the building. That’s the standard and anything below is sub-par.
TheAssassinArtemisEntreri
Sure, now enforce that law in the 50 restaurants per block of any big city. Good luck. Even health inspectors allow a little haha
GodDammitKevin
Let's not shop there and also maybe call the Health Inspector.
humaneffigy
They probably got a perfect score.
abacab87
My friend called the store in he works at, they were forced to shut down for 2 months and throw out $60k of merchandise.
itnevertooklonger
60k of bad merchandise.
Rosainmd
Yes, but’s that’s the special ingredient
emceeb
Maybe the rat baked all that and was just inspecting.
Ghlargh
I would be almost as mad if a human baker was walking on and licking the the pastry to "inspect them" :)
LazyBuddha
As a health inspector. Yes please call.
iluvdis
How does one become a health inspector. I've not seen a degree in this field.
relsky
Public safety, public health, biology. Hell there are even food service/ restauranteur degrees nowadays. Most would apply.
iluvdis
Hmm, I think that or even a job as a food critic would be super cool. I'm going for cyber though.
Alittledistantshiningstar
To be fair, rats enjoy pastries as much as humans
TheunseenUniversitystudnet8
Also to be fair, rats never started a world war....
dec9675
Fair is fair
Klingon00
Seeing a rat hold and eat French Toast Crunch cereal... it’s the cutest thing ever.
KayJizzleDizzle
To be faaaaiiirrrrr.
GodDammitKevin
Fine i'll have 2 plague cakes and a rat dropping doughnut
SecondSince
With surprise raisins!
Snark42
...and dont skimp on the droppings! Last time there were only droppings on half!
Jawadd
If I've learned anything from Disney, that's just the world's best most discriminated chef checking out his work. Let's not be specists here
EccentricNimoy
PicassoCT
This rat is the health inspector.. dont judge, less you be judged...
Stratego89
"We'll give you 20$ store credit if you don't rat on us..."
PicassoCT
All the rats you can eat? We have a deal..
landcfan
That assumes I want anything from that store after seeing that.
SteamingTheCat
Yeah I'll need a bit more than that
Stratego89
"Ok, we'll throw in a 10$ gift card to starbucks!"
billpilgrim
I got a better idea. I'll take 20$ store credit from the store up the road please
Liquorsmith
Imakethingsweird
No! Bakery will fall-fall to pestilence! Yes-yes!
ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
Oh fer fucks sake skrolk, just give it a rest