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Mar 25, 2017 8:21 PM
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kungfucatattack
I'm sneezing out of reflex.
Bricklemeyer
It pollens in the north too. I work outside. Pollen in the spring, leaves in the fall, snow in the winter.
PeterNormal
can confirm, I am the proud owner of 2 suddenly green vehicles
PotassiumLover
LegenWaitForIt
Grew up in GA, and I used to plan to only get yellow cars when I grew up. I thought I was so smart.
zenoshogun
Come to Canada where it does both.
Aaronb1138
Arboreal bukkake.
pirate4lifes
Ewwwwwwwww
ampleapplepies
Who needs sex when allergies fuck u all spring
Liv4thememe
Moved down south for work, was curious what the hell was going on. Now I understand why we have car washes that offer monthly subscriptions.
Wannarubbutts
I would literally die
BoofBoofPass
you're sneezing because of tree jizz. happy spring.
NotFarEnough
We've been getting bukkake'd by pine trees the past couple weeks
YourPostIsFuckingShit
That sap is worse than pollen. I parked my vehicle under a tree and the next day my vehicle was covered in sap.
MemorableName
and every spring you gotta put those pollen tires on
trubblebot
My wife works at a big garden, her normally blue car is a sick neon green.
theincredibledork
Give it a week and my car will look like I was in a head on collision with Big Bird.
jbcars4life
Ugh don't remind me. As a northern transplant to the South with allergies I'm dying out here
mburicao
Looks like Georgia to me...
simpIychaos
Can confirm.
smittydoot
Yep, it do.
jokommander
I'm congested just for looking at this
okthenfuckitweout
Nose running from looking at this thx bro
sloomoo
Yeah, but it doesn't pack worth a dam to make Pollen Balls for a Pollen Ball fight.
Kensidian
The seasonal-allergic in me just cringed fucking hard. That much pollen would put me on my ass and/or kill me
YourPostIsFuckingShit
I know right and pollen cream don't sound that tasty
sloomoo
And you can never identify the "yellow" pollen.........
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MrPompaztic361
Try having a black vehicle. Can't keep that shit clean for the life of me!
nowucme
Yep. I just bought a brand new car, black. The dealership detailed it and made it all shiny, and all their work was gone the next day.
caralily
Both of my cars are black and now also a slight tinge of dusty yellow.
YourPostIsFuckingShit
I feel you. I have a black jeep
SassMasterGecko
I have a royal blue car, the actual opposite of yellow
theaecy
Obligatory "What in Pollination" comment.
canariomojadoChief
YEAH! Texas
TheInfamousSwissCheeseMasturbator
It snows and pollens here..
JAPONfan
Snow don't clog your filter.
imakedndreferencesatinappropriatetimes
Pollen doesn't break your pipes, block roads, or cause air pollution to skyrocket. Y'all don't understand winter.
ILovedUnicornsFirst
Isn't the salt on the road super corrosive, though?
minkuschild
K, but do you have to shovel? Does it turn everything into mud after? Isnt pollen fucking the best thing for us to get free food?
kollette88
I can breathe when it snows
SuperTerminator
Im pretty sure you don't want to go around banging pollen. I've heard it tends to give you STDs.
MeepMeepMaMeepMeepBeep
We get both, so now what :P
JAPONfan
Yerr fucked homie.
JessSN
Nobody's ever forced to buy pollen tires.
Cassodeus
Eh, from what I hear they're not a good investment for the difference they make.
bunsglazing
Try western NY
Cassodeus
Wisconsin.
JessSN
From what I've experienced they're a necessity.
Cassodeus
My all seasons do fine in the Wisconsin snow.
EdMcDuck
I mean, it pollens in the North too...
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
I've never seen anything like this. Southern Ontario, Canada.
rexjellis
I first check the comments to see if someone already said what I'm thinking. If so, I upvote. Unlike the fucktards below.
EdMcDuck
:) that's the way to go!
v3rmilion
Hell we don't only get pollen, we get that cottonwood shit all over. Drop a match and set the whole neighborhood on fire briefly
Trimule
Amateur stuff! Try living in the pine forests of the Sierra Nevada mountains in a heavy pollen year -
chris20973
Nah not like down here. Moved from CT to GA and this stuff is everywhere all the time.
b14d3r11
Moved from RI to GA and I die... for 3 months a year... i'm allergic to pollen
ILovedUnicornsFirst
Born and raised in GA. I genuinely feel for you. It's really bad here.
cpiderman
Pollen is rape from vegetation.
JohnLeePettimore
Vegetation doesn't even have to pollenate to rape.
tadhgmce21101
Think about the fact that if you suffer from hay fever, your allergic to to plant cum
cardboardwhales
If plants are allowed to cum all over everything shouldn't we be able to?
SonsOfMoog
That explains the smell of the Dogwood trees
SecretAgentSuperBooger
And it's pointless to wash your vehicle until it's over since it'll just be coated again in a day or two.
texasdean
Wash'n'roll car wash counters the pollen , 15$/mo get 1 exterior wash per day. Have to wash it daily during plant jizz season though.
LegenWaitForIt
In fact, getting it wet only makes it a pollen magnet.
LegenWaitForIt
In fact, getting it wet only makes it a pollen magnet.
TallowsRevenge
A day or two??? You don't live in the south.
dickinyoface
Do you brush your teeth?
RobertLSU
ya but it doesn't take 20 minutes
SoThatsWhere
Pollen won't hurt the clear coat, it just clings and makes a mess. It is a good idea to lightly wash the windshield every day or two, though
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
As someone who's allergic to it, I don't care if it doesn't hurt the car.
TheWholiganOfGallifrey
I feel you, meme brother.
dickinyoface
Well it doesnt make any good neither. Anyways in the end, if you dont wash your car, it will rust.
Sharklaserspewpew
How does fiberglass rust?
dickinyoface
Well thats different story.
bananerbread
That isn't at all how that works.
jweenypwee
I drive a Delorean. Non issue. ;)
dickinyoface
And yeah, to make things clear (mostly because of this downvote hell) I meant if you never wash and wax your car, it will get rusty. 1/?
dickinyoface
I didn't specifically meant pollen, but dirt, dust etc. 2/2