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mr8kc
copingcabana
"Hi, 'Being Chased by a velociraptor,' I'm dad!"
annibe11e
And he wasn't even a dad!
Greeneyeddevil
Why didn't the kids climb through the cables? The little one could
CringeBinge
Just re-watched Social Network and noticed that boy from Jurassic Park is in it.
Chaos2183
Dad jokes spare no expense
Jalopenis
We can't fit through, lets climb over it!
fofalooza
Speaking of, the part where Tim is on the fence when the juice comes back on is one of the most hilarious cinematic moments for me.
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ThatOneGuyThatDidThatThingWithThosePeople
That doesn't change the fact that it falls in the "dad joke" category.
BookWyrme
Didn't we see the gif of this like two days ago on fp?
sainnotinsain
Oops! Forgot to turn on the power...
AngryFennec
My granddad taught me if you absolutely must test if a wire is live and and getting the proper tools is impossible use the back of your hand
AngryFennec
If you use the front the current will cause your hand to seize closed around the wire but the back causes your arm to jerk away instead.
princeslayer
WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST CLIMB THROUGH THE GAPING HOLES IN THE FENCE GODDAMMIT
LordOfTheDownvotes
He tests that first and it doesn't work.
PickledDragons
That combined with my childhood experiences with electric fences is why i have electricity issues as an adult. Twinges just thinking of it.
Gawky
I once crawled under a fance, touch my neck to the wire, next thing I know im face down in a small puddle struggeling to breathe
PoppinLochNessHopster
I mean, everyone should be somewhat afraid of electricity, a good jolt is like having a thousand small dogs biting you.
Winterlord117
When I was a kid our electrical stove broke. Noticed the burner was cold and humming. So I touched it. Woke up against the bottom of the
Winterlord117
Fridge (about 8 feet behind you when at the stove). Felt like when I got kicked repeatedly in the stomach by a rabbit I caught. Unpleasant.
anvilon
Ya peed on one, didn't ya? :D
PickledDragons
lol girls don't that, grew up on a farm. Double wire above the dog run, i was in between when it got plugged back in by mistake & then some.
jarjarbinkswasthebestcharacterinstarwars
I know I did, and unfortunately still do on occasion
Imadethisaccountinapisspoorefforttomakefriends
Boy you are not gonna like hearing about what I'm doing right now
ThatOneGuyThatDidThatThingWithThosePeople
.....Go on.....
Imadethisaccountinapisspoorefforttomakefriends
Oh I was just wiring the surface mount fixtures nothing too crazy
PickledDragons
I have to have all the breakers completely off before i mess with that crap or remove a broken light bulb
Imadethisaccountinapisspoorefforttomakefriends
Oh I keep the breakers off as well just not for replacing a bulb
MarvLarv
Then the kid tries it and dies.
nivekrolyat
SPOILERSSS
undeaddevon11
Is this real/true?
nivekrolyat
Idek
toriscool
In the movie he gets shocked but doesn't die
blackbirdlore
WAY past the statute of limitations on that one
nivekrolyat
Still haven't seen the whole movie all the way through ????
cooplander
...he got better.
Smilec
HRW
daverabbich
She turn me innew a niewt
whathappensifichangethistext
A niewt?
ImAFuckingGoodBoy
Well, he says it like nyeewt
tentaclefriendly
He died a little.
MrTylerWpg
He was only mostly dead
Airwolfen
Dad jokes tend to do that...
cooplander
It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.
cooplander
Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do...
tentaclefriendly
Stick 'em in amber and wait a few million years for John Hammond to clone him.
cooplander
WHAT!? NO! You go through his clothes and look for loose change. Wait, does Humperdinck suffer if we give him to this Hammond schmuck?