GiddyKipper
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The first is that forever-more, the girl will know someone swam in a crocodile infested river, just to impress her (that's got to boost your confidence alone) before going on world-wide news to say 'You've seen her; she's beautiful...'
The second is the straight up Aussie-ness of his approach...
'Ah punched it in the snout; second hit, got it roight in the eye...'
But finally the local MP's quote...
Just thought I'd share!
CoolStoryDudeTellItAgain
Cool story dude, tell it again.
Zlimeshili
wieloryba
"Dickheads" is crocodiles or teenagers in Australian?
vontreigo
oi, watch me stick my thumb up this crock's ars!
zsevern
I wish American legislators would take that attitude. It would solve a lot of problems around here.
GiddyKipper
Forgot the sauce ! Sky News https://apple.news/A0SGViMBMT26R7OjFZFDRvQ
LiquidPoo
sauce goes in the description. people shouldn't have to dig in the comments for it.
skrimg59
do you have the link to vid?
GiddyKipper
My comment above: Aussie teen mauled by crocodile trying to impress British backpacker https://apple.news/A0SGViMBMT26R7OjFZFDRvQ
skrimg59
didn't see it before. Thanks!
EmergencyAustralian
I sincerely hope he got the midnight train to pound town after this.
Phelpysan
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
streptovsky
Is Australia even real?
AthenaLeeChar
In the newspaper I read today they didnt even sensor the word dickhead from the quote
GiddyKipper
Which country, out of interest ?
AthenaLeeChar
Good ol' Australia
Jomini001
Fucking moron.
smprov
the crocodile's girlfriend was not impressed
AlexDuos
From punching kangaroos to crocodiles, is there any terrifying monster you Aussies won't smack in the face?
Mewlies
Queen Elizabeth II
foxmichaels
America tries to legislate to dickheads. That's why we can't have Kinder eggs. .. Fuckers.
ShowmeOne
weird huh ...and then, they let you have loaded guns ...??? Bizzare
icookfoodandfightfire
We can, they just can produce them here cause you can't put non-edible things in food. I can go to most delis and corner stores and get them
icookfoodandfightfire
They're not that great anyway and the toys generally suck. Not to mention the ones we get are mostly in German
franzzegerman
Wait, you guys don't have kinder eggs? How do you live?
TheCouldHaveBeenKing
what kind of fucking hellish wasteland doesn't have kinder eggs? i'm so sorry america
Schmedes
I feel like most laws are made because of dickheads.
kitheryne
Just get a wonderball. It's bigger and 'murica friendly.
redjayhawker
Roight on, Mate. So Routious.
GiddyKipper
Ahhh Yiiiih
Aotearoa
What a sick carrrnt
Ssaucey
Heard about it afterwards on the radio, Radio Presenter: were you worried? Girl: of course, he was bitten by a croc.
loungeking1
http://cdn.niketalk.com/e/e0/e0e447fe_crikey.gif
vaultboyarchie
This was absolutely amxing
ApatheticDropbear
RealManny
Most guys here hating on him but we all have done some shit for a chick we like
BobaFettBobaFettWhere
Yeah well fucking apex-predator dinosaurs don't live where I do
BossCar9
I love Australia. Just please don't let your crocodiles invade Florida. Nile crocodiles were found in this state not too long ago. 1/2
BossCar9
Although, I don't think anything came of it. Unless, good ol' Florida kicked in and they blended in with the gators in the Everglades.
FlashedCashew
Soo did he get the girl?
Mewlies
No, he lost... The Croc won... She is dating the croc... Do you not know how mating competitions work?
GiddyKipper
I'd like to not look and just hope so ... maybe once she hears the interview, she'll get back over to him ...?
hybridjosto
He punched her rouight in the eye
Timmy622
She likes him as a friend.
whatsthesquarerootofthisapartment
She just wishes she could meet a good guy like him
StarscreamAndHutch
She said she's got a boyfriend
candiedhotdogs
DID HE PIPE BRAH?!
sugarlock
No, she rejected him apparently -- theres a few websites but this is the first one I saw, along with the Mirror so idk (1/2)
sugarlock
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thesun.co.uk/news/3130081/british-backpacker-crocodile-queensland-johnstone-river-date-request/amp/
FlashedCashew
I reject your reality
sugarlock
...and substitute my own?
ifyourwifiisdownjustgoogleit
He said it had all paid off as he got a movie date with her.
Extrava
Should... Should they see 127 hours?
sugarlock
There are some sites saying she rejected him, saying "He's too young for me" and "Being attacked by animals doesnt really do it for me" 1/2
sugarlock
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thesun.co.uk/news/3130081/british-backpacker-crocodile-queensland-johnstone-river-date-request/amp/
ShotGaming
She has a good point. That's a move to impress a drunk buddy, really.