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FP Edit: Send nudes pls
maugriman
He Came, He Saw, And he Came Again
TheIrishPatriot
His dick was huge af
YouTestedMyReflexesAndItTurnedOutFINE
Took me until the fifth picture to realize it's not a stock photo model
Capt1ve7
He does.
yummmmm
actually, Bitoni industries had a woman for its CEO, pretty vital plot point you're missing there bub
GahBluh
Not sure if stock photo or porn...
dasklaus
Porn.
TheUbiquitousBOB
PornHub actually tried to shoot a scene in outer space. They couldn't raise enough money, though, so he was never really an astronaut.
TheUbiquitousBOB
Their indiegogo page: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/pornhub-space-program-sexploration
reid2048
LoveBigD
I need to see more of this hot man
Jimmyvtss
I recognise him from some where. Was he on tv?
lizardsarecreepy
oh hunny
Flashpoint85
porn in space? really?
EvilBrainAngelHeart
POOOOOOOOORN IIIIIIIIIIN SPAAAAAAAAAACE!!!
reid2048
KodiakRS
He WAS an Asstronaut.
witchykitchen
omg I... I actually recognized him...
IReallylikewhiskeyandbuttsex
Haha, stock photos.. gotta love them, right?
Judgejedge
I had got all the way down to "He was a professor" before I noticed this was about pornography.
ZachPatterson
He. Is... Mr. Clean.
mistergoodcomment
He's also a scientist
DiscoPhysicist
As a scientist, they make us do porn en route to getting a masters degree.
FrozenFor30Years
High on LSD?
Toqueman
Inb4 "they aren't the scientists we are blah blah blah"
SpaceballsTheComment
Actually, I'm pretty sure I once saw a video of him in a lab coat and safety goggles.
Toqueman
Oh so he actually was a scientist in one of his videos. Well take that complainers about the use of that word!
twopiecesoftoast
Who's the girl from #9
IEndLives
Eva Lovia
SuckMyBowls
TinyGreenMenNinjaClan
Looks like the XX Dos Equis people had the wrong guy since the beginning
origina1crisp
He is wearing two American flag patches as the soldier...
blahtotheblahblah
I saw that too. I mean, it really isn't hard to see how the uniform is supposed to look. Google is your friend people!
origina1crisp
They are even two different types of flag patches. At least stay consistent
crazedandinfused
That one blissful moment where I was like, I recognize this brilliant man, goodness aren't I well-read.
OneFroToRuleThemAll
I hear he also has a huge dick
adeepermystery
NSFW link: http://66.media.tumblr.com/b3984ffcfd92b70e3ba378ca1c336408/tumblr_ncxgp50FcC1u0age7o1_1280.jpg
kylelovespizza
I... I don't know what I expected.
sammysam1021
It's ok buddy...we're here for you.
tssmith1989
But like, what's his name? There's so many of them.
Iamtheonewhobrowses
Hugedick Mcpornostar
adeepermystery
Johnny Sins
MrR3c0rdMan
this dude is in like every other brazzers video...
hungoveratworkguy
greg20151975
What kind of porno fuckery is this
palsy34
straight porn, you wouldn't understand.
greg20151975
Lol
greg20151975
I see - hail to the fuckery one
lachupacombo
The best kind, ACTUAL fuckery
zaicha
Jeepsnbuses
Confirmed best kind
pancakebechslap
Your comment just made me realize lol; I gotta watch porn more I guess.
laneymaire
Johnny sins. O.o
CarolinaSlim
Johnny shit-knuckles legendary fisting porn star
PuppyDontCare
thanks!
pibblesandbits32
I guess you could say he did all for the nookie
AnRatDragon
GOD DAMMIT THAT'S STUCK IN MY HEAD NOW
QueenofCraptarctica
THE NOOKIE.
DefinitelyNotTippster
So you can take that cookie...
catscratchfever97
And stick it up your..
Superchief86
Mouth!
NewToTheEnterwbs
Yeah!
Counterfit
Stick it up your
Kamunari
Butt
adeepermystery
I feel like if you can stick a cookie in your butt, just call this guy and he can lead you to someone who'll reward that talent.
GrImmgur
At first I thought this guy was some amazing man that is never heard of until I got to the last one and realized he was a porn actor..
mrsbraundor
The last one?
greennight
He is not a smart man.
TheSpleen
I can only assume he started out delivering pizzas
SoDoneWithYourShite
...with extra sausage.
FloresDelCaribe
All greatness has humble beginnings
Clonekid
After delivering pizzas he cleaned pools.
FlyingButtPliers
Actually I think I've seen him on youtube fitness videos. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8ChCNOb70CMV05pIHFEHkw Same guy I think
boogaloobear
When you've got a dick like his, you can be whatever you want I life
squatlow17
Think I'm going to have to research this.....
Monkeytron
Right before he took up plumbing.
Zuphalas
And right after he was a poolboy
kmikl
And princess rescuer, and race car driver, and ghost buster...
dudeloveall
Cmon guys, he was just a student when he had those jobs. And the teachers always wanted to see him after class
Monkeytron
That's why he never really earned enough money to pay his rent... Good thing he had a very understanding landlord. (Landlady?)
DefyingGrace
Then he became the tv repair guy
DetectiveSherlockHolmes
And then he started working in porn.
TychoBraheIncarnate
It took me till the professor to realize what the fuck was going
didntshootthedeputy
Yes, that is correct.
jad092
Ugh i took me till the cop....
tehflan
Same. I don't know if I should be proud or embarrassed.
autosanguine
I was thinking it was Stock Photo Man until I got to the sultan
TheGenuineArticle
I thought it was a stock photo guy until I read the comments.
ColdBloodedSniper
Stop your fuckery
audeconn
You just glazed over SULTAN without any alarms going off? You must live an exotic life
TicoGuy
Honestly if Sultan had been farther down I would have seen nothing wrong with this until Maybe Cop
dannyc91
It's bad I saw the Sultan and recognised the scene...
chainmaille
I thought it was another stock image model until it got to cop.
EchoOfSnac
Ditto.
NasaPilotJosephCooper
I went "wait she cant have hear orange uniform open can she?"
ElbowDeepInASnake
I didn't realize till I read your comment and the pizza delivery comment lololol
BlowDog
asstronaut
Yyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaah
It took me till the cop
NeoHelios
"Wow, all those assistants sure seem to have big boo-Oh! I see what's going on here......" LOL
Darthaco
The big tittied firewoman(?) next to him in #1 didn't clue you in?
NoWisdomWithoutRegret
The first time I saw this, I didn't even notice her. I was just looking at him because he's who the post was about.
WalterWhitesRoofPizza
I noticed it but just thought "huh, what's this about" and scrolled on. Then the company one I was like "Ahhhh"
JackThePirate
Didn't even notice.
OnceMoreIntoTheBreach
I've got some news for you then. . .
WhydoIstillhavetomakeausernamewhenIobviouslycantthinkofanything
Maybe the firefighter jacket is the same shade as the tits so it camouflages well?
bongles
It took me until this comment to finally get it.
ijoinedtoolate
Ashamed, i saw 1 & 2 and was on board. On 3, I said "wait a second. that uniforms not right" ... I need to study up on my porno.
McKavian
There is no rank on the cap, no name tag, two flags on the BDU. BDU out of date, two changes ago, but the 4th ID patch is OK.
thecoon55
I saw number one and was like, why is there no o2 regulator on that tank?
2DGoon
Then you look over and see the firefighter with her breasts hanging out.
graehall
He is why a lot of women watch gay porn, because the men are actually attractive :P
dasklaus
He's so ugly I can't watch anything with him in it. I hate those balls & ass shots from behind, but at least they're not this face.
graehall
I'm sure plenty of people find him attractive, but based on these shots, he's not particularly appealing. Straight porn needs hotter guys.
dasklaus
Yeah, sorry, I meant ugly to me. I don't care much about body type tbh, but faces are important.
ffpf
I doubt women watch gay porn with men, you fucking idiot.
graehall
Wait, are you saying I'm a fucking idiot because you don't think women watch gay porn? Just to be clear here.
Mypatronusisyourmother
Wrong. I know a girl who watches male gay porn.
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graehall
Haha, you do you. To me, he's a little roided up bad acting unsexy unintimate. But that's me :P
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graehall
Having been the senior creative on a relaunch of AVN's website a few years ago. I disagree, professionally, and personally :P
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