Sep 2, 2015 6:40 PM
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Roqinn
I laughed so hard at this!
MorbidityMilkshakes
OP's username is relevant
craychel
I love dad jokes
JamesVodka
Is this Kevin?
TheEBOLAS
Tobey Maguire?
Groose
That's the can you tell the time "drunk" guy...I'm sad now because it was not real
LtCmmdrData
my friends doesn't get it. Someone explain it to his stupid ass lmao what an idiot!!!!
FeversAndMirrors
"Are they moving?" as in are they alive. But he means "yes I suppose they are moving (to another city etc)" because of the suitcase. Ha!
AdorableTinyKitties
I DON'T GET IT I FEEL SO LOST!
FlaccidFlanges
For people who didn't get a clear explanation, he ment moving location like NYC to LOS. Where she ment alive or dead.
Rbyrnz551
Oh! Duh. Thanks :)
Xaldyn
They're not cubs, they're kits.
DIYHappiness
I looked for this comment. I blurted it out uncontrollably when I read this post
degenerator
Why did I hear this in an English accent?
whyteraven74
In the luggage of an angel...
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
*changes airports*
wwtwo
The accent ruined it but still funny
DoingMyKanyeBest
Sauce. Its 20 seconds. Have fun. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJh4XyZhD58
universalhat
i always upvote source
My puttanesca is the best. My chef said it was better than his!
thedarknessvisible
No reaction!? Argh
Maniko
i think they didn't get the joke
300Threats
holy shit took me forever to find out what that meant, i feel autistic
DontFilmVerticallyAsshole
nononono
joshandpedro
Jesus fucking fuck who cares.
Oinko
Pretty sure he's talking on speakerphone
No these gifs were filmed vertically
nonpondo
Mobile master race wins again
[deleted]
saganworshipper
The orientation of human eyes.
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
FOV
DustinODaffer
Unless you're on snapchat.
b20vguy
shrodingers suitcase.
WhereBucksBuysBeauty
Just watched M. Some resemblance http://mmimageslarge.moviemail-online.co.uk/M-fritz-lang-6250_1.jpg
tonlimah
Honestly, I didn't get it until I watched the video.
Jcloud85
Had to re-read it before it clicked...sad part is this is my sense of humor...
skultech
I am sad to say I didn't get this one until someone explained it to me. Now I'm laughing my ass off.
KrustyPartiallyGelatinatedNonDairyGumBasedBeverage
The foxes in Glasgow are pretty smart, wouldn't be surprised to see them using suitcases
tarataqa
yukyukyukyuk
justactlikewedontknoweachother
this is the best kind of humor
hetnkik
This is my second time coming across this today while aimlessly browsing User Sub. But this time I got the joke!
AntiCircleJerker
Is your refrigerator running?
FriendlyShadows
Not since the "accident".
ChanningTastum
No but my nose is
breadedfishstrip
Oh it isn't, thanks for the warning, I'll have to call a repairman ASAP. Thanks again!
SteveBuscemiSayingHowDoYouDoFellowKids
K good cuz if it wasn't all your stuff would rot
ThomasMontgomeryHaverford
Yes, I believe it is. Why do you ask?
Commanderwho
Well you better catch up to it then!
uchronia
Relevant: https://vimeo.com/110808221
reddrunn
http://184.154.168.239/~freeaire/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/refrigerator-running.jpg
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
Robotic Research dev team: "We're working on it!"
SlickerThanNick
Do you have Prince Albert in a can?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_Albert_(tobacco)
BillNyeTheNaziSpy
Is Mr Wahl home?
TheRicM
Calm down, dad
VesselOfHate
not in 2016, but it hasn't made an official statement for 2020.
Cutfirehose
OK, it took me a second. +1
GladeRunLegend
And together we chuckled after getting over the thought of them all being dead, and instead it being a punchline.
koalamom
To me took me more because english is not my native languaje but its hilarious!
ImNachoGuy
10 for me
tacticalfacepalm
That's because it says "tha'll" instead of "that'd". You can clearly hear it in the sauce. You done dropped the ball now, OP.
Dad joke of the year
justanotheroneofthosegenericlongusernames
"I saw a Fox on holiday!" ... "How do you know it was on holiday?"
KnightSlayerTsorig
A second? Took me a minute.
ThatsNotATypo
Sadly it took your comment for me to figure out there was a joke here. —__—
Hurryupmeow
With wit like that, he must be a dad +1
buttchocolate
i dont get it :(
IWasInsufferableIn2017
What I thought before reading the other explanations: Blue shirt guy actually found a fox fur coat.
iMainlyGetToTheFrontPageWithTumblrPictures
Dispatcher asked if they were moving. They're inside a suitcase. What do you use to move or pack?
IAmJustTryingToFitIn
My feet and hands
dancealittlestranger
Because of you, I finally got it. It's been a long day.
I'm glad that I could help!
gagedlimits
This comment should have more up votes. Thank you. My day has been long as well as the other commenters
5outof7deadlysins
Thank you.
You're welcome.
chokemewhileifinish
Boxes
Imghurrr
dammit kevin
SmertNSpecial
I think Spock rubbed off on you a bit
OnlyQuietOnTheOutside
ha. took me a few seconds!
disagreeable
Had to watc the source to get it. Very clever
wavesofvibrations
trolling the ASPCA? seems kinda dickish
BlacklightShining
Not really. It could be just a quick little joke, then we'll get serious about making sure these baby foxes are okay
hoopyhoop
I would have guessed the RSPCA
MenaceToSobriety
I was under the impression that trolling is dickish by its very ntaure, regardless of the victim.
uberarticuno
SPCA. Scottish. I dunno whether he'd have called if he found a bunch of dead foxes in a suitcase. Probably would have put them in the fryer.
revcleo
It's most likely a set up where they're not actually phoning anyone.
BayazTheBenevolent
Oh God please, can we just apreciate the jokes without first determining if a post subject is something that may be joked about.
LCMcG
SPCA and ASPCA are different and have little to do with each other. SPCA are local shelters, ASPCA is a national money scheme like HSUS.
nickces
SPCA: Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, ASPCA: American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals
flowseeker
Well its kinda dickish for sarah mclachlan to give me feels in the middle of my cartoons.
pbbbtMeg
Yes. I was in the hospital after giving birth to a preemie. Full of hormones. That commercial came on every 30 mins. It was rough.
DarthReznor
Boom
ImgurMontoya
Hello. I'm Sarah Mclachlan, and I'm about to ruin your evening.
TheDwarfInTheFlask
IN THE ARMS OF AN ANGEL....
Manineedalife
No fuck you nononono fuuuuuu---
ThisIsGod
For only 35 cents a day, you can help save these poor,in between jobs, homeless animals. If you don't donate, you're a terrible person.
IronAngel2k3
YOU FUCKING STOP THAT RIGHT NOW
squirrelgirl86
I remember a time before that song was associated with malnourished animals.
buttcrackel
Me too!
quicktochuckle
VirginityShield
It says it's a gif but it's not moving
jonnnney
FLY AWAY FROM HERE....
celedream
I thought it was "far awaaaay from here"
Nope, though I did have to look it up to be sure.
Nope. They are flying away, in the arms of the angels, because they died.
TheGhostMinx
You know what else is kinda dickish?
SSjay
Tony Abbot.
Lemesplain
That's not dickish. That's 100% pure unfiltered Dick.
v
FuckTheUSCjrShamecocks
Who put a suit on that turtle?
is that the guy that shot the president?
Nah that was my nigga Johnny B. He ded now though. Fucked his leg up trying to get away.
ItsAGameOfSchlongs
Ive seen that guy telling a clock he was drunk
MrHug
"I am not FUCKING drunk", - this guy 2k15
Housemaster
Sauce:
MOTHERFUCKINGZORP
3:55
Angrypixels
Thanks I needed this/
parkurass
I've lost my keys will someone call them for me
djhash
I always thought that was real! I just realized that was scripted.
Nandabun
Vines.
RightInThePleb
No, he wasn't fucking drunk
HorseMcFucker
Nah, drunk was fucking him.
RobotMorty
Was drunk him fucking?
TheWholiganOfGallifrey
Yes, but to your mum.
InfinitelyFive
Aaaaaaaaand, break.
excepttheoneswhoaredead
Your city is a wretched hive of scum and villainy
This is Ankh, not Mos Eisley, buddy!
ArmorcladCowboy
But the river walk is nice. How many places is the river walk actually walking the river?
Roqinn
I laughed so hard at this!
MorbidityMilkshakes
OP's username is relevant
craychel
I love dad jokes
JamesVodka
Is this Kevin?
TheEBOLAS
Tobey Maguire?
Groose
That's the can you tell the time "drunk" guy...I'm sad now because it was not real
LtCmmdrData
my friends doesn't get it. Someone explain it to his stupid ass lmao what an idiot!!!!
FeversAndMirrors
"Are they moving?" as in are they alive. But he means "yes I suppose they are moving (to another city etc)" because of the suitcase. Ha!
AdorableTinyKitties
I DON'T GET IT I FEEL SO LOST!
FeversAndMirrors
"Are they moving?" as in are they alive. But he means "yes I suppose they are moving (to another city etc)" because of the suitcase. Ha!
FlaccidFlanges
For people who didn't get a clear explanation, he ment moving location like NYC to LOS. Where she ment alive or dead.
Rbyrnz551
Oh! Duh. Thanks :)
Xaldyn
They're not cubs, they're kits.
DIYHappiness
I looked for this comment. I blurted it out uncontrollably when I read this post
degenerator
Why did I hear this in an English accent?
whyteraven74
In the luggage of an angel...
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
*changes airports*
wwtwo
The accent ruined it but still funny
DoingMyKanyeBest
Sauce. Its 20 seconds. Have fun. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJh4XyZhD58
universalhat
i always upvote source
DoingMyKanyeBest
My puttanesca is the best. My chef said it was better than his!
thedarknessvisible
No reaction!? Argh
Maniko
i think they didn't get the joke
300Threats
holy shit took me forever to find out what that meant, i feel autistic
DontFilmVerticallyAsshole
nononono
joshandpedro
Jesus fucking fuck who cares.
Oinko
Pretty sure he's talking on speakerphone
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
No these gifs were filmed vertically
nonpondo
Mobile master race wins again
[deleted]
[deleted]
saganworshipper
The orientation of human eyes.
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
FOV
DustinODaffer
Unless you're on snapchat.
b20vguy
shrodingers suitcase.
WhereBucksBuysBeauty
Just watched M. Some resemblance http://mmimageslarge.moviemail-online.co.uk/M-fritz-lang-6250_1.jpg
tonlimah
Honestly, I didn't get it until I watched the video.
Jcloud85
Had to re-read it before it clicked...sad part is this is my sense of humor...
skultech
I am sad to say I didn't get this one until someone explained it to me. Now I'm laughing my ass off.
KrustyPartiallyGelatinatedNonDairyGumBasedBeverage
The foxes in Glasgow are pretty smart, wouldn't be surprised to see them using suitcases
tarataqa
yukyukyukyuk
justactlikewedontknoweachother
this is the best kind of humor
hetnkik
This is my second time coming across this today while aimlessly browsing User Sub. But this time I got the joke!
AntiCircleJerker
Is your refrigerator running?
FriendlyShadows
Not since the "accident".
ChanningTastum
No but my nose is
breadedfishstrip
Oh it isn't, thanks for the warning, I'll have to call a repairman ASAP. Thanks again!
SteveBuscemiSayingHowDoYouDoFellowKids
K good cuz if it wasn't all your stuff would rot
ThomasMontgomeryHaverford
Yes, I believe it is. Why do you ask?
Commanderwho
Well you better catch up to it then!
uchronia
Relevant: https://vimeo.com/110808221
reddrunn
http://184.154.168.239/~freeaire/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/refrigerator-running.jpg
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
Robotic Research dev team: "We're working on it!"
SlickerThanNick
Do you have Prince Albert in a can?
[deleted]
[deleted]
SlickerThanNick
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_Albert_(tobacco)
BillNyeTheNaziSpy
Is Mr Wahl home?
TheRicM
Calm down, dad
VesselOfHate
not in 2016, but it hasn't made an official statement for 2020.
Cutfirehose
OK, it took me a second. +1
GladeRunLegend
And together we chuckled after getting over the thought of them all being dead, and instead it being a punchline.
koalamom
To me took me more because english is not my native languaje but its hilarious!
ImNachoGuy
10 for me
tacticalfacepalm
That's because it says "tha'll" instead of "that'd". You can clearly hear it in the sauce. You done dropped the ball now, OP.
ChanningTastum
Dad joke of the year
justanotheroneofthosegenericlongusernames
"I saw a Fox on holiday!" ... "How do you know it was on holiday?"
KnightSlayerTsorig
A second? Took me a minute.
ThatsNotATypo
Sadly it took your comment for me to figure out there was a joke here. —__—
Hurryupmeow
With wit like that, he must be a dad +1
buttchocolate
i dont get it :(
IWasInsufferableIn2017
What I thought before reading the other explanations: Blue shirt guy actually found a fox fur coat.
iMainlyGetToTheFrontPageWithTumblrPictures
Dispatcher asked if they were moving. They're inside a suitcase. What do you use to move or pack?
IAmJustTryingToFitIn
My feet and hands
dancealittlestranger
Because of you, I finally got it. It's been a long day.
iMainlyGetToTheFrontPageWithTumblrPictures
I'm glad that I could help!
gagedlimits
This comment should have more up votes. Thank you. My day has been long as well as the other commenters
5outof7deadlysins
Thank you.
iMainlyGetToTheFrontPageWithTumblrPictures
You're welcome.
chokemewhileifinish
Boxes
Imghurrr
dammit kevin
SmertNSpecial
I think Spock rubbed off on you a bit
OnlyQuietOnTheOutside
ha. took me a few seconds!
disagreeable
Had to watc the source to get it. Very clever
wavesofvibrations
trolling the ASPCA? seems kinda dickish
BlacklightShining
Not really. It could be just a quick little joke, then we'll get serious about making sure these baby foxes are okay
hoopyhoop
I would have guessed the RSPCA
MenaceToSobriety
I was under the impression that trolling is dickish by its very ntaure, regardless of the victim.
uberarticuno
SPCA. Scottish. I dunno whether he'd have called if he found a bunch of dead foxes in a suitcase. Probably would have put them in the fryer.
revcleo
It's most likely a set up where they're not actually phoning anyone.
BayazTheBenevolent
Oh God please, can we just apreciate the jokes without first determining if a post subject is something that may be joked about.
LCMcG
SPCA and ASPCA are different and have little to do with each other. SPCA are local shelters, ASPCA is a national money scheme like HSUS.
nickces
SPCA: Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, ASPCA: American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals
flowseeker
Well its kinda dickish for sarah mclachlan to give me feels in the middle of my cartoons.
pbbbtMeg
Yes. I was in the hospital after giving birth to a preemie. Full of hormones. That commercial came on every 30 mins. It was rough.
DarthReznor
Boom
ImgurMontoya
Hello. I'm Sarah Mclachlan, and I'm about to ruin your evening.
TheDwarfInTheFlask
IN THE ARMS OF AN ANGEL....
Manineedalife
No fuck you nononono fuuuuuu---
ThisIsGod
For only 35 cents a day, you can help save these poor,in between jobs, homeless animals. If you don't donate, you're a terrible person.
IronAngel2k3
YOU FUCKING STOP THAT RIGHT NOW
squirrelgirl86
I remember a time before that song was associated with malnourished animals.
buttcrackel
Me too!
quicktochuckle
VirginityShield
It says it's a gif but it's not moving
jonnnney
FLY AWAY FROM HERE....
celedream
I thought it was "far awaaaay from here"
jonnnney
Nope, though I did have to look it up to be sure.
IronAngel2k3
Nope. They are flying away, in the arms of the angels, because they died.
TheGhostMinx
You know what else is kinda dickish?
SSjay
Tony Abbot.
Lemesplain
That's not dickish. That's 100% pure unfiltered Dick.
wavesofvibrations
FuckTheUSCjrShamecocks
Who put a suit on that turtle?
ImgurMontoya
is that the guy that shot the president?
FuckTheUSCjrShamecocks
Nah that was my nigga Johnny B. He ded now though. Fucked his leg up trying to get away.
ItsAGameOfSchlongs
Ive seen that guy telling a clock he was drunk
MrHug
"I am not FUCKING drunk", - this guy 2k15
Housemaster
Sauce:
MOTHERFUCKINGZORP
3:55
Angrypixels
Thanks I needed this/
parkurass
I've lost my keys will someone call them for me
djhash
I always thought that was real! I just realized that was scripted.
Nandabun
Vines.
RightInThePleb
No, he wasn't fucking drunk
HorseMcFucker
Nah, drunk was fucking him.
RobotMorty
Was drunk him fucking?
TheWholiganOfGallifrey
Yes, but to your mum.
InfinitelyFive
Aaaaaaaaand, break.
excepttheoneswhoaredead
Your city is a wretched hive of scum and villainy
ItsAGameOfSchlongs
This is Ankh, not Mos Eisley, buddy!
ArmorcladCowboy
But the river walk is nice. How many places is the river walk actually walking the river?