Black Twitter 1/17/16

Jan 17, 2016 11:48 PM

Felman

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These jokes are so old, Dr. Dre want's his Chronic back.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#33 had me crying lol

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Thanks for the numbers

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why can't your "bae" go through your phone? Does everyone just flirt with other people on their phone all the time? WTF?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I graduated. That looks like my home right now too.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

27: Am white; can confirm.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Wouldn't that be sweet revenge...

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Was #37 the guy from Under The Skin with Scarlett Johansson?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Who isn't into star wars hype, it's the best kind of hype

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I am so lonely.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You okay?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah that's nice of you. I'm actually good just drunk and up too late last night

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Ate that pussy like a retard on bath salts" Jesus Fucking Christ.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Is he buying Jordan's for the doll though?

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I always found black cats intriguing

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why is Lenny Henry so deep in thought?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

a retard on bath salts. Fuck that's some funny shit right there.

10 years ago | Likes 129 Dislikes 8

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10 years ago (deleted Jan 20, 2016 12:34 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

As an Englishman quick question. What does ratchet mean?

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm American and I have no idea either.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Slang variation of wretched. It is the latest in a long line of terms for being drunk and disorderly. Think, "pissed."

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It used be used when describing something gross or nasty. A lot of the time referring to women

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Number 8: My choir sings the song he was singing and we tell the story every time we do it haha

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't understand number 24

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#51 is always the funniest one to me.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have noticed that white people say gay stuff when they're mad as well. One of my coworkers once said something to the effect of: "bend (1)

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

... me over and fuck me directly in the anus" when he installed a part wrong. My response was a resounding no thank-you.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I might need that Judge Judy sauce..

10 years ago | Likes 83 Dislikes 1

Me too.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

is that real??

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Looks photoshopped, why would she ever do that inside the courtroom?

10 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

Well it's a show..

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Just gonna go out on a limb here and say it's from Judge Judy...

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 8

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10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Black Twitter is how I get all my street cred.

10 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

Titled 'Black Twitter 2016' with the first post dated 2014...

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I thought I was the only one who noticed..lol. I've seen most of these on here too.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Whats a cat...fish?

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

Putting a photo on a dating site/app that's not you.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When people lie about who they are on the internet to make you fall for them for any number of reasons.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Finally someone who put numbers at every image so I don't have to explain the image when referring to one

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The kid singing his way out of being kidnapped is real life Ransom of Red Chief

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

oh ftw

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Its 37 real jesus who is that

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Pretty sure he was in "Under the Skin" with Scarlet Johanson

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Scary fuckin doll.

10 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

Terrifying

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I think it's the doll from Seed of Chucky

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That donut makes me so uncomfortable

10 years ago | Likes 763 Dislikes 7

Glad I wasnt the only one...

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

right! it's like...who does that? pulling out is a serious fucking verbal contract.

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 3

shoulda pulled out then

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can't up vote 666

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You misspelled "erect".

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me too! I was all laughing and then that one came up...

10 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 4

So did I...

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

came in*

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Ewwwww

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

That's when I started laughing

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Made me hungry.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Agreed, for donuts and more than donuts.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of that fucked up Japanese pastry...

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

The poopoo one?

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?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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..... uhhh huh.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hot

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What the fuuuuck

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeaaa I shouldn't have clicked on that

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Never eatin donuts again cause I aint gay

10 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

welllllllll

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Just say 'no homo' before gobbling one up. Problem solved.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Cause women don't have assholes

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