Serenitycompany
92156
3030
114
European population per capita, 2015
KiwiMaster157
I lost it at the population per capita.
viking12
In the "Vietnamese Farmers" one, they forgot to highlight France, Japan, and China. Poor statistics
Thehoffmiester
#1 is funny because I'm from Oregon and I can relate!
meanpantscaitie
God fucking dammit that's not how you pronounce oregon!
ElectricSooperman
Mars is a joke. embarrassing.
Nodsquad
It's "ory-gun" -An Oregonian living in Texas.
EpitomeofMediocre
Thank you! The amount of people that pronounce it "ory-gawn" is irritating
hilop
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Thehoffmiester
#1 that doesn't make sense because it's ore-y-gun
yourspacelawyer
I support this and want more.
jenaxu
https://www.reddit.com/r/mapporncirclejerk/
zak55
Cough cough, France lost to Vietnam, cough cough.
boobcat
End of WW2 all UN nations agreed to end ALL Colonial Rule. France Decolonised Indochina, same as with Algeria. Know your historical facts.
zak55
Ever heard of the first Indochina war. Just cause they agreed to it doesn't mean they went quietly into the night.
PunsOfQuickening
3/4 =75% of the population: now that's funny
OldEricCool
Figure that one out on your own, did you?
PunsOfQuickening
I just liked how nonchalantly it was explained as something incredible when it obviously is basic math
aproposofwetsnow
TIL lakes and rivers don't exist
RockTheCatBox
deranger
12/10 y axis labelling
RockTheCatBox
Thanks, Brant!
ThawedCaveman
Proof that Earth has the hottest women. Go Earth.
loyaknow
The top oregon one drives me nuts. It's pronounced "or-again"
OlderWiser
Dolly Parton distribution: http://images.tutorvista.com/cms/images/113/bimodal-distribution.png
Afrenga
#7 JAPAN KILLED HITLER
AllMyPlantsAreDreaming
Not to be picky but France has also lost a war to Vietnamese farmers
GorillazRfood
You had me at Oregon. I'll give you a +1
rrlyrae
#3. hiroshima did not cool down that quickly. #5 missed lots of lakes. #9 left out france.
TheEvilOverLordOfFlowers
And Liberia and Myanmar don't use the metric
Unquote
France uses the metric system....
serpentinebaboo
And lost to Vietnam before the US did.
championschampion
Myanmar uses the Freedom Measurement System as well.
DerpyUserID
We didn't really lose to the farmers though...
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MOOOOOOOOOOOSE
"First of all we didn't lose the war, it was a tie". -Red Forman
smeeshsmoosh
And anyway, if the US is blue, you'd have to put France in blue too. We did kinda take over from them.
WhoopsMrDaffodil
Yeah you did. Its alright though. The Vietnamese don't care.
caseygraz
As an Oregonian I am so triggered by the first one
DVsloth
Ditto
ctbvikings
Fellow Oregonian. It forces people to say our state wrong!!!! Like they need help!!
cAsEsEnSiTiViTy
#9 is wrong. There are 3 countries that don't use the metric system: USA, Myanmar, and another one that I'm too lazy to google.
AllMyPlantsAreDreaming
And France has also lost a war to Vietnamese farmers
championschampion
It's called the Freedom Measurement System good sir.
theusernameformerlyknownastildo
Liberia? (Now googling it). Yes it's Liberia.
SjorsM
The French also lost to Vietnamese farmers...
roemmjVillain
...And they use the metric system. +1 for you, kind person
SomeDetroitGuy
UK does almost as much of a hour-long of systems as the US. Miles, stones, pints are all common there.
tumppu
We use metric in Finland, but we also have a few quaint old measurement units like: tiu, leiviskä, kappa, peninkulma and poronkusema.
ecksdeelememefayce
As an American, what do you measure with "stones"
SlyeFox
People.
Hypercube9
I heard Hitler isn't dead. Also, most (if not all) countries that use the metric system, also use some other nonmetric units. Buy me a pint?
MademoiselleCanadienne
I heard that too... apparently the Russians regrettably mis-labeled some chick's head as "Hitler". An honest mistake, I'm sure.
Fredfinks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UojL96_3jOs
ironicdoom
The man was born in 1889. I'm sure he is dead by now.
GrouchyMarx
He died on his 100th birthday, and was reincarnated as my close friend, who was born exactly 100 years after him, to a day. Guy HATES juice.
SjorsM
That guy is one day older than me, and my parents purposefully chose for me to be born a day later (c-section) for that very reason.
GrouchyMarx
Kinda odd how people care about birthdays enough to delay childbirth. I mean, here no one gives a shit if you share a birthday with someone.
SjorsM
Well, it wasn't really like they delayed it, but more like they didn't rush it.
MyCatLovesToHateMe
Other than the UK I know of no countries, at least we don't and our neighbours don't either.
Hypercube9
No, there are TONS of non metric units everywhere still in use. Some stuff like mile roads in the US can't change. Train gauges, barrels...
Hypercube9
of oil, time isn't metric, atmospheres of pressure, some money, planes everywhere still use altitude in feet, watts, volts, etc.
MyCatLovesToHateMe
Right, those are completely different things though. We weren't at all on the same page...
Hypercube9
The point is: I can measure something in feet just as accurately as you can measure it in meters. I can describe something in barrels of...
HD226868
Mars, you are a disgrace to the entire solar system!
ZeFapmeister
ThisMayBeMyLastPost
One could say that bar plummeted like a crashed plane...
Cezarboytellem
Ah yes, that common expression, "plummeted like a crashed plane"
AdvonKoulthar
Dropped like a stone cast at an infidel
NamelessAndrew
#3 Well it probably didn't immediately cool off a minute later, right?
CatsIsTheAnswer
I'd take your word, but I guess you weren't there to experience it
thesmelge
That troubles me. It's a huge amount of heat and should dissipate in a minute. Surely it would raise ambient temperature for a while.
TheStormtrooperThatHitHisHead
I think it does, because only the shockwave itself has such a high temperature. (Not quite sure though)
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TheStormtrooperThatHitHisHead
The reason for the high temperature is the extreme compression of air and the power of the wave obviously decreases with increasing spread.
nightsider
"We don't pronounce it like that." ~All Oregonians...Ever.
Alozar
God knows I was about to comment that. We even have commercials making fun of people who pronounce it that way. Really not that hard.
JackalopeElope
OneZebraInAHerdOfWildebeests
A place with 0 capita.. and you can't divide by zero
lordkamote
Per capita means per head so some heads were missing bodies?
thenewteddy
have you people seriously never seen a map before
last1alive
Who do you mean by 'you people'?
Marchdragon
It's not recognised by the UN
TheLexoPlexx
It's Macedonia, but I don't understand any connection between population and per capita.
HourOfTheOwl
It's Kosovo - Macedonia is the lumpy round one to the south-east.
TheLexoPlexx
Oops, sorry.
TankEngineer
Kosovo isn't a real country
ChuckNorrisAteMySock
Found the Serb
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Sashi55
Joke's on you, i don't have any kebap on me right now
ChuckNorrisAteMySock
(your country is freaking amazing, by the way)
JackalopeElope
Becuase?
TankEngineer
Kosovo je Srbija
JackalopeElope
Does Serbia collect taxes from Kosovo? At at least 90% efficiency? Because if you can't force them to pay taxes you aren't their government.
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Mackwop
Shit, I guess I dont exist...
JackalopeElope
So Russia not real either? I need to write my congressman!!! We are wasting time investigating Trumps ties with a fictional country!!!
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saraplaza
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JackalopeElope
It's name is Kosovo. It claimed independence Feb 2008 from Serbia. It had a 2011 census: 1.7 million people. It still bugs me.
saraplaza
thank you
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JackalopeElope
Pretty sure it's name is Kosovo. It claimed independence Feb 2008 from Serbia. It had a 2011 census: 1.7 million people.
ZashchishchayushchiysyaOsushchestvitelLzhesvidetelstva
Belarus is not there. You can find it easily, it's marked with 1.
TankEngineer
American Education Everybody
HEXADECIMAL
Do a poll of Americans and ask them if they think we should invade the EU to stop socialism, the majority will say yes.
TankEngineer
Well I agree but not for that reason
hovesh
Kosovo, I guess because it's a disputed territory?
zamirovski
Correct.
RabbitFetus
KOCOBO JE CPБИJA!!!!!
Rakorsky
Why downvotes? Story of Kosovo is kind of tragedy to Serbian people.
Montana6606
Wat does that say?
HaroldStewartIII
So Hitler killed Hitler...well, I guess he wasn't all that bad then huh?
SweetMotherTeresa
He's simultaneously the best and the worst at the same time.
kamikazehindenburg
but he also killed the guy who killed Hitler.
11235813213455891442333776109871597
-1 + 1 - 1 + 1 - 1 + 1 ... an infinite series that can be arranged to sum to anything.
Dokramuh
It actually sums to one half.
11235813213455891442333776109871597
No, it's divergent. The Cesáro sum, in this case, is -1/2, which is the average of its partial sums.
Dokramuh
I was thinking of the Cesaro sum.
Hanasakke
He also killed the guy who killed the guy who killed hitler
GodEmperor0fMankind
This is just a theory, but what if time travelers from an alternate timeline came back and killed hitter to make it seem like a suicide in
GodEmperor0fMankind
An attempt to stop him from taking over the world. And all the other assassination attempts were other time travelers who failed.
GodEmperor0fMankind
I'm just asking questions.
HaroldStewartIII
Those are the most important questions.