Give that man an Oscar

Oct 10, 2016 6:23 PM

MastahBates

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10 years ago | Likes 192 Dislikes 1

How low is that bed!?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Here's an unpopular opinion: I think Amy Schumer is cute.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

you really need to push the gun forward when you fire https://media.giphy.com/media/Bm6jGUsWDBrHy/giphy.gif

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Did I just watch a murder?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What it looks like when you shoot a soccer player

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I actually had that same bed growing up. I'm old as fuck.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Worst part is some director thought that shit was gold.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Get shot, squeeze blood packet, do ballet, hug the dresser, make love to the wall, turn, shoot your foot, fall on the bed... and scene

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just watched Battle Royals. This is nothing...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Much better with sound. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rxZXptGpXng

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You cant come here and post this without the sauce. 1000 times better with sound.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Kirk would be proud!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Isn't that the dude who did the GtA live action short

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is gold, Jerry, gold!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The source is a old turkish movie from the bronze age

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We use this as a no talking no texting psa at alamo drafthouse. Says something like. End his agony dont talk or text or arrive late

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do the Shatner!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My reaction to this acting: http://i.makeagif.com/media/7-30-2015/1kkeeM.gif

10 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 1

I like how she punches with the gun.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure they made fun of this on Regular Show

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Needs more ahhh

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And give Amy Schumer Best Supporting Actress

10 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 8

Let's not get ahead of ourselves

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because she said the word vagina

10 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 4

Her entire act in a nutshell

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

And yet that vacuous moron is held up as a shining beacon of feminism to many along with Melissa fucking McCarthy!!

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Girls are just as funny as guys. Get over it.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 6

I know some hilarious female comedians. Amy schemer is not close to the list. The problem isn't girls, it's that girl

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Girl *can* be just as funny as guys.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

No one is getting your South Park reference...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can see that.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 3

That's so hot....

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't know where you come from, but I like you.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Thats... Oddly arousing..

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Thank you.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Slower, you slut.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't understand the relation....

10 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

exactly

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

He's polishing his wood to your gif

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

*oiling...

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0