Jan 12, 2017 10:48 AM
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sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-3Xe7RMg3w
KittyPaul
Why are they using a knife? The candy is hard, they're just dulling the blade.
BadgerNipples
Ohhhhhh... thought it was spring onion.
TheWulfrunian
Pandy
youarethesumofyourcontradictions
Pandy candy!
MGExEmpLaR
I thought they were Spring onions
PatronSaintofKillers
Good stripper name
ferdturguson
They really missed the boat by not calling it, "Pandy Candy".
Macalucifer666
Why don't they just have a machine to do that?
Cause its hand made candy. Look up "Lofty Pursuits" on youtube.
radicaleb
This loop pleases me
YAMAHAMMER
No wonder they almost went extinct
FreyaNicci
The last time this shop was featured in the news it crashed their website and back ordered for months.
Fireanole
Can someone edit this and turn the candy into upvotes?
RUUUUNitsTODDZIRAAAAH
DingoWoof
And that's why he got made into panda candy.
Nebchris360
Looks like someone needs a SlapChop!
Ultrafire3
'You're gonna love my nuts'
FATBEAST
When does the gif stop? That vine is infinite.
But do they have broads in Atlanta?
Tinylittlebears
Some say he's still chopping to this day.
Hypermlems
Canda Pandy
HolliBerri
I'm confused. Is it candy for pandas, made from pandas, or just resembles pandas?
PersonaAuGratin
Finger Ling Ling good
Baaaaadpuns
That's bamboozling
GeesePolice
Ha
Friday54
I see what you did there
Aimanfire
Boozebambled again
Talmorean
"Lets play BAMBOOZLED!"
LuckyWristbands
It's come full circle
JonSnowsMorals
They really couldn't get a machine to do that?
That's the point. Candy made by hand tastes way better.
True
MayRaven
How do they fit the pandas into the candies? Modern technology sure is amazing.
Youpassthebutter
How do they fit a pumpkin into those little coffee mugs.. Am I right?!
BarbaricPlague
Crazy how nature do that
IWishIWasABlackJew
Okay Ken M
BigAdam
YOu make them very very large, then roll them to a smaller size. Source - Ma used to make the rock for years.
TheAshenDovah
What a time to be alive!
mmmMEH
https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=N-Hq0aRgq4k
ThatsPermanent
It's a secret, magical, hugely inhumane process. But it does explain why there are so few pandas....
Techtronic
That and how utterly useless they are on their own. If they weren't cute, they'd be extinct.
rationallyoffensive
I thought it was green onion until I read the title
ActuallyACateArmyOfficialDoNotWhistleAboutIt
Oh, it's not?
galvatron42
Oh thank god, I thought it was just me.
immapostkidsstuff
Same! Then I thought it was bamboo because that's what pandas eat.
BoredZen
Bamboozled again!
gsuscryst
No, it's Pandy Canda
wobani
Green onions are so tasty!
llortamai
Put the bottoms in water, free green onions for life!
Ooo thanks for the tip.
SwitchPup
Change the water regularly, though, or it goes brown and slimy and gross.
squishybaker
that's a job which can be easily automated.
chromosomethepretentious
as an employee of said business, i sure as hell wish it was
harharcharizard
But should it be?
DarthFluffy1
Automation is way more expensive than a laborer in places like china
McGreed
Not really, you could rig something up with a vacume engine and two wheels. Just MacGyver the hell out of it.
However this person is likely multiskilled and this is probably only one tiny part of the job they do.
ilikebigbuttsandcannotlie123
Chinese workers are faster than machines and they don't need to bed fed or paid. :)
adamantos
My thoughts exactly.
IAmAHollow
An entire chef's job can (and has) been entirely automated, but it's expensive.
Agnagna
A cutting machine is actually way cheaper than an operator
Sure...If you assume this person earns an average salary doing nothing but cutting, day in, day out. This is probably only a small 1/?
A good cutter for that purpose will cost a hundred dollars and it'll be WAY faster than an operator, like this is a bottleneck on production
And you can spend the operator's time gained in other less implementable operations
Part of his duties. Seen from this perspective, it is indeed cheaper and easier to have a worker cut some bamboo 2/2
CephalopodLodge
Humans need sleep, machines don't
ermerlerd
Its not bamboo, its actually panda candy. Look closely at the cross section. Not arguing one way or the other just saying.
Jtorgo
Watch the video, they do a lot more than just cut.
Cutting is only a part of production. You can easily put operator that make candy sticks all day and a cutter at the end that do his job in
seconds, without that someone lose time doing a long, repetitive operation. The time gained can be use to do other less automatic operations
Automation will lead to the collapse of the world economy
That's a big ass statement not supported by the last 200 years of history. Care to make an argument?
If you are so naive to think that jobs aren't being lost to automation, and the the need for laborers is deacreasing, then bless.
And the response "someone has to fix the machines" is invalid. You don't support an entire world population on repairing machines
KittyPaul
Why are they using a knife? The candy is hard, they're just dulling the blade.
BadgerNipples
Ohhhhhh... thought it was spring onion.
TheWulfrunian
Pandy
youarethesumofyourcontradictions
Pandy candy!
MGExEmpLaR
I thought they were Spring onions
PatronSaintofKillers
Good stripper name
ferdturguson
They really missed the boat by not calling it, "Pandy Candy".
Macalucifer666
Why don't they just have a machine to do that?
KittyPaul
Cause its hand made candy. Look up "Lofty Pursuits" on youtube.
radicaleb
This loop pleases me
YAMAHAMMER
No wonder they almost went extinct
FreyaNicci
The last time this shop was featured in the news it crashed their website and back ordered for months.
Fireanole
Can someone edit this and turn the candy into upvotes?
RUUUUNitsTODDZIRAAAAH
DingoWoof
And that's why he got made into panda candy.
Nebchris360
Looks like someone needs a SlapChop!
Ultrafire3
'You're gonna love my nuts'
FATBEAST
When does the gif stop? That vine is infinite.
Ultrafire3
But do they have broads in Atlanta?
Tinylittlebears
Some say he's still chopping to this day.
Hypermlems
Canda Pandy
HolliBerri
I'm confused. Is it candy for pandas, made from pandas, or just resembles pandas?
PersonaAuGratin
Finger Ling Ling good
Baaaaadpuns
That's bamboozling
GeesePolice
Ha
Friday54
I see what you did there
Aimanfire
Boozebambled again
Talmorean
"Lets play BAMBOOZLED!"
LuckyWristbands
It's come full circle
JonSnowsMorals
They really couldn't get a machine to do that?
FreyaNicci
That's the point. Candy made by hand tastes way better.
RandomUpvotes
True
MayRaven
How do they fit the pandas into the candies? Modern technology sure is amazing.
Youpassthebutter
How do they fit a pumpkin into those little coffee mugs.. Am I right?!
BarbaricPlague
Crazy how nature do that
IWishIWasABlackJew
Okay Ken M
BigAdam
YOu make them very very large, then roll them to a smaller size. Source - Ma used to make the rock for years.
TheAshenDovah
What a time to be alive!
IWishIWasABlackJew
Okay Ken M
mmmMEH
https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=N-Hq0aRgq4k
ThatsPermanent
It's a secret, magical, hugely inhumane process. But it does explain why there are so few pandas....
Techtronic
That and how utterly useless they are on their own. If they weren't cute, they'd be extinct.
rationallyoffensive
I thought it was green onion until I read the title
ActuallyACateArmyOfficialDoNotWhistleAboutIt
Oh, it's not?
galvatron42
Oh thank god, I thought it was just me.
immapostkidsstuff
Same! Then I thought it was bamboo because that's what pandas eat.
BoredZen
Bamboozled again!
gsuscryst
No, it's Pandy Canda
wobani
Green onions are so tasty!
llortamai
Put the bottoms in water, free green onions for life!
wobani
Ooo thanks for the tip.
SwitchPup
Change the water regularly, though, or it goes brown and slimy and gross.
squishybaker
that's a job which can be easily automated.
chromosomethepretentious
as an employee of said business, i sure as hell wish it was
harharcharizard
But should it be?
DarthFluffy1
Automation is way more expensive than a laborer in places like china
McGreed
Not really, you could rig something up with a vacume engine and two wheels. Just MacGyver the hell out of it.
TheWulfrunian
However this person is likely multiskilled and this is probably only one tiny part of the job they do.
ilikebigbuttsandcannotlie123
Chinese workers are faster than machines and they don't need to bed fed or paid. :)
adamantos
My thoughts exactly.
IAmAHollow
An entire chef's job can (and has) been entirely automated, but it's expensive.
Agnagna
A cutting machine is actually way cheaper than an operator
IAmAHollow
Sure...If you assume this person earns an average salary doing nothing but cutting, day in, day out. This is probably only a small 1/?
Agnagna
A good cutter for that purpose will cost a hundred dollars and it'll be WAY faster than an operator, like this is a bottleneck on production
Agnagna
And you can spend the operator's time gained in other less implementable operations
IAmAHollow
Part of his duties. Seen from this perspective, it is indeed cheaper and easier to have a worker cut some bamboo 2/2
CephalopodLodge
Humans need sleep, machines don't
ermerlerd
Its not bamboo, its actually panda candy. Look closely at the cross section. Not arguing one way or the other just saying.
Jtorgo
Watch the video, they do a lot more than just cut.
Agnagna
Cutting is only a part of production. You can easily put operator that make candy sticks all day and a cutter at the end that do his job in
Agnagna
seconds, without that someone lose time doing a long, repetitive operation. The time gained can be use to do other less automatic operations
harharcharizard
Automation will lead to the collapse of the world economy
IAmAHollow
That's a big ass statement not supported by the last 200 years of history. Care to make an argument?
harharcharizard
If you are so naive to think that jobs aren't being lost to automation, and the the need for laborers is deacreasing, then bless.
harharcharizard
And the response "someone has to fix the machines" is invalid. You don't support an entire world population on repairing machines