I would celebrate too..

Jun 3, 2017 2:40 PM

1lear1

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had a car once that finally died at 325000 miles

It's in 3rd... You might want to adjust the shift cable. Easy on Ford's. Congrats on 500k.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@op dang- what kind of vehicle is that? Mine just threw a rod @ 106k... thought she had more life in her :/

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My '08 Accent just hit 250,000 km and still runs like a dream

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Please use freedom units only sir. As we were bestowed freedom by the great George Washington who rode into battle in a Dodge Charger

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

'03 Chevy instrument cluster?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice GMT800 Silverado/ Sierra

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The ending makes this

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But I would walk 500 miles And I would walk 500 more!

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Would you walk 500,000 miles?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

WTF are you doing driving around in 3? Also I know that dash! I have a GMC Sierra about to hit 225000 miles! Such a great truck!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You did it!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Put your fucking phone away when driving

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Just hit 200k myself.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Meanwhile the GMC at my work is falling apart at the seams at 90,000 miles.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Celebrating being alive, presumably, after filming his odometer while driving at 40mph.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Well... you are half of the way to the million mile club. Good luck on the next half of your journey!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Godometer

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ahh, the chevy trailblazer. A wonderful turd of a car that is amazing but horrible at the same fucking time :) I owned 1 from 2002 - 2016

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

It's a Silverado. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwutNVAINOs

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Chevy makes Cars and SUV's Silverado makes Trucks Yes, you are correct, it was a Silverado but Chevy-Silverado is one company entirely.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

No, Silverado is a model that Chevrolet makes. Trailblazer is a different model.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ahh yep. My bad

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Chevy/GMC product. Would bet money it's a Tahoe

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Ford Explorer

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

So happy there are fucktards like this on the road that insist on driving and playing on their phone.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 21

Watch the YouTube video. https://youtu.be/OwutNVAINOs

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Why are you in 3 not drive?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

THE CAR BLEW OUT THE CANDLE LOL

9 years ago | Likes 242 Dislikes 3

They should've put it into the glove compartment

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That made me chuckle

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I hadn't even noticed

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

What an astute observation

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Fuck yeah! Congrats. I miss my Sonoma so much.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When it finally dies

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why is he driving in 3rd gear?

9 years ago | Likes 82 Dislikes 1

Because it's a Chevrolet Blazer with 500,000 miles, it probably doesn't have over drive anymore

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I bet it's an GMC youkon

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yukon, and it looks more like a Silverado dash I think

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Asking the important questions.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably because the tranny is shot now so he has to manually go into the gears.

9 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 2

I had a car like that in my youth... Dodge Shadow ...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I shot the tranny, but I didn't shoot no deputy.

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

You can't use that word any more. You should say "queer-positive".

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I thought shooting trannys was illegal now

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

It's... Always been illegal.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Most likely towing something, that would explain the high mileage too.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Because it hasn't been his day, his week, his month, hell, even his year.

9 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 0

Underrated comment of the day

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But I thought it was being stuck in 2nd gear?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Shhhhhhh. It's ok.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

But he'll be there for you. You can rely on that.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Jesus!! That scar though?!?!

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 5

You probably wind up with lots of scars when you ride in cars with people who film while they're driving.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He has a party hat on. It's the string.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

no, look at his hand.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Probably from working on the tranny

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't be alarmed. That's a cupcake.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Congrats on the 804,672 kilometer mark.

9 years ago | Likes 211 Dislikes 9

Thanks for the real units.

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 25

I was thinking "Oh cool that's probably a lot" then I read this comment and thought "Jesus Christ that is a lot"

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

We only use freedom units in America

9 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 9

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9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't you mean colonial units?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's funny: we inherited the units of the empire, the empire falls apart, old empire adopts the generic units, we rename old empire units.

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Same thing with soccer.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

colonial units. Time to join the free world!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Together with Liberia and Myanmar. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Metric_system.png

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Literally almost every other country has freedom.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 15

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9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 7

Can you get bagged milk, American? IF NOT, WHERE IS YOUR FREEDOM? YOU CLOSETED COMMIE BASTARDS!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

You can in certain parts of America but we prefer it to come in jugs so we can fill them up later for when we go shooting

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

That being said, freedom units does have a ring to it.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 6

It's the American army.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0