jakesoverhead
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First stage of a rattlesnake snake bite
My right leg went form 19” to 28 in just over 24hours
And now I’m at day 13. I’m Just now able to kinda get around on my own.
iamsogladichangedmyusername
So sorry for the bite :( but nice rear end :)
TwelveGuage
Attractive people being attractive even when poisoned.
YakshaTheYakshini
Gym trainers don't want you know this one simple trick to getting 28" biceps..
JohnTheStork
So this is the somple trick to grow my dick by 300% pornhub keeps telling me about. Sweet
JohnTheStork
Sigh, simple
TenaciousMe
Some good gains for only 24 hours
Squelchtone
never skip leg snake bite day
cupcakegrenade
should make a watch band out of that snake skin. or a wallet. would make a great story
jakesoverhead
Oh I plan on making him into my gun sling. And then we are going to bbq him
baggynou
Hot af. The snake. Well, you too *winks in gay*
osilvers
Same
tlk5164
theirishninja
Should have died. Would have been way cheaper
Ididthisforthelol
Ain't it like 10k for funeral bills though?
ReaLifeSmeagol
10k is nothing. He's looking at $150-$200k easily.
hjordaVillain
My best friend was bit by timber rattler, she was allergic to the anti-vinom and almost died, ended up on a vent for 36 hours.
jakesoverhead
Holy crap!! I’m glad mine wasn’t that bad. But, It was still the most pain I’ve ever felt
hjordaVillain
Very glad to see you made it through it. It's awful to see and i can't imagine the pain you went through.
jakesoverhead
Thank you very much!
skybluestar
Holy rugged handsome man rolling around in the bush. Geeze.
jakesoverhead
Lol thank you
FuckNailaAunty
OP, please provide an update post when you get billing info. Wonder if insurance plays a role here or not. Thank ya mucho
ReaLifeSmeagol
For reference: https://twitter.com/10NewsHaggerty/status/621482436887736320/photo/1 And about right. Seen snakebite pet bills.
beatschubser
clahrmLord
Wait for the bill. It will leave you debilitated again.
KinkyTheWarrior
Rub some dirt on it and walk it off like a real man. (Glad to hear you're ok though.)
jmmoore6535772
Can’t believe the amount of insurance comments.....does no one have medical coverage???
Jballir
right? probably out 1.5-7k for deductible which still sucks, but he'll probably make that back not paying EU level taxes this year
cwiedow22553
Well congrats on not skipping leg day
bitemark
Gettin real swole
Janusha
Ah that same shit happened to my brother. Except it wasnt a rattlesnake and he didnt get bit.
weatherthehaarp
Oh shit was it invisible and hoovering silently?
idonttypegoodly
Glad you better but i hear those bills from treatments are insane prices. Hope those arent to bar
ImaWannaEatsomeBacon
Did anything else get bigger? Asking for a friend.
jakesoverhead
It sure did lol
AlkeneThiol
So have you started selling rattlesnake venom as a ball enhancement serum?
thebiglizard
I am the friend. And would like to know.
equityforpunks
Those marker marks... Were they prepping you for amputation?
Ididthisforthelol
It was gonna be his payment.
jakesoverhead
No they where tracking the swelling
MissSassyPanties
Congrats on living through that...and for being gorgeous too! ***smooches***
ilitirit
Props for being strong enough to recover and laugh about it
jakesoverhead
That’s the only way to handle the bad In life
laowllol
what.... no you can still destroy all the rattle snakes.
jakesoverhead
Lol didn’t say I wasn’t going to lay wast to them when I get better
ReaLifeSmeagol
The snakebite is the easy part. Wait til mother healthcare takes a bite.
z3lfmoord
WhiteOwlPrivetDr
jinko82
@op have you seen what that venom does to blood? i dont have the gif but it went from liquid to gel.
jakesoverhead
No never seen it. But. I’ve felt it lol
Daywalker27
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CQKLiwQCIs
jakesoverhead
That’s awesome! Thanks for that
VInTheSkyWithElephants
That’s some dedication to be able to post a selfie. A very hot selfie.
jakesoverhead
Thank you
TheGreatClockworkJohnson
There goes like 100 grand too
thegrandfalafel
We may not have public health care, but we have the freedom to get shot to death by a micropenis with a ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ decal on his truck
lykwo
Were you not hugged enough? Maybe too much?
Fluffysheeps
askin the real questions here
Galhaar
Not if you're in literally any other modernized country :D
fessusIntellectiva
USAs health care is so fucked up that in Breaking Bad a guy turns to making drugs to pay medical bills and it's a believable premise.
Jballir
Or if your are in the US and have legitimate health insurance like most of us do since obamacare...
spicycheddar
Too bad it wasn’t a Canadian rattlesnake, am I right?!? It would have apologized and treatment’s free
rudejohn
Treatment is cheap or free in the US too. The astronomical number is just what insurance company supposedly pays.
Mousimus
Eh, I get free healthcare being in the us military anyway. I like it more here.
fhatpotatou
I've seen this going around imgur a couple times and I'm curious as to what it's from
Foxylicious
Robin Sparkles from How I met your mother.
Reenieonthepc365
???? Let’s. go. to. the mall!????
AbbsMcDabbs
TODAY
Perfzilla
Do you feel rattled?
jakesoverhead
Lol it was shocking to say the least
xtrachrisp703
Thought I heard a rustling..
THEfreshestbrew
Holy shit. And you were able to catch the snake that bit u?
jakesoverhead
My Best friend did
MamaKin
Did y'all eat it?
jakesoverhead
Yes bbq his ass
MamaKin
Good!
Davoneous
How much did it cost you in medical bills?
jakesoverhead
355,000,00
learntotakejoke
Almost a leg
haybrodlyhey
Splunkd
So glad I read the comments.
elbowdeepinagoose
This is why I come to the comment section
HomeSliceCoolBreeze
Right, cause there’s lots here.
HomeSliceCoolBreeze
Arm and a leg.
jakesoverhead
You don’t think they’ll repossess my leg if I can’t afford it? Lol
jakesoverhead
Haven’t got any yet. This happened two weeks ago on Wednesday
XZorbys
I had a dream I got bit by one last night. Really weird
TheNLK
Be prepared, it can be costly if you are treated with crofab antivenom
Davoneous
Kudos for getting through it. I was just curious, I saw a post about how much it was to treat a snakebite, and I didn’t believe it.
jakesoverhead
I’ve heard it around 2 grand for one vile of antivenom. And I took 32 viles
z3lfmoord
Okuri
I got bit by a baby rattle snake when I was 4 and the anti-venom was about $14k but that was in 2001
LadyWidebottom
UlfhednarSkol
Jesus Christ. America what the fuck.
ThatRandomCanadian
America, land of the fee.
nero4ty2
Prices are crazy on most things, but anti venom is hate to make etc and requires snakes, or so I have been told by doctors
WhatYouMeanItAintReal
Well I’m under the assumption that insurance would cover a large portion of that
fiskr
Something something capitalism
ItsCGI
In Mexico is free the whole treatment.
rudejohn
The treatment will probably be free or close to it here too. The bill is what insurance pays.
popmills
And then you get an infection from the water and die
Davoneous
Jesus. Just take my damn leg instead!