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The practical lifehacks that I'm here for
PotatoFaminePart2
why does florida man who broke in to jail look like he's wearing the apron they give you when you get a hair cut
freehugsforeveryone
Finally, I can poop striking random keys on piano to distract others listening to me pooping
Kjuhaszzlenozzle
Can we petition to change the name for a group of squid to “squad”? I’m fully on board with that.
finetoroastasimamarshmallow
That pie chart has been tampered with, mediocrely
slotheroll
Drmart
*then
metalfoto
Solid dump. +1 nasa godfather
Bard2DBone
Poor snail artist, he is doing his best
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nero4ty2
Where do you store your bananas?
HighSorcerer
Isn't that a handicap plate on that VW parked across the spaces? They're allowed to do that for accessibility.
MaybeIllDisappear
Oh crap, I have bills to pay! Thanks for reminding me dump.
ICBM146
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LovesToSpooge517
Dabbin’ before tinder first dates. Classic depression.
DataNet
where2bee2
Who doesn't want to play a jaunty tune while poopin
Sharkules
I love the pooano
Schlurds
It's how I learned drums.
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lncorrectGrammerNazi
This pleases me greatly.
Rebuke
Oh that Yolandi...
KakacarotCake818
maxstout808
Outta here with that fb nonsense
BeardedHungarian
Hello fellow Romanian
MyShoulderHurts
My heart aches for that snail artist
lurker5000
Feels bad man
testingtesting123456
I keep my dishwasher on the other half of the bed. No space for remotes and phones.
freehugsforeveryone
Stop calling your mom dishwasher
billybobthorton1
dude the term "mom" is so demeaning and sexist, the proper term now is fetal developmental unit.
AlwaysUpvoteShaq
Shouldn't it be Baked Chicken?
BenKild
I was just about to say that too
silverthundr
I came down to post that exact thing (#14)
ifrybaconnaked
When did Chappie join Die Antword?
eyedontreedwell
Calicoastin818
They’re a big part of the movie, Chappie
Nobodyknowsbuddy
That’s DJ Hi-Tek
mendrak
So that's what he looks like.
bargainshopper
Ahh that’s a good one!
121GiveaFucks
In the movie Chappie
ifrybaconnaked
Imma have to go watch that again. Been too long.
ThaneofGlamis
That movie is basically just a long Die Antwoord music video
ShartsTooth
This is the greatest exchange in history
TheDudeSkywalker
Lmao they were the ones that raised chappie
zoomzoomzoomindaboomboom
Lol that high? You could remember Chappie and Die Antword but couldn't remember that they were in a movie together you've already seen?
ifrybaconnaked
There may have been rum involved...