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You can read the whole story here - https://imgur.com/a/8SQb8uj
Also other comics over on http://www.lukeatsea.com/
Nov 12, 2018 4:29 AM
lukehumphris
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You can read the whole story here - https://imgur.com/a/8SQb8uj
Also other comics over on http://www.lukeatsea.com/
58d8fee2
Luke directs the kraken to rub its tentacles together ferociously to boil the water below its stuck tongue and free itself from the trap.
ChubbyPikablue
Luke repeatedly bashes the kraken beak into the ice in an attempt to free himself.
ColoradoSky
Luke calls the kraken fire department to unstick the krakens tongue
Gyinagal
Luke sings Africa by Toto, again, in an effort to melt the ice by warming the avatar’s heart.
GeneralNuclear
It would sound very silly while his tongue is still stuck on the ice.
ElCapitanBarbarossa
Luke stands in the sun, setting his vampiric self on fire again and melts the ice and freeing the avatar
DarthMauler64
Luke, using his possession powers, leaves the Kraken and tries to possess the Avatar.
Lastdarkninja
I feel like the fusion dance doesnt last this long
TacoRising
Luke uses his new tentacles to try and push himself free. The tentacles also get stuck on the ice.
BobarinoTheBobcat
Can’t control whether or not his tentacles stuck I believe.
TacoRising
They controlled his tongue getting stuck, didn't they?
StitchtheFitch
Luke tried to free his tongue away from the iceberg by pulling away, but instead launched himself into the iceberg head first
Ultrashotpull
Luke sets himself on fire using the Kraken's pyrokinetic powers
TheRealNarzel
Luke attempts to reach the avatar by sticking his head into the ice.
Iibii
After a pissing contest on the Kraken's tounge they free the avatar. Turns out she died and is a nest for evil ice-ants now. Fight.
zeacorzeppelin10
The avatar wonders who is tapping at his chamber door
Cheeseweenie
We can only control Luke. Hence why the few times it doesnt work out, because we can't control anything but Luke
TheGirlInTheFireplace
Luke attempts to make the Kraken suck its own dick
TooFatToPun
As the tongue is stuck Luke sees the opportunity of a lifetime and tries to rush out and lick his own dick.
TheLesserOfTwoWeevils
This has grown a lot since it last hit FP. (or at least I saw it there)
Jkill999
Luke let's the kraken control itself again to see if it can get unstuck
TheRockDude
Luke attempts to summon TinyOctopus to help him
ERRWICK
Luke tries to possess the ice so he can talk to the avatar
GeneralNuclear
How come the vampire lady haven't already burst into fire as she came out of the kraken?
Th0tCop
Luke gets severely depressed in contrast to his normally high spirits over this.
fulingU
I like how the top comment has like 500 more upvotes than the actual post
Cranbananarama
Luke has kraken let out a big, hot breath of air to unstick its tongue and thaw some of the ice, then wonders why it tasted like peppermint.
DotNull
Look searches the Kraken's memories to see if he knows how fix this...and also tries to alter his memories to be their friend and go by Ken.
Audrelius
The iceberg cracks, and the Avatar turns into dust after touching the outside air
Valgree
Bigfoot pees on the tongue, Luke can taste it.
Cammo353
"you can only control Luke"
GameDigger
Is this gonna be one of he things where the avatar would ask “where did it all start?” And then we go all the way back to the first panel.
GameDigger
Like “let’s start a new story” type shit! Love that!
BarnibusSwarleyStinson
Luke comes out of the kraken's brain and makes his way to the tongue to pee on it so it unfreezes
GeneralNuclear
Plz just make it so the kraken just grabs luke in anger as he exists the kraken and smashes him against the iceberg before this turns kinky.
GeneralNuclear
Man if we hadn't pissed the kraken off enough already as we had, now we are gonna piss on his tongue too?
GeneralNuclear
The heck is wrong with this site?
TrustMeIWouldntLie
Let's not open that can of worms
DidNotIntendToBeHereThisLong
Dammit, first time I see one on time and I cant think of anything better than this
Warutteri
But since he's undead and therefore has no body heat h only makes things worse, forcing the Bigfoot to pee on himself to get free
ikillcats
As Luke is no longer in Kraken's brain, the Kraken awake to Luke peeing in his tongue. Want to see how this turns out.
LuluKazoo
But, does Luke even have a dick
HarmoniousCatSnek
If its sunny, which it looks like it is, like might burst into flames before he has a chance to piss
HarmoniousCatSnek
Luke* of course
Fairdinkums
Why doesn't everyone else pee on it which means they're peeing on luke AND potentially freeing the avatar
Ketheres
Unfortunately we can only control Luke (unless he has possessed something, like the Kraken here)
GuardianDinklage
I approve
AlwaysTrustTheManInABigWhiteVan
Can the undead pee?
FrozenFoodGuy
Ectoplasm?
DidNotIntendToBeHereThisLong
They eat so..
FrozenFoodGuy
Mainly upvoting your comment to keep the dick sucking joke from becoming top comment
TL10
Still involves Luke's dick. We win either way.
donethatbeenthere
GiantSquanchy
i may need this for later
GeneralNuclear
And how is pissing on the kraken's tongue any better?
mh1ultramarine
It's frozen food's kink
FrozenFoodGuy
HitlersRupturedColon
Except lukes dead And has no body heat so writer probably won't let it work out.
OfficialCaveJohnson
Same.. its starting to get overused.
Nize426
He story progresses way too slow either way imo. Like this time literally only what's on the comment happened.
BarnibusSwarleyStinson
Luke searches through the krakens brain to see if it's sucked it's own dick
lysomaru
Lol
ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
And now tries to suck his zombie-ghost-vampire-skelleton-kraken dick. He may be stuck, but kraken are flexible
Spartan132
notanevilgenius
I've asked, but did we ever establish that the kraken has a dick?
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
If its a male, it has a hectocotylus or two.
Ketheres
Don't they have that one special tentacle for that purpose?
TheShadowsLengthen
They don't, if I remember corretly. They have a specialised tentacle for that particular purpose called hectocotylus, apparently.
buttertoast3766
NotAPup
I think that means that it has sucked it’s own dick
Erud
no lips so it can't suck
Othernate
That's quitter talk!
SoraHjort
Ah! But it does have a tongue.
SCHWARZENPECKER
Explode
CaptianSatire123
It’s the only way
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DotNull
This seems like cheating.
Neganisjustthewalkingdeadsequivalentofhopperfromabugslife
I can't really argue that. But i also don't think I'm going to stop. I mainly use these guys to get things i find interesting out of usersub
Neganisjustthewalkingdeadsequivalentofhopperfromabugslife
And into rising, well i mean that's what i hope happens
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