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Dude on a jet ski rescues a grandma from flooded home in Houston
Dude On A Jet Ski Rescues A Grandma From Her Flooded Home In Houston.
Aug 30, 2017 7:35 AM
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Dude On A Jet Ski Rescues A Grandma From Her Flooded Home In Houston.
crapthatass
I don't remember these two from jumanji
randomdrifter54
Who got their ass left behind taking a picture?
boobboobboobboob
drmarkus
No jokes of grandmother abandoning that grandfather... Clock?
AssamLaksa
The person who took the photo stayed behind to document this cool moment.
MrPepperPants
I must go. my planet neeeds me!!
ccguj42
Mr steal yo grandma
notinmywatch
they live in the 5th floor
Captainpoopypants
Snooj
Oh shit, that grandfather clock. I hope it wasn't an antique.
Dustbusterr
Mr. Steal your... Grandma..?
FatBastardVegetarian
Is no one going to mention that "Grandma level" couch?
HulkFlashedSuperman
It looks like it's holding back water
cringeypingey
Houston, we've got a problem.
supersmashsisters
I reallllly love seeing how all these people are helping one another :')
DiarmuidRyan
Is the the new season of MTV cribs?
Squirrelprophecies
That door, sidelight, and transom combo cost more than that jet ski.
gaggmaggot
the old white lady is car jacking the brother--note gun to his back
MyNamelsNobody
Everybody is happy on a Jet Ski.
mlg23
The black jokes aren't really that funny anymore. It gets old.
JustAFunDoggo
it's sad. when a marginalized group says your 'jokes' are causing them harm ,don't tell them to lighten up. believe them and be better.
theonlyrexmitchell
This needs to have the caption of "Peace out, bitches!".
xdvgx
Get on loser were going to walmart
tallcuppajo
May-December romance; don't judge.
JustAFunDoggo
from the bottom of my Black heart thank you for taking the extra 4 seconds to think of a nonracist joke.
forgotmyoldusernameclassic
Alternatively, he's stealing a grandmother.
doctorbees
"What he really stole was my heart." - Gramma
Saddamhuss
Wait for alt-right re caption this " a black guy stole a jetski and raped a granny
TheGuyWithTheAnswers
He will have unlimited food source
ForeverChasingHighs
Mr steal your gran
kinkyreggae
She's ok with this
01DragonLord01
"Houston Jet ski Taxi Service, How can we be of service?"
incivilian
In the comments: Racist as fuck Imgur continues being racist as fuck
SixFeetShort
It bothers me that the water is not deep enough for that craft. All kinds of debris will be sucked into the impeller.
boopdedo
Grandpa called Chick-fil-a and ordered two breakfast burritos with extra egg and a boat ride, jokingly. The Chick-fil-a's manager...
boopdedo
...called her husband. Husband came and picked Grandma and Grandpa up and took them to the shelter. The whereabouts of the burritos....
boopdedo
...however are unknown. Tragic really. All that extra egg.
RoymanHenryburg
Get on nerd, we're getting Whataburger.
JustAFunDoggo
tytyty for making a joke that doesn't rely on harmful racial stereotypes
RoymanHenryburg
Any time
coronalmassejection
It was a ride arranged by the manager of Chick-fil-A if I recall this morning's news broadcast..
nero4ty2
*waterburger
Imwaitingforlasik
I'd be worried about some shit getting caught in the prop. (Once shit gets stuck in an in-prop it's way harder to remove than normal prop)
STINKPICKEL
Some skis have intake guards or screens, to prevent that from happening.
GetAssista
Looting had reached appauling proportions
ImaginaryEli
But if was a white dude ridin away he wouldve 'found' the grandma
735824
aplauding
JerryCoe5
It won't take too long before looters run into an armed homeowner. It will most likely solve itself
HadMeSomeChickens
It's clearly a cuck video.
AdvonKoulthar
Typos have reached an appalling level as well.
greywarden112358
"Watch me steal this old white lady!"
PunjabiMacgyver
ugh i hate it when they steal white old ladies
ThePerfectGif
That's gotta be worth about... 27 grapples.
JustAFunDoggo
1)wow the "Blacks are lawless, entitled, and lazy" jokes really are so easy to make, huh? let me help you by making some "jokes" that don't-
roorooter
mousemarie94
Your deeper understanding of institutionalized racism is a bit beyond the imgur comprehension level.
JustAFunDoggo
deeper and i have a personal stake in ending this trash. prepare your butt for the downvotes tho, good lookin out, bruv
TheSexInstructor
Wow, not a very fun Doggo at all, are you?
AskMeIfImFunAtParties
Username not relevant.
Chamoky101
I...I think that's a bad doggo
JustAFunDoggo
2)reinforce dangerous stereotypes "Uber's really rising to the occasion with this new promotion"
CrazyCatLad
Whoa....I mean making a looting joke isn't the most original anymore (it's pretty much on every Harvey post) but you need to calm down.
CatBlaster5000
Dude, relax.
Cazador115
1)The target of the joke is not the black man. The target is the poster. Its supose to be self-deprecating, as in the poster isn't able to
Cazador115
2) see that the man is obviously doing a good thing and thinks he's looting. These types of jokes are not hate because if the man was doing
Cazador115
Something wrong i'd just be a statement.
JustAFunDoggo
3)Waverace 64 2017 edition's character creation is really progressive
JustAFunDoggo
4) Hold my beer
FuckThatBitchThisIsRussia
As a black man, the first joke is hilarious, no one cares about your social commentary. You're ruining Imgur for the rest of us, fuck off.
MagnorCriol
Dude said nothing about black people. Just "looting", which is currently a big issue down in post-apocalyptic Houston.
Davadin
Yes everybody gets it's the joke. Black guy looting. All comments are sarcastic. But come on, people, it's starting to get old.
idownvoteplottwist
Starting
kanybal
Yeah. It's the same with "women are harpies and men are doormats, amirite?" jokes. You can't say shit or you're a partypooper. But I believe
kanybal
that they're one way prejudices are transmitted and made okay. As a teacher my classes are super multicultural (poor neighborhoods) and it -
kanybal
saddens me how many racist jokes they'll make a day, sometimes against their own race. "It's okay ma'am, I'm black, I can say these things"