Sep 8, 2021 10:24 PM
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IMACheekyMonkey
Centenario! My favorite!
Notmybeardedladynotmycarnival
nickdillinger
Song is Más Caro, Que Ayer by Gerardo Ortiz in case you want to save that absolute slapper.
IamNotFunnyNeitherIsMyUserName
I can feel the hangover from here.
KarakLohr
v
mrtool719
Cantaritos! But I prefer to make one by one not 50 at once.
DefinitelyaHumanNotanAlien
Handsome guy.
Weselskills
Stop trying to probe people!
TakeYouAway
That is horrifying
Yes. You right. But because they are making a large mix able to get people fkd real quick. The single drink is delicious.
McDerpNderp
wea va a desmayar por una semana
FirstInLastOut
"Can I get a straw?"
nevernotsure
I can smell this post.
DicksonYoMouth
A Squirt margarita, nah.. I’ll pass
nangke
DasDovian
It's a Paloma and when not in a ridiculous amount it's actually quite refreshing.
dudekazoo
I personally adore gin and Squirt, I call it a Squirtle. If it's vodka and squirt it's a Wartortle.
kilty01337
What's in a blastoise?
We never mixed it. Something ultra potent like high proof absinthe or everclear was the supposed concoction.
falconuruguay
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila...floor!
Arbys4Life
That was never funny. Can’t believe people are still saying it.
Drink enough tequila, it becomes a truism, not a joke.
d3jake
What's the booze going in?
N0MamesGuey
Tequila!!! ? ?
applesforjuice
I don't think he understands why you move the bottles because he's not doing it right to get the whirlpool
AllTheGoodUserNamesAreTakenFML
he shakes instead of circle
clarkWhogotsanity
So it's what three bottles of tequila and a few bottles of squirt over ice?
BrokeMyFunnyBone
Based on the volume, I'd say it's way more than that
DailyDoseofDog
They also add something orange flavored, don't remember what though
Yes, it’s a Paloma
EDoPur
You're right. It needs more tequila!
b1b1b1b1
That’s a lot of olive oil.
JunkCollector1234
Looks like a party!
doodooHero
His sweat adds the right amount of salty bite
millies
StillClassy
Eddie Nero can't die.
Whitebeardthepirate
LetAllYourAngerOutOnMeIDontBite
one of them drinks where you feel fine until you stand up and start walking like a new-born giraffe
HammerBreaker
I got mine. What y'all havin?
HanSoslow
drinkin the vomit i found after watchin this
Kottok
This is either a really great idea, or a really bad one...
Roaddog184
It's tequila, so bad idea. At least for me.
wiggadewah
When the level hits "guero" on the container, that's when you'll know.
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
"Just because it's a bad idea doesn't mean it won't be a good time." - Gomez Addans, I think
skapanda616
professionaltimewaster
This is the kind of drink you pull out during christmas time to be out in the cold drinking it
imilkgoats
Starts off great but usually ends up bad.
Bigbadteddy
possibly even both
UnriskyBusiness
Yes
cuddlydingo
Don't you mean, "Sì"
Hobbes777
TheBIFFALLO87
You won't remember either way
fformulaa
Someone once told me early one day, "this is a really good, bad idea. Let's do this." I still don't remember what transpired that day.
SerenePrincess013
Last time I went karaoke'ing, that was the general consensus. Still not sure what happened that night.
DrHenryGrabow
Palomas? Looks delicious. Remember to check out your local Mexican supermarket for 3L of Mexican Squirt. Makes all the difference
TurduckenMcNugget
I try not to drink pop anymore, but if I still did I'd be hitting the Mexican market for that tamarind soda. Sooooo good.
ihatethetv
Bro, this. I didn’t even know that existed. Gonna check that out
You have to try them! Google Cantaritos drink. Is prepared with chunks of orange/grapefruit, lemon and orange juice, Squirt and Tequila!
leeian44101
use San Pellegrino grapefruit for palomas
DonDerper
Look at Mr. Moneybags over here! (Seriously though that's an excellent idea)
They're Cantaritos. I think it's the same but name varies from one place to another.
relsky
We did some very similar things in college with those large drink coolers with the spout on it...
DontcallmeLen
I like that the soda is Squirt
Daarst
It's used as a stand-in for sour mix in a lot of bars.
majorminers
I thought we were entendre mixing. Still funny...to me.
Manfredsinginson
It's hard to find right now
silentwolf1999
I have a Mexican Squirt I need to pop and try.
alcaray
I've been drinking it since the 50s.
Kieralynh
Squirt? Only Harry Potter likes that hogshit.
sassiswhatIaimfor
No thanks I'll stay dehydrated
YeeticusOfTheTribeYeet
This gif is almost as bad as that dude eating the tomato in LOTR.
Perfextion1620
Fucking steward can't even chew with his mouth closed. Damnit denethor stop lighting people on fire
WoopDeFrickenDoo
Make it grapefruit Squirt and I'm in
Squirt is already grapefruit flavored.
MeshHatMafia
But he’s pouring in citrus, the OG. Ruby red didn’t come out til the mid nineties I think
Grapefruit is citrus. It's the original flavor of squirt, even if it wasn't labelled thusly. Ruby Red is a sweeter variety of grapefruit.
meltedfaceguy
Squirt is the best and only grapefruit soda pop!
I agree it's the best, but it's not the only. Though I think it's the earliest.
NotShoutingAnymore
*crawls from the sewer hissing* Fresssssscaaaaa
HoSlappa
the deep is funny in the boys
FiendishDoctorWuTangClan
I don't know the context but I agree. Fuck Coca-cola company in general.
Assholefullofelbows
I could probably put a mean dent in it
[deleted]
3 tequila bottles 2.250 liters, 4 squirt soda bottles 1.4 liters and it looked like half of the basin was ice. TEQUILA is 40-51% ABV
RipleyTadpole
Samey dude
babycoolredhead
We'd be duking for it.
Also, espolon Blanco, squirt and lime juice makes a damn fine margarita
RainierCamino
Followed by a mean dent in the floor
Idontneedrealfacts
I could finish it, but it would finish me
METROlD
Old me could drink about half of that in a night. I’m not proud.
am3x1cant0k32
Hahahahahahaha!!! I loved this thank you. Have your upvote.
RIP
DorianBlack
I'll go out like that
Beersapper
False: it's liquid, you can't dent it.
Ja5per
In soviet russia liquid alcohol dents you
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
I'd certainly get drunk enough to try anyway
GSA1386
Hahahah! This thing is amazing. Does anyone know how much one of those giant drinks costs?
AFistfulOfDollHairs
I could probably drink it all, I might have to get my stomach pumped after but I could.
lljkstonefish
I could too. Given 3-5 weeks.
MeetMeInSanJunipero
I would lose every moral I have if I drank this.
Fuck I didn't even see the username, hope you're doing well friendo
valdbagina69420
That’s my secret cap, I never had any morals
noblesseoblige7
I think we could be friends
lookharder42069
Both of them?!
CornCobMcGee
No just the one
harrywallbanger
IMACheekyMonkey
Centenario! My favorite!
Notmybeardedladynotmycarnival
nickdillinger
Song is Más Caro, Que Ayer by Gerardo Ortiz in case you want to save that absolute slapper.
IamNotFunnyNeitherIsMyUserName
I can feel the hangover from here.
KarakLohr
mrtool719
Cantaritos! But I prefer to make one by one not 50 at once.
DefinitelyaHumanNotanAlien
Handsome guy.
Weselskills
Stop trying to probe people!
TakeYouAway
That is horrifying
mrtool719
Yes. You right. But because they are making a large mix able to get people fkd real quick. The single drink is delicious.
McDerpNderp
wea va a desmayar por una semana
FirstInLastOut
"Can I get a straw?"
nevernotsure
I can smell this post.
DicksonYoMouth
A Squirt margarita, nah.. I’ll pass
nangke
DasDovian
It's a Paloma and when not in a ridiculous amount it's actually quite refreshing.
dudekazoo
I personally adore gin and Squirt, I call it a Squirtle. If it's vodka and squirt it's a Wartortle.
kilty01337
What's in a blastoise?
dudekazoo
We never mixed it. Something ultra potent like high proof absinthe or everclear was the supposed concoction.
falconuruguay
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila...floor!
Arbys4Life
That was never funny. Can’t believe people are still saying it.
falconuruguay
Drink enough tequila, it becomes a truism, not a joke.
d3jake
What's the booze going in?
N0MamesGuey
Tequila!!! ? ?
nickdillinger
applesforjuice
I don't think he understands why you move the bottles because he's not doing it right to get the whirlpool
AllTheGoodUserNamesAreTakenFML
he shakes instead of circle
clarkWhogotsanity
So it's what three bottles of tequila and a few bottles of squirt over ice?
BrokeMyFunnyBone
Based on the volume, I'd say it's way more than that
DailyDoseofDog
They also add something orange flavored, don't remember what though
N0MamesGuey
Yes, it’s a Paloma
EDoPur
You're right. It needs more tequila!
b1b1b1b1
That’s a lot of olive oil.
JunkCollector1234
Looks like a party!
doodooHero
His sweat adds the right amount of salty bite
millies
StillClassy
Eddie Nero can't die.
Whitebeardthepirate
LetAllYourAngerOutOnMeIDontBite
one of them drinks where you feel fine until you stand up and start walking like a new-born giraffe
HammerBreaker
I got mine. What y'all havin?
HanSoslow
drinkin the vomit i found after watchin this
Kottok
This is either a really great idea, or a really bad one...
Roaddog184
It's tequila, so bad idea. At least for me.
wiggadewah
When the level hits "guero" on the container, that's when you'll know.
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
"Just because it's a bad idea doesn't mean it won't be a good time." - Gomez Addans, I think
skapanda616
professionaltimewaster
This is the kind of drink you pull out during christmas time to be out in the cold drinking it
imilkgoats
Starts off great but usually ends up bad.
Bigbadteddy
possibly even both
UnriskyBusiness
Yes
cuddlydingo
Don't you mean, "Sì"
Hobbes777
TheBIFFALLO87
You won't remember either way
fformulaa
Someone once told me early one day, "this is a really good, bad idea. Let's do this." I still don't remember what transpired that day.
SerenePrincess013
Last time I went karaoke'ing, that was the general consensus. Still not sure what happened that night.
DrHenryGrabow
Palomas? Looks delicious. Remember to check out your local Mexican supermarket for 3L of Mexican Squirt. Makes all the difference
TurduckenMcNugget
I try not to drink pop anymore, but if I still did I'd be hitting the Mexican market for that tamarind soda. Sooooo good.
ihatethetv
Bro, this. I didn’t even know that existed. Gonna check that out
mrtool719
You have to try them! Google Cantaritos drink. Is prepared with chunks of orange/grapefruit, lemon and orange juice, Squirt and Tequila!
leeian44101
use San Pellegrino grapefruit for palomas
DonDerper
Look at Mr. Moneybags over here! (Seriously though that's an excellent idea)
mrtool719
They're Cantaritos. I think it's the same but name varies from one place to another.
relsky
We did some very similar things in college with those large drink coolers with the spout on it...
DontcallmeLen
I like that the soda is Squirt
Daarst
It's used as a stand-in for sour mix in a lot of bars.
majorminers
I thought we were entendre mixing. Still funny...to me.
Manfredsinginson
It's hard to find right now
silentwolf1999
I have a Mexican Squirt I need to pop and try.
alcaray
I've been drinking it since the 50s.
Kieralynh
Squirt? Only Harry Potter likes that hogshit.
sassiswhatIaimfor
No thanks I'll stay dehydrated
YeeticusOfTheTribeYeet
This gif is almost as bad as that dude eating the tomato in LOTR.
Perfextion1620
Fucking steward can't even chew with his mouth closed. Damnit denethor stop lighting people on fire
WoopDeFrickenDoo
nangke
Make it grapefruit Squirt and I'm in
dudekazoo
Squirt is already grapefruit flavored.
MeshHatMafia
But he’s pouring in citrus, the OG. Ruby red didn’t come out til the mid nineties I think
dudekazoo
Grapefruit is citrus. It's the original flavor of squirt, even if it wasn't labelled thusly. Ruby Red is a sweeter variety of grapefruit.
meltedfaceguy
Squirt is the best and only grapefruit soda pop!
dudekazoo
I agree it's the best, but it's not the only. Though I think it's the earliest.
NotShoutingAnymore
*crawls from the sewer hissing* Fresssssscaaaaa
HoSlappa
the deep is funny in the boys
FiendishDoctorWuTangClan
dudekazoo
I don't know the context but I agree. Fuck Coca-cola company in general.
Assholefullofelbows
I could probably put a mean dent in it
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N0MamesGuey
3 tequila bottles 2.250 liters, 4 squirt soda bottles 1.4 liters and it looked like half of the basin was ice. TEQUILA is 40-51% ABV
RipleyTadpole
Samey dude
babycoolredhead
We'd be duking for it.
Assholefullofelbows
Also, espolon Blanco, squirt and lime juice makes a damn fine margarita
RainierCamino
Followed by a mean dent in the floor
Idontneedrealfacts
I could finish it, but it would finish me
METROlD
Old me could drink about half of that in a night. I’m not proud.
am3x1cant0k32
Hahahahahahaha!!! I loved this thank you. Have your upvote.
HanSoslow
RIP
DorianBlack
I'll go out like that
Beersapper
False: it's liquid, you can't dent it.
Ja5per
In soviet russia liquid alcohol dents you
Assholefullofelbows
METROlD
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
I'd certainly get drunk enough to try anyway
GSA1386
Hahahah! This thing is amazing. Does anyone know how much one of those giant drinks costs?
AFistfulOfDollHairs
I could probably drink it all, I might have to get my stomach pumped after but I could.
lljkstonefish
I could too. Given 3-5 weeks.
MeetMeInSanJunipero
I would lose every moral I have if I drank this.
Assholefullofelbows
Fuck I didn't even see the username, hope you're doing well friendo
valdbagina69420
That’s my secret cap, I never had any morals
noblesseoblige7
I think we could be friends
lookharder42069
Both of them?!
CornCobMcGee
No just the one
harrywallbanger