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Wishes for eweryone. What do you wish?
Jun 11, 2016 3:49 PM
VampyC
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prattleassassin
I wish the kiwi was alone.
ReleaseTheBeeees
Can I be 15 again and not ruin my life this time?
JustASlightJingleOfPocketChangePulsing
Sad beaked peanut is made happy by presence of second beaked peanut.
Rowee
As a Kiwi I can relate, although a flight to Canada would solve this issue for me
TheAnimatedJester
I want Christina Grimmie back....
RepresentativeOfNorway
The small wings at the end
fluffybunny645
https://imgur.com/OtFnCjx
vvonneguts
this comic always make me sad
KillahQueen
Oh that's adorable
chrisdafish
Wait until you watch the Kiwi! Video on YouTube
thewhitestgardeneryouknow
To get outta the friendzone aaayyyyoooo
juanchits
I would be more specific making a wish...
LostLogic12
I wish for clarity. Sometimes I feel like she's the one but then we drift apart and hook up with different people.
MonicaRaschke
I love there little nub hug,its so cute.
NZWhovian
I always upvote New Zealand and our birds
DaniellePattenden
This was my laptop background for at least a year! I'm a kiwi (new Zealander)
XorSwap
*TIE fighter eyes*
mavenmim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca6zW4Tnxtg
Brosius
Anyone remember that flying kiwi game?!
BlncSL8
I see two testicles on the last panel.
bluecardinal
I wish it were 2017.
MrMcGeeIn3D
I'm digging that triangular halo.
ReallyBigRocks
And the TIE Fighter eyes
Xakj
And the santa claws beard
EnigmaticOrb
*TIE Interceptors
thatoneguywhoyouthoughtwasryanrenaldssexclamation
I wish to be a Jedi.
IneigiTsukuyomi
My Kik is on my profile
Bacxaber
Trust me, you don't.
matchstickmetropolis
Andreas99100
The gif of yours looks familiar...Hayao Miyazaki?
LatteSupreme
Looks like dinner
MankHoody
Hot and steamy naked anime chicks :o
NordicGoat
Source?
maskedrabbit
Spirited away
Ducksandcatseverywhere
Why not just wish to be able to fly
Buretsu
Because flying won't make you not alone.
flawlesssoul
First kiwi wishes to no longer be alone. Then the second kiwi uses THEIR wish for an Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant. Then the APTWE 1/2
flawlesssoul
2/2 uses its wish to allow the kiwis to fly. Or for sandwiches.
psychofree
I wish I could afford to get divorced. After 18 years I realised today I am nothing but a piece of shit to my husband.
tankdog420
They say marriage is grand. And divorce is two.
psychofree
If I had two...
IWishThatICouldSeeYouSoon
Wow, sounds like you're having a rough time. Hope you find some happiness pet!
psychofree
I hope so too. Thank you
Ev1LWarjaw
Kiwi! (Don't watch this link.) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdUUx5FdySs
ShiyaHawk
Too soon.
Ev1LWarjaw
:'( ... :')
DarthMaelstrymLightbreaker
No! Oh man, I almost got through the day without tearing up.
SpankyJoe
Damn i was hoping no one would post that... Have a watery-eyed upvote.
FccIce
This one is better. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajhUMLXviUE
DogsFuckThePope
Love this animation! Tears me apart but I love it.
CourtsCrystal
I was just about to link this. Makes me cri evertim
OhThisGuyAgain
*cuts self open* there. take it *throws heart at you*
AdorableTinyKitties
Thank you. Your donation will be put to great use ..
LunarApocalypse
Ew, it's all melted
admiralcrackbar
I want what the Kiwi wants.
TheKiwiJones
Yeah, me too.
Cklixus
Dont we all
VampyC
True always
Combatmatt
Don't fuck the bird
WoTLert
A kiwi?
ResidentKiwi
Reporting for duty, Sir/Ma'am!
MiloCoatedBanana
I want money
OkamiIssho
I guess i need to become a Kiwi first, eh.
ResidentKiwi
I'll be your friendly kiwi!
fifidarlingf
Another kiwi?
dreamweaver35
I don't want to be alone
ninjajandal
Another beer, usually
greatgoatman
Well, you gotta ask yourself: is laser vision on the table?
Kiewie
Same
Oddfish
You're never truly alone. Just imagine all the microscopic organisms that eat your dead skin cells and regulate your bowels!
LimitDoesNotExist
And the imaginary voice in our head.
Feorand
idk that you want to not be alone, rather not lonely
strawhatbrian
That was strangely beautiful.
FamousOnce
I'm a lonely kiwi too.
MedicMoth
'She'll be right, mate. Us kiwis are living in the most beautiful place in the world, you gotta appreciate that :)
FamousOnce
Oh I do! We may not have the best of everything, but we have the best balance of everything. But y'know.. snuggles.
ZOMGNO
Get Tinder! Nah, I'm kidding, I got it and now I know that Auckland is full of muppets.
FamousOnce
I didn't want it using my real name from Facebook! Besides, there are other sites full of sex-crazed muppets around.
ZOMGNO
Its just your first name :p Unless your first name is like Jezebel, & you're the only chick named that. I need to check my nzdating account
FamousOnce
Yes,my first name IS the issue.
ZOMGNO
Ah, thats shit then :/ I see people use fake accounts to get around that.... but using a fake name feels wrong too.