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captainparrotspanker
I favorite this bc I'd never seen most of them before
algoth00r
#12 cows are pretty badass tho
whovianspartans
How long has Android been waterproof?
MetroidPrimeHesTheBest
Brits have grills?!?
Londonscalling
Not what you're probably thinking of though. British grills are what the USA call broiling
fartnuts
land of the free to not buy beer until noon on sundays...
Boonartlu
....they never said what the fuck a cheese toasty is...
lozeldatkm
"WHAAAT? THERE ARE CULTURAL DIFFERENCES ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE OCEAN? OMFG HOW DO YOU PEOPLE LIVE??!??!!??!?!" fucking wankers
ThePack21
Craig needs to slow down otherwise no one will on his level
TelegramSam
CometLaHal
too daaaaaaank
hillbillyal
there are bees here lets leave immediately
PinkyandtheBane
I use fortnight a lot, are there people that don't use fortnight?
lozeldatkm
That post was stupid. Anyone in America who didn't flunk out of middle school knows what a fortnight is. We just don't use the word often.
BlueSpaceLizard
What freaks me out is that there may be clowns out there dressed as normal people. HOW WOULD YOU KNOW
Captainplanetmotherfucker
My sister often comes home late on a Friday night with smuged makeup. Do you think she might be one?
BlueSpaceLizard
Leave a pie out for her and observe at a safe distance.
Nykidemus
#2 Fish guts. I grew up in a fishing town in Alaska, they're all the fuck over the place there.
EdoubleLIOdoubleT
The bees man... first time I've seen that one..... thank you
OhSweetFancy
But why is the rice industry pikachu.
TrustMeImABassist
In the sixties, Nintendo sold instant rice, similar to instant noodles. http://nintendo.wikia.com/wiki/Instant_rice
MotherfuckinGoats
I will trust you, since you are a bassist.
TrustMeImABassist
Thank you for respecting my authority
captainparrotspanker
Ehhh... China, Japan, they're all pretty much the same
TrustMeImABassist
Jlaw2599
Racism
vinicosta21
Don't you mean riceism
admiralawesome4213
Dammit. Beat me to it. Take the up vote I should have gotten for this comment if I was first
Cassiraa
thelazylazyme
get out
ProfessorLeedle
get in
cbjfan
get up
WitchoftheWilds
Aww, I was all geared up for a 'Murica themed dump
DisenfranchisedSovietBear
Who has the answer to the air freshener upload? I dont see it here.
yack
Who is in the middle of a FaceTime and thinks I need to screen shot this text??
thecuteocalypseishere
Tried to come up with something witty to say. Too distracted by existential dread and a sudden insatiable need for cookies.
Bardcrest
World's greatest philosopher:
dumbledorewhatanoldcoot
Ahh inflection goes from incredulous exclamation to hotboxed ramblings
Tunaccat
The Jaden Smith school of philosophy.
oldarchive
Let's ask ourselves this philosophical question...
AnActualClown
He should have done his research. We aren't hard to find.
Bardcrest
Did....you make this account just to make this response?
AnActualClown
Nope. Legit clown. French training and everything.
Bardcrest
Bon pour vous cependant. J'ai toujours considéré tous les Français comme des clowns dans l'ensemble.
AnActualClown
Brûler
Bardcrest
Obligatory remark about Donald Trump
xRAINxOFxBLOODx
#44 #46 I'm guessing that 'actual clowns' refer to people who make their living as a clown, as opposed to just a costume.
dumbledorewhatanoldcoot
xRAINxOFxBLOODx
Sorry. I don't like being a party pooper, but I do like making people less confused... ^^;
lollyvance
See, THESE are the discussions we should be having on here.
rvcaptn
seen movie where clowns were like aliens that's how they looked
xRAINxOFxBLOODx
I know not of what you speak.
tantricpooper
#29 Don't forget that whole Passover thing.
PrisonDonkey
Does the Great Flood that only Noah and his family survived not count?
SirThumbPick
There were no babies on the earth at that time.
NosNose
Scroll down to vs 23. https://www.blueletterbible.org/comm/guzik_david/studyguide_2ki/2ki_2.cfm
ShaneEngland
Read it jist is large group of young men that may be dangerous that may have been kill or just seriously injured
AvocadoSunday
ShaneEngland
A shorter version of the multiple paragraphs explaining a paragraph from a translated book about christian beliefs
algoth00r
More liek passover that blunt
MrGlayden
Also I read that passage out curiosity, it does say say about 42 children being mauled for calling him baldy
Qtoy
"Children" In context they're military-age males in a large group harassing an old prophet who follows a persecuted religion in the region.
OnyZ
"military age" back then... so like 14?
Qtoy
Fair point, but does it matter? A group of teenagers 40+ strong threatening an old, infirm prophet of a hated religious group is dangerous.
OnyZ
Seems like a little too much reading between the lines for me, but it's not really my concern.
Tishall
Or the flood
TheDoctormoriarty
Or when God told Satan it was cool to go kill all of Job's family
gitared
Poor Steve.
Heartomaton
Or that nasty bit with Abraham.
Myfirstnamewaschosen
Lott's wife