Phone Dump 50% Off PART 2

Nov 19, 2016 11:01 PM

captaincow1

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I favorite this bc I'd never seen most of them before

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#12 cows are pretty badass tho

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How long has Android been waterproof?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Brits have grills?!?

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Not what you're probably thinking of though. British grills are what the USA call broiling

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

land of the free to not buy beer until noon on sundays...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

....they never said what the fuck a cheese toasty is...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"WHAAAT? THERE ARE CULTURAL DIFFERENCES ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE OCEAN? OMFG HOW DO YOU PEOPLE LIVE??!??!!??!?!" fucking wankers

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Craig needs to slow down otherwise no one will on his level

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too daaaaaaank

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

there are bees here lets leave immediately

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I use fortnight a lot, are there people that don't use fortnight?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

That post was stupid. Anyone in America who didn't flunk out of middle school knows what a fortnight is. We just don't use the word often.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What freaks me out is that there may be clowns out there dressed as normal people. HOW WOULD YOU KNOW

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My sister often comes home late on a Friday night with smuged makeup. Do you think she might be one?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Leave a pie out for her and observe at a safe distance.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#2 Fish guts. I grew up in a fishing town in Alaska, they're all the fuck over the place there.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The bees man... first time I've seen that one..... thank you

9 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

But why is the rice industry pikachu.

9 years ago | Likes 137 Dislikes 4

In the sixties, Nintendo sold instant rice, similar to instant noodles. http://nintendo.wikia.com/wiki/Instant_rice

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I will trust you, since you are a bassist.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Thank you for respecting my authority

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Ehhh... China, Japan, they're all pretty much the same

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

v

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Racism

9 years ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 5

Don't you mean riceism

9 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 2

Dammit. Beat me to it. Take the up vote I should have gotten for this comment if I was first

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

get out

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

get in

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

get up

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Aww, I was all geared up for a 'Murica themed dump

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Who has the answer to the air freshener upload? I dont see it here.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Who is in the middle of a FaceTime and thinks I need to screen shot this text??

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Tried to come up with something witty to say. Too distracted by existential dread and a sudden insatiable need for cookies.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

World's greatest philosopher:

9 years ago | Likes 313 Dislikes 1

Ahh inflection goes from incredulous exclamation to hotboxed ramblings

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The Jaden Smith school of philosophy.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Let's ask ourselves this philosophical question...

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

He should have done his research. We aren't hard to find.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Did....you make this account just to make this response?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nope. Legit clown. French training and everything.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bon pour vous cependant. J'ai toujours considéré tous les Français comme des clowns dans l'ensemble.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Brûler

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Obligatory remark about Donald Trump

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#44 #46 I'm guessing that 'actual clowns' refer to people who make their living as a clown, as opposed to just a costume.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

let us in enjoy the humor

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sorry. I don't like being a party pooper, but I do like making people less confused... ^^;

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

See, THESE are the discussions we should be having on here.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

seen movie where clowns were like aliens that's how they looked

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I know not of what you speak.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

#29 Don't forget that whole Passover thing.

9 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 2

Does the Great Flood that only Noah and his family survived not count?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There were no babies on the earth at that time.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Read it jist is large group of young men that may be dangerous that may have been kill or just seriously injured

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

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A shorter version of the multiple paragraphs explaining a paragraph from a translated book about christian beliefs

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

More liek passover that blunt

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also I read that passage out curiosity, it does say say about 42 children being mauled for calling him baldy

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

"Children" In context they're military-age males in a large group harassing an old prophet who follows a persecuted religion in the region.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

"military age" back then... so like 14?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fair point, but does it matter? A group of teenagers 40+ strong threatening an old, infirm prophet of a hated religious group is dangerous.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Seems like a little too much reading between the lines for me, but it's not really my concern.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Or the flood

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Or when God told Satan it was cool to go kill all of Job's family

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Poor Steve.

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Or that nasty bit with Abraham.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Lott's wife

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