I share a birthday with her. I also met her a million years ago when I worked at Whole Foods in Beverly Hills. Super nice and just down to earth. All the other dudes were slobbering, while I somehow managed to keep it together... Barely.
She's amazing. She was visiting her home country after some mudslides had killed a bunch of people. She'd just had her kid, so when someone handed her a hungry orphan to hold she just popped a boob out and started feeding it, which I admire the fuck out of.
Yup, after we got one of ours down for bed my wife and I were enjoying a movie. In the movie a baby was hungry crying and BOOM shirt was a mess and we set up the pump so we could have extra in the freezer for little zach.
Agreed. F*** those people. Imagine how healthy that breast milk would be for that kid. (Nothing sexual with that, it legit would be very good for that baby)
ProudAussie
Ageless beauty
literallymike
Satanico...PANDAMONIUM!!!
diesel01
Incredibly beautiful woman
graehall
Absolute fucking professional, you can tell she's well versed taking direction with industry specific language and can act on it immediately
x1xruex1x
LincLoud
AmotsEinhorc
ChickenVegetas
Everything looks cooler in slow motion
writerbuddy
That is quite the dress, too.
Timmy622
She’s so damn fine 😍
tmphillips11
She must be an alien from some superior species.
mygodhasabiggerdick
I share a birthday with her. I also met her a million years ago when I worked at Whole Foods in Beverly Hills. Super nice and just down to earth. All the other dudes were slobbering, while I somehow managed to keep it together... Barely.
linexnewt
FIFTY SIX YEARS OLD
2old4
No one has EVER asked me to do that. Maybe if I did my hair different...
ik2006
Liteskin44
bripi
If there *is* a "goddess" Salma is ABSOLUTELY IT.
oldguyexlurker
Holy shit. She just gets lovelier. And this shows her a consummate professional.
SeRaQt
"From Dusk till Dawn", no python (sound on):
The72ndRaven
lurkedlongenough
Mesmeric
tarnation2000
That dress looks great on her.
crackblind
It'd look better on my floor. Hey-Yo!!
Sebastopol140
Everything looks great on her, it's a case of Marylin/Potato sack.
DaMummy
Not true. Nothing would look better.
chucklemore
A natural beauty presented in slo-mo. What a great shot.
Zoroasterisk
I mean, her boobs are after-market, but I'm pretty sure the rest is factory. She's a total smoke show either way though
Snarkywisecrack
That is whatever we call the opposite of 'garbage in, garbage out.'
Sebastopol140
WHOAH!
Inarticulated
Inarticulated
Inarticulated
jesusisherelookbusy
"She's a breast of fresh air."
bigboneded
cokeysmurf
https://i.imgur.com/Bno9UAb.null
ZiomalZParafii
looks like the same technique #WhoDidItBetter
freezingpilot
EAR WOBBLE!
Inarticulated
That man could get some
AgainstMethod
Yeah, it's a whole thing these guys do. Lots of shots
mikeatike
Ok I kinda love this camera. (And this guy.)
SlimSam
Brendan didn't go for suggestive but a boss like move so he wins by 11/10.
Wubbalubbadubdubb101
The things I've done to this woman in my head are probably illegal in at least 2 states.
Whataworld3000
Talked about racism and trans rights?
iLikeRainyDays
This guy gets it
smitmp02
Were you in drag while you were doing it?
thinkybrainpains
illegal in ALL red states in the USA.
NoUserNamesLeftToChooseFrom
… and 69 countries
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
Gas and liquid?
pookieeatworld
I'm sitting at Jimmy John's and you just made me burst out laughing like a maniac. I wish Imgur had awards to give.
SickSadWhirled
Solid joke
GravyEducation
I seent this dude before. He gives great snappy direction. There's a Brad Pitt one out there. He's good
MadHatter69
Who is he? I'm a straight man, but I have to say - god damn he's handsome and charismatic!
passoguava
Right?!? I mean, great direction, great look, in control, fun - jeez.
2sheepstothewind
Cole Walliser
MadHatter69
Much obliged kind sir 🙏🏻
lindabelchersfirstcousin
Shes like a bottle of fine wine
w1k2
Is this the vampire movie?
Jumpercables24
Clooney had the best view.
dmh88
This is peak hotness, I genuinely don’t think I’ve seen anyone look better than she did here
downrightmike
Fucking genius
pugcashingout
She can pour student debt down her leg right into my mouth
Lampmonster
She's amazing. She was visiting her home country after some mudslides had killed a bunch of people. She'd just had her kid, so when someone handed her a hungry orphan to hold she just popped a boob out and started feeding it, which I admire the fuck out of.
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hotrodny
That's what she said.
LiberalViking
Don't sexualize nursing, normalize it. Then it'll be easier to sexualize... wait....
RockKickass
They should’ve deemed that kid king for life
Enigma3780
Damn she's a legend
DisabledParadox
Wow that's pretty epic.
Picdump2508
She's from Mexico and did this in Sierra Leone. Doesn't really take away from the story much though.
CardeasIV
Arent you confusing it with the Keanu Reeves story?
necrojoe
The one where he breast-fed all of the motorcycles of the cast of The Matrix?
baturro
Talligan
That little boy? Albert Einstein
bripi
K wouldn't do that , so that shite's fake. He'd absolutely surf any kind of mudslides..
CallMeeSnake
Did you bring enough for the whole class?
sirmixanaverageamount
Salma brings enough for the whole damn school
keyblader1985
Pretty sure she did.
kadaeux
You know.... "being jealous of a hungry orphan" was not on the list of things I expected to feel today... yet here we fucken are..
Leaps
Gross
sakasiru
If you are a new mother holding a crying baby, your boobs will burst if you don't pluck a baby on.
PrincessWendyB
PHYSIOLOGY !
LiberalViking
Yup, after we got one of ours down for bed my wife and I were enjoying a movie. In the movie a baby was hungry crying and BOOM shirt was a mess and we set up the pump so we could have extra in the freezer for little zach.
ConservationTime
100%.
alpacaboy9858
Could you imagine growing up and finding out that as a baby you were breast fed by Salma Hayek?!
sangman
Well he didn't say it was a baby...
RockKickass
It’s all downhill from there
HappyLifter
Peaked early
brassmule
Wet nurses and "milk-siblings" were much more common in ye olden days than they are now.
FierceAndAdorable
Still more common in other areas of the world
theduckening
Pretty sure her kids are aware of that
Tarmaccian
Could you imagine growing up and finding out that you briefly wore Salma Hayek as shoes (or a hat, if breech)?
DerkatBaron
I mean, that's what they're actually for.
MantisTobagganMD
They can be for more than one thing....I would say they serve many purposes well.
Lampmonster
TIL.
rbudrick
Evolutionarily, their power as weapons of war cannot be denied as well.
MyCommentIsNICE
NICE
Hellstorm99
Thought this story was about her in Africa? Are there multiple instances? Veracruz Mexico is where she is from.
CatsIsTheAnswer
There are. At this point, the real news is her not popping one out to feed someone.
Twinklepot
https://www.tyla.com/celebrity/salma-hayek-breastfeeding-baby-sierra-leone-charity-trip-video-20221010
XuncuTheTiger
.............. hold up, the mother-- THE MOTHER, was a 15-year-old CHILD?!
RatBits
I read a BBC article about child brides in India. One of the girls was 13 and had just had her second baby. Horrifying.
ArmlessHoodieDance
“And there was a lot of people that were upset I did that.” Fuck those folks.
Hellstorm99
Agreed. F*** those people. Imagine how healthy that breast milk would be for that kid. (Nothing sexual with that, it legit would be very good for that baby)
MosquitoHawker
Love the link, and no fault of yours so updoots ensue but GOTDAMN THE ADS ease up rando news outlet
Hellstorm99
There it is. Thank you.
Lampmonster
Ah, clearly I got two stories merged together in my head, fortunately it doesn't reduce her awesomeness.
Hellstorm99
It’s all good. I think we can all agree she is very attractive physically and seems to have an incredible heart. Good person it would seem.