Surprise for my boyfriend

I have a sexy present for my boyfriend for when he gets home.

I've been planning something really nice for my boyfriend for a few months now. He's been working at an awesome new job and I want to do something really nice for him to celebrate.

Roses leading somewhere

Yes I vacuum my floors, no the stains aren't coming out. I got them professionally cleaned a month ago but the condition didn't improve. There's only so much you can do for a fifty year old carpet and sadly the previous owner did not treat the place well.

I cleaned everything up nice

Usually the house is a mess, I have two toddlers and my table is trashed by the end of the day.

What's down here?

Excuse the linoleum, we've been renovating.

The bedroom

My cats ripped the shit out of my carpet.
Edit to add: There's some drywall and debris on the floor here. We've been working in this area the last two days so I did a quick clean before we bring down the insulation. The whole area is being deep cleaned after we're finished.

What's this?

Dickbutt

Surprise!

What's in the card?

Deadpool tickets

I've been wanting to see this movie since I first saw the trailer. I am so pumped to spend the evening with him.

Even set out what I want him to wear

Because they both love tacos.

Cat tax

This is Max, he's an adorable dickhead.

Front Page Edit: Thanks for the votes! Boyfriend was very impressed by my Dickbutt making skills. The movie was phenomenal, 10/10 easy. Between the kids and the renovations and his new job we haven't had a lot of us time. You guys made it really special, thank you. :)