When your Exalted character does a cooking stunt...

Nov 4, 2016 7:17 AM

YuffieK

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I cringed when he started cutting towards his own fingers...

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Mother of god.

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Just one time I want them to do something other than a net..

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Adamantine Circle Sorcery...at least...

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

WHAT THE HELL

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

+1 for Exalted on the FP

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Wow, fish-net stockings out of a carrot.

10 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 2

Really popular for vegans around Valentine's Day.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

How do you explain this? Simple. Black magic. Souls have been traded for this skill.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Saw it in a text book when I was in trade school. Carrot is soaked in salt water for a couple days to make it soft enough to be pliable.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hot that exalted reference

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

+1 Exalted.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a Neverborn, I'd like to talk to you about bullshit....

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v

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

........fut the WUCK.

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I thought it was gonna say send nudes

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh god the flashbacks... six successes on your Wits + Survival roll. *flashbacks to Eclipse poisoning the satrapy's governor with his dinner

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Took too long. Booooooo. Redarrow downward!!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

An exalted RPG reference??

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Upvote for Exalted!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But what does the salt/sugar do?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Softens the carrot - makes more flexible (notice how carefully they unroll the first time vs. the second)

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My friend's favorite exalted power is what she calls " And here is my boat!"

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At first I thought this was a troll loop but wow +1

10 years ago | Likes 607 Dislikes 4

Ditto

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Thanks to imgur, we all have trust issues.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I checked the comments to see if I was watching a loop

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

gifs don't load for me, on my laptop, if anyone has an explanation, I'll be glad to hear it

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kept thinking how I couldn't live without you by my side

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But his finger safety tho, it's worth it just for that

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I honestly thought you were in on it at first.

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I was about to swipe passed it until I read this comment.

10 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

I dont even trust comments sometimes they're in it with OP...

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Yeah I've helped trolled like that before... Vengeance 2500!!

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People don't lie on the internet.

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Same

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SOMEONE ELSE HAS PLAYED EXALTED! I UNDERSTAND THAT REFERENCE!!!!

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Is this how they make those orange construction fences?

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similar process, different materials tho

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Is this how they make edible underwear?

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At the very least edible fishnet stockings...

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I'll take a pair...for a friend...for...reasons

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Vegan edible underwear.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I was once given a pair as a gift. It was sugar-coated gummy, and I couldn't imagine wearing something so uncomfortable.

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Threw it straight away.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well...I support your past decisions...probably would have done the same thing.

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Sugar on underwear sounds like you're trying to get an infection.

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

No cause you see the idea is that the interested partner eats them off you and licks you clean

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Any underwear is edible if you're brave enough.

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Or u really need the fiber.

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That scene from Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights

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Nah, that's snow fence.

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I'm afraid to ask but what's a snow fence?

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Lol, dont be. It's literally just fencing designed to hold back snowdrifts https://s7d2.scene7.com/is/image/homedepotcanada/p_1000162183.jpg

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I see it now. Happy ending!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

its how to make fish nets.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

For catching the vegetarian fish

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And here I am. Burning rice and then getting frustrated then just eating Ramen from a cup.

10 years ago | Likes 160 Dislikes 0

Former chef here. If you make rice in a pot, bring it to a boil first, then cover and turn the heat to low. Keeps it from burning.

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Get a rice cooker, they are awesome

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See, I've been looking for one but can't find them like anywhere.

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Amazon, duh

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You can get a cheapo one for like 15 bux from amazon.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Ooo! I never knew that! Thank ya kindly.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Also Target is where I got mine. Its great.

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You don't need one, wash the rice then fill the rice in a pot give the double amount of water to the rice, salt and let it with a lid cook 1

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on low heat for 15-20 mins. After that loos the rice with a fork up and maybe add a bit butter

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+1 for Exalted rpg ref, that game was awesome

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What is this? There are other exalted fans on Imgur? I approve!

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Dozens of us!!!! Running a 3rd ed game right now.

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Didn't think they existed anymore...

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Exalted: the game where the sun has a mech suit and a bunch of Furries live in borderlands killing fairies

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Go check out 3rd Edition, it's fantastic and fixes a lot of what was problematic in 2nd.

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Nice i haven't played 3rd ed has the book been released yet or just the pdf?

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It's been released. The book is MASSIVE. A right murder weapon, that.

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Oh nice i will check it out cheers

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A friend of mine bought it. I am thoroughly intimidated.

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