GORDON RAMSAY

Aug 6, 2015 4:13 AM

GothSpice13

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I NEED this in my life

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

moo's. So everything with an s at the end needs an apostrohpe now? I'm so confused how this happens.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

THIS LAMB IS SO UNDERCOOKED A WELSH MAN IS TRYING TO SHAG IT!!!!

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Are these really quotes of him? Cant imagine him knowing what masterball is. Haha

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

THE SOUP IS DRY

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Damn, got here before me.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hope these are all real

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There's so much ginger in this dish that it's become a Weasley!

11 years ago | Likes 263 Dislikes 3

I haven't heard this one before. Thanks mate!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

THIS SQUID IS SO UNDERCOOKED THAT IT'S A KID NOW!

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Good GOD, that Hitler one...is just.....

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Is it me, or in everything different picture, i read it in different voices

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

can we have an album of the real insults? i don't really want to watch this show...

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'll work on it... I like this idea.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I like to think that Ramsey knows about these memes and secretly LOVES them

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

*Ramsay. I do love these memes.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"THIS HAS MORE OLIVE OIL ON IT THAN POPEYE'S DICK!"

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Wow

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

STOP THAT SHIT. IT'S JUST THE DOCTOR. GOOD LORD.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Someone is going to hell for #23

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You used so much spice people eating it are seeing into the future and bending space-time.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Upvote because they're numbered, mobile users thank you!

11 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 2

You're welcome, mobile users!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

OP skipped number 4

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I kind of want to see what would happen if he taught an adult learner class. Like students who could barely make eggs but were 26.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Even though I don't like Dr Who, that first one was pretty damn good.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

my all-time fave

11 years ago | Likes 109 Dislikes 4

That one sounds like he might have actually said it.

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

He did.

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Well, that explains it.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Why did the chicken cross the road? BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FUCKING COOK IT!

11 years ago | Likes 616 Dislikes 1

I was waiting for that one on this list. And you abliged.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

THIS SOUP IS DRY!

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I want a video of him reading these.

11 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 0

@GordonRamsay pls

11 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

@GordonRamsay isn't actually my real account, surprisingly.

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

There are so many Ramsay meme's on this post, Egypt is trying to extradite it.

11 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

Oh, you're good!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't get the reference, but it sounds interesting. Could you explain?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 518 Dislikes 3

"Taste the soup", "What's wrong with the soup?", "Just taste it", "Ok where's the spoon?", "AHAAAA!!"

11 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

I'd pronounce it "ACCHHHAAA" with the phlegm sound but oh my god, I hadn't remembered this movie in so long!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't know why this cracks me up so much.. Haha

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fucking gets me every. damn. time

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I like this!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was amazed this wasn't in the post, it's always been my favorite!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This one will always be my favourite.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

hahahahaaaa!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Brevity is the soul of wit.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Always been my favorite

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The thought of him yelling at me while I cry is my fetish. I know, I have issues.

11 years ago | Likes 144 Dislikes 2

Marco Pierre White doesn't yell as much but he does the same for me.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

best thing I've heard all day

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That is definitely one of a kind.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Is he also spanking you with a piece of bologna?

11 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Look, I don't care how you beat your meat, but you don't need to share it with us.

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Well this is disconcerting.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*shrug* I play with fire and electricity in the bedroom. Don't beat yourself up... Find someone you love to do it for you.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What, and then afterwards he holds you in his arms and tells you that you've been a good girl?

11 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Nope, he just walks away. I'm not use to aftercare.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I might have daddy issues.

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

true blood one is pretty good

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

It doesn't make any sense to me.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

true blood has a vampire in it, also the series stars Anna Paquin (aka Rogue from X Men)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Saying it has "a" vampire is like saying Guardians of the Galaxy has "an" alien in it.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes, but if you use up all the garlic, there would be MORE vampires, not less.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think he means that the dish is so dense in garlic per volume that its effect is strengthened substantially.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I still don't get why it would be a funny. To each their own, I guess.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've never actually watched the show, I just googled True Blood ;)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 577 Dislikes 4

Better than almost becoming a Jill sandwich.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

And for some people, that's kink.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

When someone replies ''inbred'' always makes it

11 years ago | Likes 103 Dislikes 0

"inbred"

11 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

haha that always makes it

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is epic.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Inbred.

11 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Always makes it.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

im sorry but i would not degrade myself to that shit. id slap him, put on my sunglasses and spark a blunt to the sound of horns and walk out

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 19

lol why did i get downvoted on this comment? i dont get it

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

And never work in a kitchen again...

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

*and never work again once it's publicly aired.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Save us, Doctor Who.

11 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 2

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@IOnlySpeakTennant

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

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Yay he came!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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You really need to make a post with all your gifs sometime

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You really need to make a post with all your gifs sometime

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