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Sep 24, 2016 4:24 AM
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mrsfarvo
@mcfarvo
icameinlikeafeckingball
Stewie Griffin: Origins
DoctorsWhoDontSaveLives
nocommentbutyes
Too bad he'd be ded
JKinky
daxatreides
#aliaatreides
turtleplayer
Honestly thought the guy was proposing and then bam I read everything. Sorta disappointed
jekin
I need adderal
suburbanhyena
brilliant
ExplainThisJoke
If I have a baby, it'll be because I want to dress it in tiny big people clothes so it will look like a small person! it'll be great!
WoopDeFrickenDoo
My reason is to take them to DIsney world because I can no longer feel joy in that place.
ExplainThisJoke
or watch cartoons/play with legos!
kernelzklukz
That made my drunk self laugh. thank you
DoctorsWhoDontSaveLives
AaronBogner
"The forest for the trees" haven't heard that in a while.
JustCallMeBean
I heard it yesterday from watching The X-Files.
ImgeneralBennet
The beautiful people, the beautiful people!
FFiryanic93a
young lady , click @FFiryanic93a
Sajev
Aa
Elementsteel
This is the weirdest game of Who's Your Daddy I've ever seen.
opcrystal
Thats impressive
sithney
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLl0DVzRksk
ZxGoneOnAcidxZ
Crimpwithyourthumb
"Who is your Daddy and what does he do?"
DJTrickyM
Stops his baby from eating batteries by locking it in its toy chest, apparently
TheGirlInTheFireplace
Reminds me of when the Game Grumps played it.
BridgetoTerabithiawasshit
"I'm creeping myself out now."
annethearcher
Brian: Who's a Sexy little baby? Ross: *sighs* you are..
javer80
"I think I need a quicker daddy, Daddy."
TheWholeBlueberryExperience
"Did you have me to conform to social expectations?" - How an unfit parent is born.
lonyo
And then the baby will only talk to the mother about needing a diaper change. Reinforcing gender roles.
TheWholeBlueberryExperience
The joke at the end is funny. Not everything needs to be a movement.
TheHandsomeHobo
Babyproofing? Did you mean to say condoms?
LargeHoman
They wish
SirScarface69
ThePrimrose
Right, lol
thegreatninjaman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YwC4Vsm5h0
lelielionheart
...it looks like it might be too late for that now.
CanadianThemedName
It's never too late for a condom
ShootyMcShooterFace
Baseball bats are made for two reasons.
GnomeHomo
It's never too late. http://www.christophermott.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/DSC03269-e1371759449712.jpg
holidayhoovy
Username checks out
beeratius
kinky
Shewy92
Remember Quagmire, it's never too late for abortion
ohwowthissucksballs
or from "Cartman's mom is still a dirty slut" a 40th trimester abortion...
MassiveHeartAttack
Why couldn't Dave change the diaper
DanTheViking
His name's Gabe you twat.
fuckyouandyourwittyusername
Well then there's the answer. Dave couldn't do it because he wasn't there.
TheSmitty17
Expectations drive humor
SensualKnow
Because he asked his mother to do it
MassiveHeartAttack
QueenAntifa
MassiveHeartAttack
QueenAntifa
Killswitch2584
Found the feminist
MassiveHeartAttack
InnsmouthTourist
Oh for the love of... Back to front Cathy! Back! To. Front! This is a very basic thing and it's like I'm talking to a child!
skooterLaughin
For a boy front to back is just a bloody palaver.
hangryasian
Gabe. I've become a might peckish. You should heat up my bottle anba dagababo. Thbtbtbtbtb. Hehehe. Gabe: Adderalls worn off!
dingofdong
*mite, as in very small amount (literally named for the teeny tiny insect)
hangryasian
Ah. My mistake
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
In nursing assistant we were taught to wipe front to back, to avoid getting stuff in their junk. Ugh, getting flashback to the smell.
johnxbear
Im no baby owner but as a person who poops i feel front to back is universally better. Just my opinion.
channelranger
As a nurse's aide who wipes asses for a living, its front to back. We get in trouble for back to front.
TheSmitty17
Not if you have a girl. Don't want poppies in the vajayjays! Front to back
Syng420
So poop behind the balls is fine? We lick there sometimes, damn it. Show us some consideration.
hstein3
Not much you can do about that sometimes. Big, squishy poops respect no boundaries.
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Nilphoenix7
Nah, he peobably just spends a lot of time around two year olds. You'd be surprised how that changes a person.
TheSmitty17
I can't even help but call it a tum-tum anymore
ThePrimrose
For a girl back to front smears poop all in their delicate new baby bits.
ALLKILL56
I've been an adderal for 11 years now. This hits home, and I love it.
wiresnake
liar. you can't love on adderall.
wolffe1166
Vyvanse here....12 hours of pure energy, focus, and the ability to multitask like a BOSS
hungriesthippo
You are what you eat.
thisisveryunique
I'm a human.
RandomAssassin
FUCK *runs away* FUCKFUCKFUUUOMFG
MrMcManMan
But that means the person you ate also ate a human, so welcome to the cannibal cycle.
thisisveryunique
It's more of a chain.
FuckUsernamesYall
Same man. Got diagnosed when I was 6. Been on it for 12 years.
theytookmyfuckingusername
12 years now. Fucking hate it though.
OreoBorealis
If you don't like, it try something else or another dose. You're (probably) not stuck
theytookmyfuckingusername
I've done it all, including vyvanse. It pacifies me. I'm aware of the fact that I need it, no just hate that I have to take it.