jimmyhetten9
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Dec 1, 2016 6:55 PM
jimmyhetten9
128532
2377
127
Ever
Drzhivago138
Sorrento is the city. Sorento is the minivan.
FloppyTheFighter
AStrayCowLivesHere
Well, it's a conversation starter at least
hesychasticextrovert
barelyausername
Lol thought he had a hunchback
tcheph
I'm guy, straight 100℅, but I just got hot for Jake...is this bad?
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TheExpertPanda
Ummm what?
MBoggles
Your favourite profile is someone who copied and pasted it from someone else years ago?
emergencyhuman
Well. For once the name tinder is incredibly appropriate.
PineappleSlam
c1oudyJ
isnt that an aziz joke
GratuitousMastication
What the hell is a kilometer?
jenjeinwi
Jake from State farm? I knew it was you.
J3ssThut1p
Gidyup
And then walk away whilst the Kia Sorrento explodes without looking back.
Buttasaurusrex
Um...absolutely ran across this last night on a different profile. No hesitation, swiped left.
tbow
https://media.giphy.com/media/l46C9NXAYxj9dArMA/200.gif
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
ZoidbergTheProphet
jake96
At first I was like, why Zoidberg, but then I was like,
Isthe4thtimethecharm
Yeah but a car fire is not one cook anything on.
ALLKILL56
Don't ruin it.
BeeeardedMan
What are you wearing, "Jake from Tinder"?
Wescalade
Uhh a T-shirt from target..?
PleaseLeave
Nothing
SchrodinergsSpy
Uh ... khakis?
AsAScholar
Uh....bunker gear.
vector3
MyNameIsJesusAndIStealHubcapsFromCars
Uh... Herpes?
AsAScholar
Uh....bunker gear.
KennDeDeDe
Khaki colored condom
JahNoodles
did i meld with your brain? cuz i just thought this and... well... there your comment wad
JahNoodles
did i meld with your brain? cuz i just thought this and... well... there your comment was
colonelpanic1981
ImnotAllowedtoPostPublicly
fabutrash
OsloThaBear
Ooh kinky.
nahbruhXD
For some reason, I feel like this is Emma stone. Is it?
DoctorJungyBrongen
Nah it's @colonelpanic1981
CapBoxHead
A month later, Jakes date discovers his car wasn't the only thing burning that night....
PapiBlanco
My loins
Arsikere
but too was his crotch burning so, as it was inundated with genital warts of a virulent disposition
YeetThePolice
Everything changed when the fire nation attacked
asmartassusername
His penis from the std he received as a thank you gift from his date because the date was that perfect?
Eeelboy
Guys with profiles like this have a 105% chance of stealing your girl.
PapiBlanco
Once every twenty times he steals your girl twice in one go
SwarleysQuinntervention
Unfortunately there are a bunch of guys with the same profile text
BGonz
Confirmed. Just like how 78.3% of quotes statistics are made up
Genini
If my girl is on tinder something is already wrong.
Owlberightback
Had an ex like that. Said she just liked the attention. Yeaaaah, if mine isn't good enough then bye Felicia.
annakendrickrules
With a name like Felicia, you are well rid
Wakaflockaisaac
Aziz
KezziKun