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Britishchick17
Butt chugging??? I can't breathe
Gothmag
Gold
waitwasthatreal
Fun story, it isn’t real, but it’s fun.
WendyCarlson
take atttic man to hospital ASAP
seedye
Kbantar
Brewery syndrome exists and can be dangerous. Meth-heads exist and can be dangerous. The rest? *Doubt.
Faulancer
Is it possible to revert (or get rid of) that? Antibiotics?
Kbantar
Antifungals, though being more complex, fungi are hard to kill, I believe.
BrunkyBronky
I need to hear more of this mans' Chronicles
NoFather
Pretty sure a supreme court justice did it.
jimmyhowlett
To be fair, I question the perspective of someone who casually mentions their meth-cook roommate. That whole house is a mess
yepwatermelon
Many of the various drug subreddits are fucking hilarious. If you ever want a good laugh, check out /r/stims.
Gianttesticlemonster
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
"Our attic one" "our guy in the basement"
prairiedogg3331415
Is his name Kanenaugh?
BanishedBook
I'm going to need a location, so I can avoid the fuck out of this place
TheCur
I'm gonna go with FL.
BanishedBook
Hey hey now, Florida woman here, we're not all bad (winks at you with my good eye:)
kerrigan778
Nice try popo
CeramicPeterGun
RustedCogs
"this dude doesn't sound very cautious"......... This doesn't even fit the conversation. People who ride in shorts aren't cautious.
DysgraphicProgrammer
Being constantly drunk off your own supply sounds cool, until you realize it involves being constantly drunk off your own supply
BeeCups
So this is one of those things that's theoretically awesome but sucks immediately when implemented in reality?
ElbowdeepinElmo
Being unable to eat a good third of what you can buy at a supermarket without starting to reek of alcohol doesn't sound good to me at all...
BeeCups
True. But if you could just instantly get drunk without being all messed up that'd be neat.
HorsefaceBeeguy
cpr6
Shit like this is just a reminder of why I never get homesick for my dumpster fire of a hometown
wazeewa
You know things are bad when the meth-head says you have a problem.
EvilKam
metalfoto
Hes a kind of Martyr
samueWebRunner
Just watched that! ?
McGoog
Source?
samueWebRunner
It's Mr. Bluth from Arrested development
AdventureRoomba
I think it’s Arrested Development
WoodworkingIsLife
Yes, Arrested Development. I've watched all of the episodes. Great show.
MrRandom314159
Well you kinda need a level head if you want to cook meth. The measurements and pours need to be exact to get a good product.
gillipollas2
Yip the Las thing you need is yeast arse man messing your measurements
DenaliRaven
Mr.White we got to cook
Kittynomnoms
All the methheads managing to cook it for years says otherwise.
sturmhauke
Exploding meth labs are actually a huge problem. https://drugabuse.com/featured/10-years-of-meth-lab-explosions/
BigBuckeyeDaddy
I hate reality shows but would make an exception for this neighborhood.
MakeItSoDaddyo
Florida?
Hadespuppy
Florida.
Antermosiph
basement + meth + pool. I'm guessing oklahoma or kansas
comacomacomacomachameleon
Can't be FL because he has a basement. We don't do basements.
swattyKnotts
Flroridian attempts to dig a basement: oops! There's the water table.
TheLordOfGiraffes
“Hey, honey! We’ve got an underground pool now.” And then 5 minutes later their house is in a sinkhole
Jedimika
... And then the gators come.
blackoutdigital
I'm normally not like this but this is just a spelling nightmare of text.
amarie911
There’s 9 spelling mistakes there.
ExpiredCoupon
Also, what's so crazy about making meth in a pool shed? They've already got half the chemicals, plus they're away from the house.
DeleteAccountant
I just assumed OP was Scottish
Lulabel73
I’m dyslexic didn’t notice a thing!
SansAandAnguS
Yes, just trying to read that gibberish is reason enough to curb your recreational drug use.
GorgeousGen
Litteraly
porcelainandlace
It’s the meth.
mity0k23
Not just spelling....
SuperBekah86
I had no trouble reading it, maybe you need more practice reading so you can get better at it.
yallheardofthatnewbanddeath
Given his environment we'll let it slide
Anapollosun
Well, he did say they were all on drugs. And they have their own Walter White in the pool shed.
omnipotentpasta
To be honest I’m impressed by the relative coherence.
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
What even is a pool shed?
BigHop
A shed by the pool.
SatansLeftNipple
Where you keep the pool noodles. And meth addicts.
Inmydayimgurwaspronouncedimgur
Attic = addict took me a sec
amarie911
Would not have caught that if it weren’t for you. Thanks.
WalterJrsFatC0ck
No no, there’s an attic one and a basement one. Weren’t you listening?
NewLifeWhoDis
I mean, I kind of thought that's what that meant lol.
Inmydayimgurwaspronouncedimgur
Lol I’m dumb
NeoNeuroNebula
Idk... could work both ways
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
OP is a poet. He's working on two levels. He's implying all attic roommates are addicts
NeoNeuroNebula
Yes.
valen00
Spaceman248
Based on context, definitely “attic”. OP refers to the meth guy as “basement” and since they all do drugs, they’re probably all “addicts”
DavidBrooker
Um, Supreme Court Justice of the United States Kavanaugh told me 'boofing' meant to burp, so I think you have some explaining to do.
theguy5621
It means to take anally. Boofing weed butter will get you high.
DavidBrooker
I know what it means. The joke being that so does our Associate Justice.
AlkeneThiol
I really hope this forever goes down in his encyclopedia entries. That he committed perjury by lying about boofing.
DavidBrooker
Maybe the roommate just likes beer, okay. He likes beer. Do you ever get blackout drunk?
slurpeesandstuff
Rationalthoughtyoumoronsdidntth8nkof
You've never really "brought drugs" until you've gotten off these types of guys in this type of living arangement.
Wmcmwa
Brought them where?
bacononbacon
What?
nfamouskingsley
Who is getting whom off?
AbeFromen
I think he's getting off the people he brings drugs to.
KoalasArentReal
Now that's customer service
IWouldDoThings
I went to Portland and stayed in a house like this with a friend for a week. It was bizarre and wonderful and full of drugs.
IUpvoteLOTRMemes
Sounds like Portland
mishalala
Sounds like Southeast... Near Reed
scuba7jb
I didn't know this was actually a thing... https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auto-brewery_syndrome
metalfoto
TIL
MerToo
Budweiser Corporation hates him!
PiccoloCallingPeopleNerds
I remember there was a guy posted in here who had it
DropKickHead
It's the reason I think for a lot of indigestion that alcoholics get. Any time I ate bread or had sugar it hurt
CommunCreator
This vexes me.
gahzeeruh
I am vexed!
CommunCreator
I to am in this episode!
iluvmykats
He’s totally fucked himself if he actually did that. Throwing off your bacteria/yeast balance in your gut like that will fuck you up in
SatansLeftNipple
But he saves a ton of money not having to buy booze anymore, so he’s got that going for him.
iluvmykats
a bunch of ways and it’s super hard to get things back to normal.
sturmhauke
He's probably gonna die painfully. Assuming he even exists at all.
ArdentSlacker
flush out the guts, iv feed and oral antibiotics, finish with fecal transplant. Or yogurt, but we're trying to teach him a lesson.
iluvmykats
Not that simple. Once your gut is wrecked it takes years to get it back to normal, if ever. Source: I have SIBO, as does my sister
georgejimmydoodle
Antibiotics won't help a fungal infection, and might even make it worse by taking out the competition. Fecal transplant might work.
ArdentSlacker
You're right. I was thinking it was bacteria for some reason. Still, fungicide is a thing.
jimmyhowlett
I have a friend with colitis after her gut flora was wrecked. All of these treatments weren't enough
ArdentSlacker
That sucks.
yallheardofthatnewbanddeath
If he has taken large amounts of detura seeds there is no coming back from that mentally
BeeCups
What's a detura seed?
3DWomenAreNotImportant
Datura appears to be a highly poisonous plant, and ingestion can cause delirium and death. I imagine the seeds are similar.
3DWomenAreNotImportant
Keep in mind I got this information off of about a 3 minute google search, so look into it yourself if you are interested.
yallheardofthatnewbanddeath
https://youtu.be/MhHkCLlLBPc
LuckysLadyWolf
A genus of nine species of poisonous vespertine flowering plants belonging to the family Solanaceae. They are commonly called daturas.
NinjaCongo
Also known as Jimson weed or Loco weed. A no go even for experienced psychonauts. High risk of insanity and occasionally fatal.
thepaan
Good ol' Nightshades.
etcnotect
I prefer tomatoes and potatoes when I have my nightshades
CheeseB0t
Daturas contain scopolamine, which gives you intense delirious hallucinations that can last a long time. One good example would be >>>
CheeseB0t
a story on erowid.com where a guy took some and thought nothing of it, that life had continued as normal. He was actually out for two >>>
CheeseB0t
weeks while he vomited and shit himself. His friends looked after him, which is probably the only reason he survived. It's a great read.
vonsolo
If you can find a link, I'd be interested in reading it. Can't seem to navigate that page to find it myself