Fuck a date

Feb 14, 2014 8:01 PM

ohmybrown

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Fuck a date. This

+ this

+ this

+ this

= Greatest Valentine's day EVER

Umm yeah. Much better than what my wife has planned for us.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yes please.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

you forgot the porn.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

all the yes

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is my favourite post

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is my husband and I's Valentine's day plan... So yeah.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That is literally what I'm doing right now. ...are you me, or are you stalking me? either way +1

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

planet earth is the shit.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're my kindred spirit OP

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are...are you me?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck yeah! Enjoy!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a pothead,

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sincerely, not a cop.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or you know, just fuck a date :)

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

PREACH!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey I want green and pizza

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Founders! Yes! I'm a Breakfast Stout man, myself.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All my weed and weed accessories are 45 miles away from me. UUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eating yer buzz is for amateurs. Smartly done OP.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some bud, and good music is the best.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Silly me, I've always thought that a fuck was the main point of a date. You live, you learn.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wish I saw this earlier. Damn.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

is that cheese pizza? I don't think you should give someone so young weed & scotch style ale.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and what is your intent with someone so young anyways?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

sign me up

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Based on this post alone, I'd be your valentine. Forever.

12 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

sign me up too

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

See, my goal in life is to find someone who will do all of this WITH me.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would be your date!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that headcheese strain!?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

+1 for the Founders. I'm a big fan of Founder's Breakfast port. It's dark as sin and tastes just like coffee.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Dirty bastard is an ass kicker. And it doesn't go well with food, so I usually drink it all by its lonesome.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have a couple Dirty Bastards in the fridge. I'ma go get one!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Grand rapids, MI, FTW

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

hecks yea beer city! (as a friend from eastown)

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Are you from there? I grew up in Holland, west Michigan is beautiful.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

born and raised in Cascade

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Weed before pizza, bro.

12 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 2

Do you even know how to eat? My high friend asked me this once when I said no to a cone before MacDonald's

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Forgive me for being that guy but....why does the weed need to stop?

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

nooo, kills buzz too fast if you're watching planet earth.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do you even know how to eat? My high friend asked me this once when I said no to a cone before MacDonald's

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pizza before weed...so you don't eat away your buzz. Or that's how I do things. I'm just a strange cat.

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

That's how I roll too

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I see what you did there...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sorry, weed then pizza then moar weed.

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Moar weed +1

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

....then moar pizza then four fucking cans of orange soda

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0