lilsaku
96537
5212
203
me irl
leftbanana
Geologist screws up: lava everywhere
nikko913
I would like to read poems by dogs.
hmmmmmmnn
Where did that glub glub meme come from?
jkxs
Savage.
ImpactFPS
I think imgur has diarrhea
EthanGames
Always upvote dumps.
Dettamuley06
I work at a mine. One of our geologists miss read some data and it resulted in 20% of our company being let go...
ALoneTenno
+1 for the deadpool
spooglecraft
#5 IT guy screws up: Either network down or AI taking over the world.
Cerinna
Only when you've created a murderbot!
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
TonyStarkWantsOne
Conspiracy? I think not.
nebworb
Gotta say, "sharing" chocolate milk from a condom seems disgusting. Also there would barely be enough for a swallow.
PopeyeTheSailor
hibsta
I wanna, make love, to your asshole, children
badpetrock
When a geologist screws up: earthquake causing a injection well containing toxic fracking waste water to burst contaminating drinking water.
ChronicallyNostalgic
On the excel one... "Pxnis flip bro".
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
as a person who walks up 2 steps at a time, I don't need to prove anything, going 1 at a time just seems like taking babysteps when walking.
NewKillerStar
Actuallu thought I was going to get through that without upvoting, but the last panel was too real.
Arkleseizure
The solution is zyrtec...
koopaya
Then when I wake up after a Benadryl "nap" (Read: bears are taking notes on effective hibernation tactics) I feel so groggy. For hours.
anubis132
#3 can I favorite one image out of an album? Because now I want to.
RTmonstah
Lol on the last one more like you don't notice your allergies when there are spiders crawling out of your ears because you took 12 benadryl
TheSecondJesusChrist
I AM STILL CONFUSED ON THE MICROSOFT EXCEL ONE!!!!
TheHotdogHallway
If Excel started with an "e" their product icons could spell penis.
JhericFury
Frosty34
As a geologist... HAVE YOU NOT SEEN 'THE CORE'?!?
zstorm6
I'm trying that workout one. My first name is 9 letters and I have to do 40 burpees in a row. Let's do this shit.
TheGenieOfTheLamp
I have 32 letters in my name. I'm not doing it.
WLVV
my (full) name contains 12 minutes of wall sitting, of which 8 consecutive, in 15 letters.
Iwannaseeit
What's #33 from? Reminds me of soul eater
XPGiNfeCt
Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
whyWontKeiraKnightleyReturnMyPhoneCalls
septillion
lol that smug look on her face
redshadow1000
No it's based off of a poem about a man who cheats a demon and when the demon tries to collect he makes his wife look beat up and she 1/
Vandaliam
Shows the demon her rotten blue waffle and the devil knew right then and there that he was gay. 2/2
naughtynoonoo
Still a better love story than Twilight.
ColonelDragonWang
You go back back and rewrite with less tumblr
PopeyeTheSailor
i think the devils just scared because its bigger than his
AcidXenon
Vag....
freezepopsaregood
I think it was DiVinci who said he was surprised so many people exsist end because of how ugly genitals were
freezepopsaregood
*and
redshadow1000
Shows off her vagina saying that its a cut made by her husband, which makes the demon scared and runs away thinking the husband is a monster
hillsy999
Can't help but notice the guy who complimented Dante Powells political joke has exactly the same display picture.
DogsEatDogfood
So the new thing on imgur is to just put 100 old images and maybe 5 new ones in an album, call it "dump" and get to the front page. Well
wannabeblue
I thought you went to make your own :)
DogsEatDogfood
it's just awful.
awwjeez
I might be retarded bu can someone explain the microsoft icons one...
ArjacRockfistChampionOfTheKingsGuard
If it were an E, rather than an X, it would spell out Penis.
robosapieo
The icons are arranged so they spell "PXNIS" if the excel logo had an E instead of an "X" they would've spelled "PENIS"
coex1st
Well, Saeid didn't get to the Olympics with luck
FabulousBadass
REEEE!
TotalLiar
Gets me everytime
somelesbianbitch
KingofdankKush
REEEE!
TroZDoz
REEEE!
jsparker43
REEEE!
kepler20c
NORMIES GET OUT!
PrivateDonut
REEE!
majorthomasmore
My high school forensics goal was to read songs like #1 as serious poetry. Had to settle for Led Zeppelin. Still got to state.
GeorgeGeef
Squeeze my lemon, 'til the juice runs down my leg.
ImMrbulldops
my dad had to memorize and recite a speech for english. being a music head, he already had a bunch of lyrics memorized. He used 2112 by rush
ImMrbulldops
the last lyrics are "my spirits are low in the depths of despair, my lifeblood spills over". His english teacher thought it was a suicide2/3
ImMrbulldops
note and sent him to the councillor. he had to explain to the councilor that he wasnt suicidal, just too lazy to memorize a speech
GerberLegalTeam
Forensics?
nickisbeast777
I'm gonna assume its not Forensic Science
majorthomasmore
The word comes from speaking in the forum. Thus public speaking or acquiring evidence for public trial can both be considered "forensic"
koopaya
It's the name of an organization. They do speech and debate stuff for high schoolers. My friends was in it.
GerberLegalTeam
Ah, see thats a somewhat misleading name for it.
anabundanceofpuns
Everyone thinks that, but it's not CSI forensics. Even more misleading is the abbreviation for National Forensics League
majorthomasmore
The word comes from speaking in the forum. Thus public speaking or acquiring evidence for public trial can both be considered "forensic"
GerberLegalTeam
I did not know that. Nice.