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Mar 3, 2017 10:25 PM
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mustachefleas
Come on imgur. You're better than to pander to this
charondaboatman
JShaver4112
Are we really not downvoting selfies?
herpopottomas
You look like the phrase "I prefer missionary." grew tits and opened an Imgur account.
midga
Edward Bugle Fingers.
TurtBurglar
If this was a dude and not a chick the comments would be very different.
Blastyschmoo
Not today, as we're all taking turns frying her.
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
Especially today, if a dude made this joke he would not be called an attention whore.
iMaySayWhatever
I was going to post and be an asshole for fun, then I looked at your posts and you're a real person, not a reposter, enjoy your crisps.
SpaceballsOne
Was probably the adams apple and penis that turned him off.
URNSHOW
Dude, while I can't confirm the penis on her, the "Adams apple" is really the muscles in the side of the neck. But you could be right about
URNSHOW
The penis.
Ochoda
Probably found a better date
imjustkitten
Are you the girl with all 8 pokemon badges?
Thneitis
Maybe you should cut your finger nails.. things are knarley
RaffScallion
To Imgur, for validation!
ElessarThorongil
His loss. You'll get another date soon. You're pretty and seem fun. Do you girl.
RoyDMercer
Probably due to the finger nail fungus.
URNSHOW
You sure that just isn't a new fingernail polish of some kind? I think it is.
emkev
So what downvote level is this selfie?
Theycallmejer
Holy user submitted selfie queen. Do you ever leave home without the selfie stick?
blumpkinfarmer
Nah, she's probably not worth much besides dolling up to be completely average but so insecure she needs validation from everyone to live
Manatapit
What in the name of freedom loving god is a fucking crisp? I bet you write your fucking dates with the day first too. Fuck...
yassskween
This is turning into a roast and I don't think that was your intention.
SerialChillinSpree
Well, if a guy was doing it I would assume he's trying to get all the thirsty imgurettes to be like "I def would, harharharh."
Superfuntime
I eat pizza in bed all the time.
mattyclash1990
Cancelling such a dick move
Vaflukongurin
did you take a look at her gallery? a cute teacher lady that likes Star Wars'n'stuff... You have to be crazy to cancel on a girl like her...
justafroodyguywithhistowel
Truer words never before spoken.
URNSHOW
Well, we men have been known to have these moments of UNBELIEVEABLE stupidity. Quite frequently. 20/20 hindsight was created for men.
Vaflukongurin
yeah... I know... being a man I've had a few of those myself
URNSHOW
Ain't a true man if you haven't.
JoeBrittxn
Daym, so much hate in the comments
lmagine
Wait you're the Pokemon trainer with the great smile. That guy is a fucking idiot.
RyanEATBIRD
Walkers? Oh hey there england.
KaJuN
Walkers > Lays (Yes I know they're the same)
LancerPants
We call those Bugles here in the colonies
witsd
Maybe. Maybe Scotland, maybe Wales.
Biigs
no love for northen island
witsd
I assume that you guys just smuggle Taytos over the border, no?
SarDean
Where's that?
ArrowheadCosplay
south of southern island
scheherezade
Edna Crisperhands
ThatMeantSomethingDifferentInTheNavy
I'd take you out for drinks, but my wife probably wouldn't let you eat crisps in our bed.
angelicyokai
Depends on how much your wife wants a girlfriend. :)
glitterlady
I'm the wife and I eat all the crisps in bed.
DaBurger
Mine might.
DocEllis
HEYOOOOO
MrBelvedere
Mine would take her to the bed and keep the crisps in exchange
MrWienerbottom
My gf totally would. Cause she does. And it drives me insane.
tropicalsunfish
I did and my recent ex hated it hahaha
Vinsane
My wife will take her out for drinks while I eat chips in bed.
MrWienerbottom
But... but... THE CRUMBS!!
Cartoones
Is take o.o out for drimks....my hand my get jealous but... we agreed to spend some time apart for a bit
PhantomGeek
ANYTHING is a dildo, if you're brave enough
rupreckt
It's because your are in the 1960s and this is 2017
PegMeOnTheFirstDate
I actually prefer her style over what most girls try to look like these days.
Upsh1ft
Agreed
URNSHOW
Me too
itsdarkandicantseewhatimtyping
110%
hawkfan0824
Probably because you call them crisps
Mylovelyladylumps
Had the same exact thought.
StayingDistracted
Got eeeem
TheUltimatePunMaster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2GQjbxN544
somespazzoid
Holy shit, thank you for that video!
TheUltimatePunMaster
Check out Bigoted Bill from their "1999" series: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_7WwPkqqvA
somespazzoid
Thank you for turning me on to these guys! I like the feely one, reminds me of a Rick and Morty character!
TheUltimatePunMaster
Haha true lol I like the trendy cafe
HeyGuysAmIRelevantYet
Probably the constant need for attention and validation. I'd be wary too.
Jawesomesauce
Don't we all want attention though? You just seek it in different ways. Crazy how much judgment happens here. It's just a freaking person!
canuckette
This entire website is built on people wanting validation. LEAVE THE GIRL ALOOOONE! (Said like 'Leave Britney Alone' for emphasis)
TrijezniMujo
I'm just here to warn people of communism. Like Prime would'a wanted me to.
HeyGuysAmIRelevantYet
I love your username. I'm imagining a cute, strong lady in flannel air guitaring on a hockey stick.
canuckette
Are you looking in my window?
HeyGuysAmIRelevantYet
Do you know how much binoculars that powerful would be worth? Wish I was that rich