Words of advice

Dec 9, 2019 1:58 AM

maxwell9021

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I’m sorry if you know any of these

Crabs are just pubic lice. It's not actually a disease. Just need some anti-lice shampoo and one of those little combs to get rid of them.

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6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

You forgot lemonparty

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Shouldn't never...so I should?

6 years ago | Likes 332 Dislikes 2

Double negative. Go for it!

6 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

Shhh don’t worry about it

6 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 7

Yes. Yes you should.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Definitely do. This stuff made me realise how much "disgusting" stuff I actually found disgusting vs what society wanted me to

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All I needed to hear (read?) Onward to Google!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not just should, but ALWAYS

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

v

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shouldn't ever?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Negative concord is a well-established trait of many English dialects.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 guy 1 cup

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

It was a jar. And I've heard it described well enough to never look it up.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Either it’s mr. “glass + ass = great idea” or it’s just a guy having a nice drink of a regular beverage.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I've seen that one. I just have SO many questions for that guy. Most of them are "why?".

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There was a supposed interview. If real it was because glass would hold its shape unlike plastic that would crumple when inserted.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like pineapple on my pizza

6 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 7

You make me sick. How can you even joke about a thing like that.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I got my VPN ready. Wish me luck everyone!

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

You'll come back different

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

if he comes back at all

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Shout out to Google for listing the definition of ascariasis before the photo so I had time to nope out of it before GIANT ROUNDWORMS.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I for one would stay clear of all of this. There's a great app that blocks these from being googled. It's called lemonparty. Check it out.

6 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

God bless Opie & Anthony. ?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Challenge accepted

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

And where's "One guy one jar"?

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Nightmare fuel!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuck you for reminding me of that. *shudder*

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

*crunch*

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"Shouldn't never" *cringes*

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

lemon party

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Explaining trypophobia to people means they either act like im weird or make new discovery about themselves

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

These are pretty old, honestly.

6 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Plus 1 guy 1 jar is so. So. So much worse than anything in that list.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And really tame....

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Gotta traumatize the newer generations too...

6 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Spider porn got me that girl from undertell.

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What's wrong with circle jerk?!?

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Great fucking punk band

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Tub Girl is amazing.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I've only seen one of these (Tubgirl) and it permanently scarred me.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Maybe this will help. It's a staged fetish photo. A bag of coloured liquid is inserted into the butthole. She then squeezes it out, photo op

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

The bag has a straw thing on it to help get a good stream. They do a similar thing with urine fetish pictures. Not all are actually peeing

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Also, two girls one cup is fake in a like manner. It's a tiny aerosol can of coloured whipped cream-like stuff. Not actual poop.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

How do I delete my eyes?

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I SHOULDN'T never Google? So.......since I should not "never Google", it really means always Google these things?

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If you're about to have a baby chances are you will google mucus plug at some point.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Lemon Party, Goatse...

6 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

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on the list already

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the classics

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gone like the passenger pigeon and steller’s sea cow

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cake fart?

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Waffle Foot

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Banana cannon

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Clock spider? I’m now curious and will Google.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And?

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It’s a wall clock with giantass spider legs poking out, illustrating horrifying size while hiding the main horror, like a good thriller does

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Your description is plenty, thank you.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That shit was weak...expected a jump scare or something

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ever since tub girl...I will never go looking up pics again... What can be seen cannot be unseen.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yes it’s hard to quite understand what ole ‘Tub Girl’ was getting out of that experience. I wonder what she’s doing these days..?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I recall correctly, some deranged soul compiled most, if not all, of the videos on this list into a movie format.

6 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 1

If you know such vid. Please give source. I wouldn’t mind a he or two of suffering. Got used to it anyway.

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Can’t be worse than “the gauntlet”

6 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 2

Jesus I made it to 17, never thought a video could actually make me start to gag irl. I'm losing touch compared to the days of 4chan.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Made it to level 16.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How far did you get the first time you tried "the gauntlet" ?

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Finished it to completion, or you can go for a ride of the same magnitude on r/watchpeopledie

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I thought they banned it?

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Eh gore doesn't do much to me but some shit on the gauntlet is truly disgusting

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Explain yourself. Actually just explain what "the gauntlet" is. You made it sound ominous.

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

the less you know, the better

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This one speaks wisdom, ignore their warning at your own peril.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Two warnings have been given: Its a website where you watch 20 videos that get increasingly fucked up, and not YT fucked up I mean (1/2)

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Who what?

6 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

20 or so videos of disturbing things. You have to watch one before you can go to the next. Vomit, maggots, beheadings, etc

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Y'all remember steakandcheese,com?

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Whats this?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I. Googled. All. Of. It.

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Well the double negative kinda told you to...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Forgot one v

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I'm not falling for that again!

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ok, *deep breath* spider porn?

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How was it?

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These defined my middle and high school years. I'm sad Mr. Plow didn't make the cut.

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As did I, I regret everything.

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"Clock spider isn't that bad, I bet the rest of these are quite tame too"...my dumb brain before googling the rest

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What's clock spider?

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Big spider behind a clock

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That's it?

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Yeah. Some of these are more tame than others

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I think I'm broken because these all sucked

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Safesearch off, don't be a bitch!

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I want to learn to fingerpaint now ?

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Your emoji explained what I, in my innocence, hadn't understood.

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Yep maybe explain all of them in emojies

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Are you a masochist?

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You deserve a lemon party now!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You need Jesus. But still, share the links.Pls.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Legend.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm so old I already knew them all without googling any..

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Wow Maaaan! I searched three and I'm gatfoll!!!

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You ok buddy?

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I am not for sure

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It was the 90s. We had nothing else to look at on the internet.

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Well he is now in a coma so no

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Or he just went night night. We’ll hear from him tomorrow, or not, w/e idgaf

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Whats your favourite

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Lemonparty dot org

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Meatspin isn't nearly as bad as the rest.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Is it possible to have a non-vomit inducing description?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Depends really. Short clip of a helicopter dick while riding another penis, set to the music you spin me right round baby.

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That does seem really tame indeed, almost enjoyable.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Did you google also Blue Waffle?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

what's clock spider?

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Well that was a risky click.

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Is there something going on with lampreys that I don't know about? Always thought they were cool

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Ah some people think they’re hellish creatures. They look like fleshlights with pointy teeth

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They're fucking creepy. In person especially...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As instructed.

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Do special fried rice next

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So did I, and felt nothing. mostly because I have seen them so many times before.

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What was it called? Strysans effect or something. Where if you tell someone not to do something, they will gain interest and do it anyway?

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What was Eel girls?

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short NSFW horror movie.

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I did too... Wtf is wrong with society!

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What’s Tub Girl ?

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Just google it, we’ve all seen it lol

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Curry

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anal blast tub girl, seems like a franchise

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A classic

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Google it

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.

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We used to call it FECAL JAPAN PIC

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It’s like a girl in a tub , fountaining shit out her bum

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And the pic is old AF, I first saw it at 20 which was 16 years ago

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I remember that shit in yahoo briefcases from like 2000 or 2001. Oh so much fucked up porn was shared in yahoo chat. My poor child eyes.

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Gave herself an enema and spraying it up and back onto her own face

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What the fuck

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