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peacekitty13
Ladyboner alert********
KingofCorgwyn
Boo Bears, go Samsung Lions!
rubbarz
That kick didnt do anything at all to help her throw
CatsAgainstHumanity
Hungrypiemonger
this is what i expected, not that happy horseshit she pitched.
27yoUGLYvirgin
Pretty bold to be prancing around like that first just to fail so badly when it actually counts.
sowetoninja
It feels like everyone is just doing things they know will be popular online (sex sells). Even the Olympic athletes have started with this
theherbalhelper
I know children who throw better then her
BoxesinBoxes
Too busy fucking posing to throw a decent ball. Shit makes me cringe.
JupitersWitch
Messing up is a trend that some Asian girls do. Looking cute and mousey is a thing there. Lived in Japan. Big time kawaii stuff.
Papasmurfblueballs
abortednecrophiliacembryo
SethCronyn
I don't know who she is, but that's awesome.
greyandstripes
Wow, it's almost like you could throw better if you weren't busy showing everyone how bendy you are. But what do I know, I'm not bendy.
fatkidsalwaysw1natseesaw
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VitriolNathrakh
Some people just shouldn't comment
drfarren
I love the balance of votes -20/+20. The scales of justice are beautiful.
m1eeny
I actually don't know why people didn't like my post. I didn't mean it in a mean way.
drfarren
imgur is a fickle beast
Texas45cal
https://media.giphy.com/media/Jd5YlXOVTcQtW/giphy.gif
dauntlessds
I hope she's ok... BUT THAT SHIT WAS FUNNY! LOL
numbersmczap
maybe she should have stretched her arms instead of her legs.
iDreamaboutthosedemonfishies
Their baseball cheerleaders are the best
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perseco
We need baseball cheerleaders. =/
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
^^ When you've just run into a spider web, but you don't want to mess up your hair, make-up and you're on TV.
rudejohn
Dat gap doe
HeroSky
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/072013/1373305270_amazing_first_pitch__south_korean_rhythmic_gymnast_shin_sooji.webm
bttycrckr
(1) i go to USC and our baseball team went against that Dino team. There was some former MLB player on that team and he crushed like 3 HR's
bttycrckr
(2) his name was Thaimes or something and thy had a song and routine for him everytime he came out. They were hype af the entire game
jumbosmooth
williamshakesbear
5/7 perfect timing of that camera there
AakashKandasamy
The leg lifts. Why?
Nebayo
ALurkerHasBeenTurned
Tries to look hot and fails at principal task. Hotter with a better pitch and less showboating
FreeTameIti
Oh, I think she was pretty good at her principal task. It was her pitch that failed.
boywiththehappypenis
Why is she throwing to the East?
TerribleTurkeyzz
She doesn't want Kanye to catch it?
Yeld69
She is really just posing. Kinda sad to sell tickets with this.
oceanskysforever
Welcome to Korea, where manipulating young women's looks sells billions of albums and magazines
LoonyBoBdammitwhotookmyname
Well golly, we'd never do that in [name of country here]!
oceanskysforever
Lolol point well taken. Korea takes it to a whole new level though, I'll see if I can find something that words it better than I can here
twofishtails
No, sir, totally unheard of in the good ole USA!
oceanskysforever
This is a pretty good read if you have time! https://sophiayulessonbuilder.wordpress.com
TreesNStuff
These things has been confusing me for some time. Do these "first pitchers" not get warned ahead they will be pitching? Don't they practice?
odraencoded
*raises leg* *curves back* *lifts foot behind* *shake shake* <- what she practiced.
actorsnonactors
I've done it once, and it's super stressful. Boss said "two things: don't step on the lines, and GET IT ACROSS THE PLATE." So I did those.
sansansan
They know a few days ahead but most only try a few throws before doing it.
TreesNStuff
How hard is it to throw a baseball straight a few meters? Is it deceptively heavy? Light? Does it get caught by the wind? I'm curious.
WhenWillPeopleLearnThatTheseAreWEBMsAndNotGifsQuestionmark
Clearly, she practiced. However it would seem her focus went into something different than the throw.
Koshunae
The hundreds of husbands in the stands who now have angry wives and raging boners?
slightlydisabled
I nose exhaled +1
skongebob
i was expecting better
ZombieJonSnow
For a second there i thought she was going to throw a mean strike.
TrevorCrow
She did though. He still swung. Steeeeeeeeeeerike!
ZombieJonSnow
Lol well... i guess thats true.
Linvak
I did not find any synergy with the leg lift and the arm slingshot... Still would watch again
DisGonBeGud
No synergy intended just showing off ass shower in the first pic
NatesSauceLab
I literally hate girls like this. Bobble heads. Plastic bobble heads. I admire that Olympian who made what's-his-face hold her medals.
painkiller1968
Can you figuratively hate them instead?
heerobya
She had no follow through with the throw, hence no accuracy, despite having the distance required.
sutaco
I was there. The crowd went wild when she did that.
sauferrari
What's her name?
sutaco
Choi Seol-Hwa (최설화) https://www.instagram.com/seolhwa939/?hl=ko
sauferrari
Thanks!
gunter
When she did what?
sutaco
The high kick thing.
stuffedsausagehunter
she throws like a girl
bttycrckr
*TRIGGERED*
stuffedsausagehunter
bttycrckr
Your90sSexualFantasy
Not as bad as Mariah Carey or 50 Cent...
ZombieMV
Or Frank Underwood ;)
drfarren
President Underwood, the title still carries.
lamingtonjoy
When I read this I had to go back and see what you were talking about. I didn't even notice there was a ball
WubbaLubbaDubbDub
It kind of is cause she built it up so much
UnPossibleMagician
As far as I know, I'm better at pitching than both of them...
YoureTheBIGmarriageExpertOhIMsorryiForgotYourWifeIsDead
Or John Wall...
thomkemp
President Obama.
thomkemp
https://imgur.com/nZQozZL
fistermatic5000
I never knew Obama is left-hand
MrStarkLord
Given his throw, maybe he isn't...
SuharuStormrage
Most of the comments are missing the point by far more than she missed that pitch.
wantondisregard
Or diana ross at the world cup
ThecommentFarmer
I'll just leave this here.
BitchButcher
Where is Phillip Lahm?
WeAllLiveInAUserSubmarine
You SUCK, Carly-Rae!!
Meatspinner
T-Rex isn't too shabby, when you take into account the arm size in relation to the rest of its body.
optimusinhisprime
I like how they had to make it a wee bit wider for fif
TheActualMalloryArcher
I can't believe cookie monsters are extinct. T-rexs aren't fictional, I saw them in a documentary destroying some park.
RepostSadistic
Now that they want to send a healthy message, poor Cookie Monster might as well get extinct
liquidbeef
Been rewatching the old 70s and 80s Sesame Street with my toddler- he always promoted healthy eating despite his cookie addiction
Tymich92
Oh hello Michael Jordan. Way out in nowhere.
illegalacorn
And he actually played baseball. WTF Jordan?
ICanChangeMyNameLater
Nolan Ryan wasn't doing so hot either.
teh0khardic
Didn't his baseball career only last about 80% of the duration of Space Jam?
TheGlow
Yea, I used to rub it in basketball fans faces. your basketball god cant even throw a baseball.
Th3LongShanks
Where is John Mcenroe?
Th3LongShanks
https://youtu.be/YzU-NHdUzLA
whiskeywonka
Snoop had it on point
amattwithnousername
I think I'm most impressed by Verne Troyer
Counterfit
Probably higher over the plate than him.
DMGuy
I was thinking that too. It's not like the guy has a lot of arm to work with, that throw is probably better than I would have done.
Blackrain39
Why is Santa listed as extinct? He can't die!
Sztywniak
Thanks Obama.
COOL69GUY420ZONE
Fuckin' A, Snoop!
ridge
Tara the hero cat?
TigerThief
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckDVpihCPq8
EdmundVDantes
I don't know much about baseball, did Clinton and Bush make the best throws?
Boufus
If it's in the box it's a "good" throw. Accurate, but probably not very fast
Jewbacca21
As a baseball fan, that made me cringe. A ball in the center of the plate is not "good". Ideally you want to hit the edges of the zone.
Boufus
I said in the box, wasn't trying to be very specific.
Jewbacca21
Clinton painted the outside edge. A ton of baseball players would take that for a strike. Great pitch. Bush's pitch would be hit hard tho
Counterfit
It would be absolutely rekt, even at Major League velocity.
HorseGirlErection
Fo shizzle.
nemanjac
Baba Booey!!!
CatBlaster5000
How the FUCK did MICHAEL FUCKING JORDAN throw so badly?
Counterfit
Maybe it was before he switched to baseball?
CatBlaster5000
I mean maybe, but still you'd think he would have a bit more of an accurate throw than some of those people.
AllGoodNDaHood
Wow Mini-Me got super close. That's impressive
saltandsunshine
Snoop for how stoned he is throws a pretty fine pitch
KeisatsuOtaku
Hey now! Nolan Ryan is the best pitcher in history. Why is his pitch way out there?
L3gionAir
That's what I'm trying to figure out, is it a joke or did he do a first pitch as an old man?
KeisatsuOtaku
Yeah. Old man and worn out shoulder.
L3gionAir
I found the vid, old man
KeisatsuOtaku
Oh yeah. His shoulder was messed up. 102 mph fastball though
Argosnotargo
Watch the documentary "Fastball" on netflix. If Ryan was measured using present day techniques, he would be clocked at 108
agrace369
He was probably trying to throw it high and tight at the batter.
Nivison
Now im curious about nolan ryan since i share a name with him
Mushroomba
He was old and his body likely fucked up from all the pitching so he couldn't do it anymore.
raggedrabbit
Vern Troyer out threw Barack? wow....
FarmerBecktold
Sotomayor with that high and inside pitch though.
BarnabasWizardcock
VERNE TOYER, ladies and gentleman, did better than most of the people on that list. Think about that.
BenjaminT247
damn, sonya sotomayer painting the corner, most impressive
HistoricalContext
Greg Maddux didn't throw a strike, but that's still very good ball placement. A good pitch isn't necessarily a strike.
PhenTsoksar
Who was standing in the right-hand batters for Nolan Ryan to aim there?
Schriberman
A cat pitched? Explain
CFeels
Damn. Bush sure can throw.
Jewbacca21
Yeah he sure can throw a meatball. Now Bill Clinton, that's a tough pitch.
Counterfit
Paintin then corners in them lo lo's, B
debunker
That was a money pitch. At a big time too. I'm Canadian and I was cheering "USA! USA! USA!"
lambueljackson
Watch the 30 for 30 on that pitch. It's intense, transcends politics and franchise fandoms
thisisthehardestdecisionofmylife
He knows how to hit a target if you know what I mean
metzershmit
And pretty good at dodging too
Theshoot
The story behind that pitch is good. First game in NY after 9/11 and Jeter met Bush in the tunnel. He asked where he was set to pitch from
Theshoot
Bush said they had him in the infield forward of the mound. Jeter said absolutely not. This is NYC, you throw from the rubber.
Theshoot
And you have to throw a strike.
Guitardrumr
Look at Snoop! Right in the strike zone. Didn't figure him for a hand eye coordination type.
LANIMUS04
His son used to play football at ucla and I think he was supposed to be pretty good
ThatOneGuyPablo
Didnt snoop dogg play high school football?
LordofSadFace
theres a reason why he is Top Tier in Def Jam: Fight for New York
b0bWilson09
CFeels
Just look at that wind up.
PeopleSeemToHaveLongNamesOnImgur
Unless he's thrown out more than one pitch, that's incorrect. I saw him do one and it went way to the catchers left.
dothesnozberriestastelikesnozberries
He plays a lot of console games so maybe it's our off some? :D
ICantThinkOfAU
Saw him on the E3 BF1 stream, smoking a joint in the building, so stoned he was just running backwards and forwards, didn't know how to turn
vonmoony
*mary
Meatspinner
Nah, I'm pretty sure Mary would be damn good with balls.
Jayrmz
Mariah*
powerstroke666
She did great compared to BaBaBooie...
Fairdinkums
50 Cent sauce. Its not very nice. https://youtu.be/83FHj53QBHY
Evocus
.
Jerenemy
Cringe
AlphaCommander
What can you expect. He didn't have a Dad to play catch with, or a yard.
COOL69GUY420ZONE
LOL he got all dressed up and everything!
TheSkeletonWar
To be fair, he's throwing with left.. I mean.. I'd still get close.. but still. Unless he's a lefty? Then he just fucked up. :D
LokiKingOfJotunheim
He's left handed...
fuckusingimguronaphoneitsucks
At least he takes it well
WhatAboutReefer
That's what she said
Fairdinkums
Yeah he knows it was hilarious and that makes the whole thing laughable
Bakseed
How can he be that bad?
BarnabasWizardcock
Mariah https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaYuxTj4yh4
scaredanddelusionalmonkey
that was literaly worse than hitler
LetumComplexo
For people who need to lighten up.
zenoghost1
pitching a tent
NowThatsWhatICallImages
Needs more upvotes!
TheManFromNowhere91
Nice one
Boozehammer666
You and me both, friend
RickMDC
I saw this post 3 times and I just got this comment.... FUCKING HILARIOUS