This is exclusively how I pet my dog because she is a licking monster and wants to show you she loves you by putting your entire hand in her mouth. so you must first restrain the snoot. she loves it!
Wow... ok. I both feel personally attacked and now I have to try and think about that comparison. Although, for clarity, I believe perfect spice is when I finish the meal with a very light forehead sweat.
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Careful with that kung-fu grip there
yifin
The only clown is the one trying to squeeze the queen
baldbear
Oh, those headaches...
redpandabanana
MotherSekmet
This is exclusively how I pet my dog because she is a licking monster and wants to show you she loves you by putting your entire hand in her mouth. so you must first restrain the snoot. she loves it!
HandsomePenguin
ElbowDeepInAGoblin
Now do Peppa Pig!
CrisprCAS
Why the long face?
Aranon1183
'Cause she's a little Horse.
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“I was born into servitude, and when I die, my feet will be turned into glue,” replied the horse.
EverNotRelevant
"Sister tried to kill me"
venom181st
Mistruths
to have extra room for the eyes
friendsofsandwiches
DO horses like someone gripping the snout?
baldbear
You shouldn't try. They are much stronger than you. And the horses I knew preferred a more polite approach.
ElbowDeepInAHorse
I have yet to meet a horse with a muzzle small enough to get my hand around so I'm going to say no lol
friendsofsandwiches
Can you hold up both your hands together as a hole, and they want to fill it with their snout?
They want to fill your artificial hole?
NeoAcario
I admit I'm just a fuddy duddy.. but I'll never understand the 'hurt me, daddy' ladies in the world.
sometimesarobot
I never understand the "I want it so spicy I cry" people
NeoAcario
Wow... ok. I both feel personally attacked and now I have to try and think about that comparison. Although, for clarity, I believe perfect spice is when I finish the meal with a very light forehead sweat.
DemonicFruitfly
The honkening
080080
that's fucking haunting...
nothebees
*honking