MrsRinoLancierri
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Me irl
Just in case
VivaToblerone
Morning dump dump. Today's first of many dumps.
BorisGaykovich
If I remember correctly, in a 'phylosophic' picture Krishna telling Arjuna to start the battle that will cost 2 000 000 lives.
Vitrum
I can't believe that guy wasn't in Brazil! HE TOLD HER TO COME TO BRAZIL!
JWood59
Do all the dumps relate to me because I'm cynical? Or am I cynical because of all these dumps?
quicksilver1
#1 hits close to home.
AuroraNora33
#2 hits home
CotterPyke
LOL fuckery is multiplying at alarming rates...
guntacular
Every time i see the chameleon drawing i lose it. Shit is funny every time
InboxMeYourMaineCoons
Lost it at Yikes In The Yard
doggoz
@burritoz
alwaysupvotefuturama
Don't let others give you shit, harpy, you look glorious from all angles
shr3ddag3
Favorited for #2. That is now my favorite tweet of all time.
joshenfrance
Does anyone understand the chills one?
mishalala
It's part of the song in Grease. "I've got chills, they're multiplying...."
imullofmachine
It's a song from the movie Grease. "I got chills, they're multiplying..." I could keep going but https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
DrJayAllTheWay
The meme is strong with this one. +1 take this & continue on forward
gintokityrell
Fuck yess shane is so funny on buzzfeed unsolved. Shows alright but his skepticism is hilarious
sweetasmaple
I’ve been lying about my well being since I was 9.
CotterPyke
Join me in my crusade against the awful question everyone asks but no one wants the answer to "HOW ER YOOO?" Suggested replacement: WUZZUP
lucielui1117
KatastrophicKitten
Hooo000OOly cow this GIF is amazing!
TheySaidAllTheGoodUsernamesWereTaken
Shave your vulva. Shave your pussy. But don’t even think of shaving your vagina.
seawhores
Don’t limit me
doublebeans14
#29...is your boss Bill Clinton?
zippydee
......can penguins really jump 6 feet high?
ZebraCockSandwich
from the water, probably. from the land, probably not.
zippydee
That makes sense
RosencrantzNGuildensternNeverLived
Yes, but their hook shot is terrible.
dietcokelife
Quality dump
ShamWOWtheOrca
#28 Fresh Prince of Bel Thlehem
atTheRealMAD
VictoryWine
"is it a heart attack?" I get a sharp pain in my heart once in a long while but fuck it let it happen hello darkness my old friend?
Satanslittlechariotsoffailedpotential
I was getting that every once in a while a few years ago. Turned out it was actually an issue with rib cartilage getting inflamed.
SweetSweetMemes
*sharp pain in liver* Ah you bugger, don't you bloody fail on me now
robboscouse10
Change that to thank fuck it's finally happening .
Fumoufu
Ahhhh fuck, let it happen
LucidBunny
Ah yes, the alcoholism doesn't help.
DraccoKnightblade
betterave
Had that happen every three weeks for 35 years now. Periods.
CotterPyke
I want you to know OP,. thanks to you i have the rabbit thing saved under NOTHING BEATS THIS SHIT
CotterPyke
" " (makes finger quotes mentally)
Durnstaros
False knees! Remember to check out their page if you have the time. http://falseknees.com/index.html
Zemiax
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CotterPyke
well i shall always remember False Knees for classic rabbit. Nothing beats this shit
GhostofBillyMays
AlkeneThiol
I've seen #30 a few times now. I don't get it at all
NotAmused1001
Listen to the song.
mathnerd314
There's a song in the movie/musical "Grease" with the line "I've got chills, they're multiplying."
AlkeneThiol
Ah thank you
SirPelvisJohnwood
#41 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVKIva2KddY
KCBeard
That JayZ legs one is amazing.
MasterBaitin
MoreDonutsPerDonut
Grampa legs
inzane
Yeah he skipped leg day from birth until now
mechanimated
I know the guy who buried the vodka (it was at Ezoo in nyc) and he's a dumb lowkey scumbag savant. Like your hs bully matured, but barely.
Keyosu
I honestly don't get it. Are they saying his legs are ashy?
HitchikerGuidingTheGalaxy
They’re saying his legs are skinny since the pastor told him (supposedly crippled in this case) to get up and walk again
PassiveAgressiveMan
Jay-Z is proof that you can be ugly as fuck and stilk become rich and famous. An inspiration to us all.
Mikefreakinhart
He is smooth as stilk
TheRealYukonCornelius
Stilky Smooth
UsernameNotTaken2
I don't see him being "ugly as fuck"
rudejohn
Really? I'm a straight guy but I think Jay-Z is ugly. I can see girls being into Kanye, Drake, Macklemore, etc, but Jay-Z is goofy-looking.
doesntmatter
Then u blind