CruiseForLife
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Apr 28, 2026 12:32 AM
CruiseForLife
27255
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zufallszahlen
that's the WC-01
Procrastinator57
When you need to jettison a warped core.
ThadisJones
Me spending way too long trying to figure out what kind of sex apparatus thing this is before reading the comments
lastmanonearthbutidroppedmyglasses
ksa55bizmarck7
That is an Emmette class starship from Star Trek Enterprise, just so we're clear.
nimeton0
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
Gotta come in handy when ya gotta poop.
OperatorWay
Captain's log...
mycatwontletmeclosemybedroomdoor
That's shaped a lot like the USS Reliant from The Wrath of Khan.
BigFatBobbie
SpanWolf
Starshit Enterprise*
CrackWhoresAndCheese
Exyr
Thats am Excelsior class
Zalure17
Ha! The Captains log!
FlintNorth44
Enterprise-P
OhIfIMust
Someone's flush with cash!
yeahhedugit
That Toy Let's you drop photon torpedoes.
lastmanonearthbutidroppedmyglasses
lurkyloos
TheMellowPeril
Useful for when you have to boldly go
TsubakiTragic
*badly
noWhiteHorseHereJustBatturuPrinsu
*baldly
inthepines
I gotta eject the warp core!
IhopeUgetwhatUvoted4
You over paid.
UnderAtlas
Engage, Number One.
YpsilantiRomani
I know it is a toilet flap valve, but as far as Star Trek ships it looks closer to a Light Cruiser tear 1 Hermes Class
OhIfIMust
Space Quest should have used this instead of the jock strap.
Iaimtomisbehave
"Flap on_Flap off_The Flapper!"
RElGNMAN
In 2255 the USS Commode engaged and dislodged the Klingons near the Uranus system.
mindstorm8191
Imagination; it's a hell of a drug
TheInitiated
German here. What that?
Pats0r
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PonyMadness
It goes in the bottom of the water basin on the back of the toilet (American). When you flush, the large part lifts up and let's the water drain down.
flagbasher
Space: the final frontoilet
SeasonedCitizen
I have one of those in my toilet. $8.95 at Ace Hardware.
ArchaeoEejit
What is it for?
SqueezitTheClown
It’s for boldly going
SeasonedCitizen
SeasonedCitizen
When you flush the toilet, the lever is attached to a chain that lifts this thing. It allows the water to flow from the tank into the bowl.
ArchaeoEejit
Ah, right. Ours are enclosed.
FrozenSTi
USS Flapper
eppykaze
Representing the porcelain fleet
Makerofthingsmasherofstuff
That's from the new series called Upper Deck
FullMetalJackass
THE DREADED UPPER DECKER
PutItInNeutral
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miahtSuperVillain
Poopdeck?
DiabloD3
EricPisch
Slice of lemon
Johnsky
She cannah old it captain, is too much fer'r.
Omnislash9
Cannae*
GravyEducation
K I'm gonna call top comment for today and it's this one
Dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirepus
I ain’t even gone pretend bout no friend. Help please.
TheEleventhHand
How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce unionized. =]
tomtomtomFR
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ZepolTech
I heard a similar joke that was how to tell the difference between a pornstar and a scientist? Ask them to pronounce “analyze”