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Apr 19, 2017 8:40 PM
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noonelooksatthesethingsanyway
Matpat?
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
I used to play the mayonnaise back in high school too.
iOnlyCommentWhenimDrunkorHigh
Let's Go!
seltzerandjin
God, he is EATING that sandwich as hard as he can
catscatsyeahcats
Aaaaaaand this is the school where I received my phd. Feel super smart right about now.
Thephedora
maybe it's just really crunchy and needed to add to the symphony.
forgetti226
/a/gtEuj
tamerantong
For a moment there, you can actually feel the jealousy in the girls eyes next to him
somanywonders987
I'm in college band, and in my experience, we would've been chewed the fuck out, but so many of us do it anyway. We don't get sandwiches tho
ToolBags
That's a spice meatball
hotlanta
It's 3rd quarter - that's marching band meal time.
ScientistInTraining
Never been more proud to be a mountaineer
Icantthinkofanythingsooo
I was just thinking the same thing.
IsaacNewtonDiedAVirgin
Better than him chugging a beer, but would've been funnier for us
Theflakypoopcrustofanadultdiaper
Have played trumpet during a football game. Can confirm this is how we all do.
Rhaiah
Ah yes. Proud of my alma mater.
noonelooksatthesethingsanyway
Matpat?
Trentski
Things you learn at band camp: it's called the patty flapper in cheddar sharp.
SpeedbagNutPunch
Mmm... burger.
StoppingTom
What a beautiful duwang....
BigOrca
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
michonnedisapproves
No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument
LarnRegis
Is that guy to the right having huge front teeth?
Madwolf100
Not gonna lie, I do this
ZaeMillion
You score touchdowns in Football? What team?
cbjfan
WILDCATS
Madwolf100
I was talking about eating a sandwich instead of playing my trumpet
Polaristars
You were eating your trumpet instead of playing your sandwich?
ThatSoundsVerySuggestive
NOOOO! YOU'LL GET IT ALL IN YOUR INSTRUMENT!
upstageshrimp22
Been there done that...if you can't play, look like you are...be uniformed
FreakyStylie
Let's go mountaineers +1,000,000
TheZade
NR97420
Shamelessly stolen from Kirby. I hate Spongebob so much...
Spadey
Actually while we're here I've a question, does it count if they don't touch it on the ground or is it good as long as they're in the zone?
finishedthoseerrands
The ball has to "break the plane" so if you even have a tip of the ball over the goal line it will be counted
TheRicM
It still counts if it touches the ground, although it's pretty dirty to eat a sandwich that touched the ground
KrissyCarter
From WV and was a Marshall university band member so can confirm, ya eat when ya can.
TheNobleDoctor
Ayyye I have friends at Marshall. Go Herd. :)
thatauzzieguy
This is standard practice. They all take turns.
thisisagoldfish
TIL
PoopholeAintALoophole
This one time, at band camp...
paulpounder
Really?
Mihakuu
Yeah. Keeps food pieces from getting into your instrument. Keep form so it's not obvious.
paulpounder
That's awesome
greatdane72
Came here to ask that. Thanks
theredacted
My marching band was 1st half of 3rd quarter is half the band, the other half the other half. Didn't wanna eat before half time
kermie92
I was in Towson's band for a bit before I transferred. Everyone played always. Turns would have been nice, game days were exhausting.
theredacted
I bet, I always went to the bathroom at least. I played alto sax, what about you?
kermie92
Sax here too. In college, Tenor. In HS, conducted, Bari, and Alto.
DieselDublin
I understood the 1st half of the 1st sentence but the 3rd half the other half didn't get what the first quarter meant. I'm hungry
theredacted
So first half of the 3rd quarter. 1 group would go. The 2nd half, the other half would go.
TheGracefulDead
Damn, I wish my band do that.... no breaks all game and no food in uniform
kempper
FUCK THAT
threecheersforsweetrevenge
My highschool band did breaks during third quarter. But we weren't supposed to eat or drink with out coats on.
TheGracefulDead
Our third quarter break was getting to sit down for the first 5 game minutes of the quarter
originalusernamedonotsteal
It sounds like you had a nazi band director as well.
TheGracefulDead
Nah, my high school and college were both that way. Had a great time.