MunchyMcAnus
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Dumped me because she needed space. Found out she was hooking up with him soon after. Been super depressed over losing her and my friend. Just found out she's pregnant and we're all only 19. So relieved it wasn't meant to be and I dodged a bullet. Tl dr: ex is pregnant with ex best friends baby. Super pumped I dodged that bullet
EyeOwnaQH
Be glad she's not 6 months pregnant, then you'd have more issues.
Luthoratemybaby
Just so I'm reading this right, you and your lesbian gf broke up and she started fucking your male friend? Adds another layer. Good on you!
empmeiisbae
are you color blind?
FunAlternativeFact
Hey, better than six months pregnant, amiright?
EvilVicious
congrats on dodging a bullet op, another whore joins the cunt army.
irMuse
I bet you're feeling like Keanu reeves
idontevenknowsillymonkey
We should celebrate by staring at pictures on the Taco Bell website menu.
Tapndarocks
Make sure your math is correct
icer22x
You're on cloud 9 because an irresponsible teenager is about to have an innocent child? Also your post is short as is. No need for TLDR.
bob56PandaWrecker
I know this sounds super cliché, but you have your twenties ahead of you. Yake this opportunity and become BATMAN!
bob56PandaWrecker
*take
Amazingamandaaaaa
Damn @op she was stupid! But you made out better this way. Easier to find out now, than years down the road.
GreenArmySocks
kids
MetaSomma
Fuck em. Not literally, obviously. Just figuratively.
DigitalWaffle
You have no idea how huge of a bullet you dodged!!! :) same happened to me when I was 23.
1Plebian
it takes two people to have unsafe sex
1Plebian
I realize this is not empirically true.
Sionas
How long did you know your best friend? Also what a cunt, and a douchebag
puregravy
And she has herpes. Am I right???
harrySpacePoster
How did you dodge a bullet?
OkButWhyWereTheyFilming
If you're all 19 years old, I wouldn't dwell too long on your romantic interests.
iwilldare
Maybe they'll choose you to be the baby's godfather
sinergy
She tried to save your feelings. Its the best news. She should have just said no chemistry but ehh what you going to do.. Celebrate!
BigMistakeBigHUGE
U def dodged a bullet.Just got back from Iceland & have done so much living I wouldn't do w/ a kid.At least if I have 1 now, I'm CHOOSING it
InCaseOfEmergencyRun
That was so hard to follow
RogueEwok
*Ex-best friend, right?
MunchyMcAnus
Oh yeah. 0 fucks given
zethlington
Was the pregnancy planned? I mean I know they're 19 but there's been worse cases
Cuddl3Bug
"There had to have been at least one" - your ex-best friend probably
Winnerrules
I'm pretty sure that's a dick friend.
IUpvoteForFood
I'm pretty sure you're correcto friendo!
Stockyhome
I'm more than convinced that they're all dicks possibly raise the child together and that's the wayyy the news goes
IUpvoteForFood
I've had an (ex) friend that would hit on every girl I dated. Worst kind of scum I tells you.
aaandtheregoesmysparetime07
HumorLeech
Considering this a dodged bullet kinda confuses me. If you used protection while you're with her, there's no luck involved, just smarts.
infernopg
If she was on the pill and forgot to take it every now and again then for example he dodged a bullet
HumorLeech
Forgetting to take birth control when you're relying on it with no other protection is stupid. You can put in the effort to make 1/2
HumorLeech
Absolutely sure you don't miss a dose. Calendar reminders on your devices, pill cases with helpful labelling, or just developing habits. 2/2
infernopg
As someone with an ex that still managed to forget it a couple of times a year, believe me it is possible. It's stupid, but possible
HumorLeech
I believe that. I guess I've adjusted to my own absent-mindedness in such a way that I'm always careful to set reminders for vital things.
UltimateCumDumpster
You really didn't dodge a bullet. You got cheated on. Pregnancy isn't exactly a punishment.
sbird92
Op dodged a bullet insofar as he split with someone who is willing to cheat, with Op's friend no less.
Itworks10
She didn't cheat ?
sbird92
Didn't she?
Itworks10
She dumped him, then got with the other dude. I get why someone could be angry, but she's good in my book, she did it in the correct order.
beerisgood1
You got the colors backwards.
justleaveittome
Had me so confused. So he wanted to have sex with his friend?!?
EmporerDragon
It's just a subliminal desire to be a baby daddy.
K1ltu
But hey at least he dodged a bullet
bigbrothersbinary
No. Red for rad, blue for bad. Seems correct to me.
ItSkeley
My girlfriend left me for my best friend, isn't that totally rad guys?
bigbrothersbinary
Ohhh... Oops
bigdirtycroissant
I always wondered why it wasn't red and GREEN like a stop light
WackyPaki
We are all colorblind on the cloud 9
MunchyMcAnus
Shit
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Blue is bad, Red is rad.
fingerthattangydonut
this is how i was corrected when i messed it up as well.
macfett
My ex slept with my best friend on the night of our 5 year anniversary, leaving me at home with no car and our almost 1 year old daughter.
TotallyNotTheNSAGuys
You definitely place top 10 in the shitty Olympics dude :(
falseidoladvertisementagency
Did u guys like hate each other for awhile leading up to that or something...? That just doesn't happen usually
macfett
They had had a thing for tech other for years but we're never single at the same time. She decided that no longer mattered. 1
macfett
They ended up getting married and she found out just before the wedding he had a cold from a relationship during their relationship 2
macfett
They are now separated but he does not believe in divorce so they are still married.
ThickTomato
this has been a wild read
MunchyMcAnus
Ok yeah you win man I'm sorry it hurts
AvadonyaTheSilverGrapefruit
Technically he lost (i'm sorry)
macfett
You dodged a bullet, I got hit with it center mass.
Hotbeebop
Why the fuck do people do that.... What's the fucking point of a god damn marriage then(sorry macfett I love you and forgive me)
MrMantastic
My condolences to the baby.
SweetNarNar
shhep
Because parents broke the sacred rule "don't shag your friends' ex" totally means, child's future is fucked, right?
infernopg
No, because they are both fucking 19 and have no careers to speak of and they are stupid enough to not use protection.
yungdude
PoliticsToday
Anecdotal reason explaining why having a child at 19 is a good idea.
HarryHamwallet
your body bounces back from a pregnancy way better at that age, that is about the only good thing i can think of
HarryHamwallet
your body bounces back from a pregnancy way better at that age, that is about the only good thing i can think of
MeowAllTheTime
So good, can be a super young grand parent! And your parents are still young enough to help you with the bb. I wish I did this.
SpecimenSpiff
Okay.
TheYoungGod
Why? 19 is just fine for kids. Most of my friends graduating this term have gfs a few years younger. They've got solid salaries.
infernopg
He said that both are 19.
imjustheretobitchaboutpeople
As a married 19 year old with high income - i am not adult enough for children.
TheYoungGod
But that's just you right? I was working at 14 and by the time I graduated high school I was running my family's business.
imjustheretobitchaboutpeople
I doubt every 19 year old would be mentally mature enough to raise a child most people dont reach full mental maturity until 25~.
imjustheretobitchaboutpeople
What does your situation have to do with having kids and being mentally mature enough to do so? Did you have a kid at 14?
TheYoungGod
There weren't a lot of us, but I knew some super responsible 19 year olds.