I'm on cloud 9 right now

Mar 21, 2017 4:42 AM

MunchyMcAnus

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Dumped me because she needed space. Found out she was hooking up with him soon after. Been super depressed over losing her and my friend. Just found out she's pregnant and we're all only 19. So relieved it wasn't meant to be and I dodged a bullet. Tl dr: ex is pregnant with ex best friends baby. Super pumped I dodged that bullet

Be glad she's not 6 months pregnant, then you'd have more issues.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Just so I'm reading this right, you and your lesbian gf broke up and she started fucking your male friend? Adds another layer. Good on you!

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

are you color blind?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Hey, better than six months pregnant, amiright?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

congrats on dodging a bullet op, another whore joins the cunt army.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I bet you're feeling like Keanu reeves

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We should celebrate by staring at pictures on the Taco Bell website menu.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Make sure your math is correct

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're on cloud 9 because an irresponsible teenager is about to have an innocent child? Also your post is short as is. No need for TLDR.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I know this sounds super cliché, but you have your twenties ahead of you. Yake this opportunity and become BATMAN!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*take

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn @op she was stupid! But you made out better this way. Easier to find out now, than years down the road.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

kids

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Fuck em. Not literally, obviously. Just figuratively.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You have no idea how huge of a bullet you dodged!!! :) same happened to me when I was 23.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

it takes two people to have unsafe sex

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I realize this is not empirically true.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How long did you know your best friend? Also what a cunt, and a douchebag

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

And she has herpes. Am I right???

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

How did you dodge a bullet?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

If you're all 19 years old, I wouldn't dwell too long on your romantic interests.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe they'll choose you to be the baby's godfather

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

She tried to save your feelings. Its the best news. She should have just said no chemistry but ehh what you going to do.. Celebrate!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

U def dodged a bullet.Just got back from Iceland & have done so much living I wouldn't do w/ a kid.At least if I have 1 now, I'm CHOOSING it

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That was so hard to follow

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*Ex-best friend, right?

9 years ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 1

Oh yeah. 0 fucks given

9 years ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 1

Was the pregnancy planned? I mean I know they're 19 but there's been worse cases

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

"There had to have been at least one" - your ex-best friend probably

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure that's a dick friend.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I'm pretty sure you're correcto friendo!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm more than convinced that they're all dicks possibly raise the child together and that's the wayyy the news goes

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've had an (ex) friend that would hit on every girl I dated. Worst kind of scum I tells you.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Considering this a dodged bullet kinda confuses me. If you used protection while you're with her, there's no luck involved, just smarts.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

If she was on the pill and forgot to take it every now and again then for example he dodged a bullet

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Forgetting to take birth control when you're relying on it with no other protection is stupid. You can put in the effort to make 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Absolutely sure you don't miss a dose. Calendar reminders on your devices, pill cases with helpful labelling, or just developing habits. 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

As someone with an ex that still managed to forget it a couple of times a year, believe me it is possible. It's stupid, but possible

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I believe that. I guess I've adjusted to my own absent-mindedness in such a way that I'm always careful to set reminders for vital things.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You really didn't dodge a bullet. You got cheated on. Pregnancy isn't exactly a punishment.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 7

Op dodged a bullet insofar as he split with someone who is willing to cheat, with Op's friend no less.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

She didn't cheat ?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Didn't she?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

She dumped him, then got with the other dude. I get why someone could be angry, but she's good in my book, she did it in the correct order.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You got the colors backwards.

9 years ago | Likes 669 Dislikes 6

Had me so confused. So he wanted to have sex with his friend?!?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's just a subliminal desire to be a baby daddy.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But hey at least he dodged a bullet

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No. Red for rad, blue for bad. Seems correct to me.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

My girlfriend left me for my best friend, isn't that totally rad guys?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ohhh... Oops

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I always wondered why it wasn't red and GREEN like a stop light

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We are all colorblind on the cloud 9

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Shit

9 years ago | Likes 275 Dislikes 1

Blue is bad, Red is rad.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

this is how i was corrected when i messed it up as well.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My ex slept with my best friend on the night of our 5 year anniversary, leaving me at home with no car and our almost 1 year old daughter.

9 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 1

You definitely place top 10 in the shitty Olympics dude :(

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Did u guys like hate each other for awhile leading up to that or something...? That just doesn't happen usually

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

They had had a thing for tech other for years but we're never single at the same time. She decided that no longer mattered. 1

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They ended up getting married and she found out just before the wedding he had a cold from a relationship during their relationship 2

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They are now separated but he does not believe in divorce so they are still married.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

this has been a wild read

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok yeah you win man I'm sorry it hurts

9 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

Technically he lost (i'm sorry)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You dodged a bullet, I got hit with it center mass.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Why the fuck do people do that.... What's the fucking point of a god damn marriage then(sorry macfett I love you and forgive me)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My condolences to the baby.

9 years ago | Likes 209 Dislikes 2

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Because parents broke the sacred rule "don't shag your friends' ex" totally means, child's future is fucked, right?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 11

No, because they are both fucking 19 and have no careers to speak of and they are stupid enough to not use protection.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Anecdotal reason explaining why having a child at 19 is a good idea.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

your body bounces back from a pregnancy way better at that age, that is about the only good thing i can think of

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

your body bounces back from a pregnancy way better at that age, that is about the only good thing i can think of

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So good, can be a super young grand parent! And your parents are still young enough to help you with the bb. I wish I did this.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Okay.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Why? 19 is just fine for kids. Most of my friends graduating this term have gfs a few years younger. They've got solid salaries.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 16

He said that both are 19.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

As a married 19 year old with high income - i am not adult enough for children.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

But that's just you right? I was working at 14 and by the time I graduated high school I was running my family's business.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I doubt every 19 year old would be mentally mature enough to raise a child most people dont reach full mental maturity until 25~.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What does your situation have to do with having kids and being mentally mature enough to do so? Did you have a kid at 14?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There weren't a lot of us, but I knew some super responsible 19 year olds.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0