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Sep 22, 2014 11:47 AM
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thiscannotpossiblygowrong
Someone actually hates Canada? Damn isn't that the number 1 sign you're the bad guys?
ChronosMorpheus
Let them come to Canada, Winter is coming and it's full or terrors.. Wait..
jarrenthebaron
Oh hell no. You can fuck with us Americans all you want but you DO NOT mess with Canada. America! TO ARMS
jackbos
Last time someone fucked with Canada, the Canadians stormed Juno beach.
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jackbos
-1 for being identical to an already-existing reply from 6 hours earlier.
OptimashPrime
"The Terrorists have the puck!"
meowmers33
ha took me a while...
OptimashPrime
To be fair, I didn't really expect anyone to get it right off the bat.
NormalNorman
Daemons run when a good man goes to war. (The good man is Canada)
MisleadingTLDRbutnotentirelywrongeither
U.S and Canada are North America bro's. That ain't such a good idea.
RecentlyReaped
That's a brilliant idea. Threaten Canada just as the NHL Hockey season is about to begin. Interupting that won't piss anyone off here.
Gifwrapped
They've said the same to Australia, which only goes to show they have no sense of self preservation.
azureraptor
C-5 full of the Dropbear Corp...
UnlikelyMotivation
As a Canadian, you really don't want to piss me off right now.
IveBeenFramed
Canada is the epitome of "Speak softly, carry a big stick". 10/10 would not fuck with
OrangesAreVile
Feel so patriotic reading these comments, Don't fuck with Canada.
omarflyjoemacky
If only I had more votes to give. +1
Rhannock
Same here brother, even more as a french quebeker who loves my country. We have never been scared of a fight, bring it on!
cagedgreat
We are nice. We are polite. We are kind. That is until you mess with us, for we are savage and merciless when called upon.
INeedMoreGifMeMoreJustOneMore
They'll send Scott to IS, cause he's a dick.
KyleWStacey
And ugly Bob
LessThanHumbleScott
:/
INeedMoreGifMeMoreJustOneMore
ugh, here he is, what a dick that Scott!
HotelFourSix
Sorry, Scott.
VforVagina
Knock knock, who's there, FUCK OFF
KyleWStacey
Easy there Rick! Have some smokes
Moirawr
*FECK OOF
RoseanneRosannadanna
TAKE OFF HOSERS
Forester45
Like they think Canada doesn't have an army that will fuck them up.
commanderding
we might be the nicest people around, but the germans can testify to who were the original stormtroopers..
ydgaf
wrong, our shots hit what we aim at...
TheKingofTheAsshats
Pretty sure Canadians have never lost a war so bring it the fuck on
FreshCaviar
Largest French population to never surrender to Germany and largest English population to never surrender to anyone ever.
wrestlewolf
Always upvote Steven Abootman.
GunTotingRedneck
"We're setting you adrift, idiots."
Enderstotle
You shall be our new foreign minister
jackthezipper
We're gonna shove hockey sticks up your asses, put you on a barbecue spit and let Rob Ford eat you for lunch.
tsumikiri
sorry. not sorry.
RoseanneRosannadanna
But can we tie them to a tree and let a bull moose go at them first?
GeoTeacher
Read as "Let Rob Ford eat your lunch."
ThePinkHolySmoke
+1 for making this image even better
camtheman92
Canada better have a Canadian Texas
lifeisadadjoke
That's our secret. The whole country is always ready to go a little 'Texas' if need be.
WhoWantsAMustacheRide
We also have a French Texas: Rural Quebec.
LostPuppy
We do. It's called Alberta.
Rhoojahaha
And then there's Newfoundland...
KyIr
Our two Texas kinda hate each other but give 'em a common enemy and all hell breaks loose.
Rhannock
Pretty accurate from a french quebeker point of vue. But I love my country :)
KyIr
Don't get me wrong, Canada's epic... its just that Alberta and Quebec... not the best love story XD
Rhannock
Well of course, Frenchman and English loyalist.... But we make it work :)
motorsteak
I could see Canada not saying sorry to isis
RodTungsten
We're not their friend, guy....
Theguybehindthecurtain
Nope. We only say sorry when we're bored.
hetnkik
"Canada would like to say sorry to ISIS... SORRY YOU'RE A BUNCH OF PUSSIES!"
Enderstotle
I like it. I will suggest it to our Prime Minister Mr. Steven Abootman
PurpleThomas
Ew, don't demean yourself by talking to Harper.
MrBoomstik
Whoa there, buddy! Let's not get carried away, eh?
SilentHowling
Sorry, we're not sorry - Canada
FatElvisWasBest
Canada's all like, "We're not really happy aboot all of the negativity you guys are spreading. Come snowboarding and show some chill, ayyy."
TwinMonkeys
I can see more. Let's not forget that Canada kinda whooped my country in 1812. Then they went to war independently in WWII.
GermanCanuck
God damn right, but we still love you Merica.
EddieMcfork
Is that even possible?
knicktard
Enderstotle
HEY, WE CANADIANS CAN BE SARCASTIC!! (sorry for the all-caps) See?
Thelimomon
So, if this is sarcastic, you say that canadians can't be sarcastic, that means that your comment isn't sarcastic, (1/∞)
Enderstotle
Dude, so meta *confused keanu face*
Thelimomon
that means that canadians can be sarcastic, that means your comment could be sarcastic, but if it isn't, (2/∞)
Thelimomon
the "See?" part doesn't make sense, that means your comment is sarcastic, that means you say that canadians can't be sarcastic (3/∞)
Thelimomon
that means that your comment isn't sarcastic, (4/∞)
rexmorgan
As a Canadian, we'd apologize for the mess after ending every life of ISIS members with maple syrup and large splitting axes.
PolkaDottedSheep
Yeah. Fuck them. We got hunters and open wilderness. Good luck.
RoseanneRosannadanna
Never felt safer married to a hunter.
UnpopularOpinionPuffinPersonified
Yeah, an armed citizenry is more protection against terrorists than a standing army.
PolkaDottedSheep
I meant more like 'IF they got past the obvious roadblocks aka military, etc.' They would still be fucked.
UnpopularOpinionPuffinPersonified
I'm agreeing with you. Terrorists can easily slip past an army undetected. The people should be able to defend themselves.
PolkaDottedSheep
Oops. Sorry, read that as sarcasm. Apologies.
BeerIsProofThatGodLovesUsAndWantsUsToBeHappy
Yeah, go fuck with the people who invented hockey. They carry sticks, wear shoes with blades, and like to fight. Enjoy.
RoseanneRosannadanna
"Shoes with blades"'. For reals though, I've see a kids forearm split open like a banana after being kicked during a game. Accidentally.
MalaysianFlightPlanner
I'm too lazy to find it, but there's a video of a guy accidentally getting his throat slit open by skates at a hockey game. They scare me.
Housemaster
By far one of the scariest sport injuries I've seen... the ice was drenched in blood. Luckily the goalie lived.
BagOfHangers
Sauce: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9VoI9O-Vb4
BeerIsProofThatGodLovesUsAndWantsUsToBeHappy
Yeah, that guy had his jugular sliced open by a skate. Survived because he stuck his fingers in the cut.
ExconHD
I believe the coach for the team was a medic in Vietnam or something crazy and knew what to do
MyNameIsWall
Don't worry, Your neighbors to the south are ready to help. Not that you need it, but because Texas wants outside again.
bernatchezloveslamp
http://youtu.be/BQFe4LddqVU About the 20 sec mark...I feel this how the whole world views Americans, and how Americans view Texans
MyNameIsWall
Ya know, it's this weird mark where it's not true.... but it's also not false.
REREDACTED
Why Canadians in particular?
bibiyade
Not only, France too! You are not alone :)
carewyllie
I think it's because Canada is starting to revoke passports from those who have joined ISIS.
fauxglove
Because their women show too much ankle and their men refuse to stone them to death for it. Such an affront to Allah must be punished.
ThatsMySecretCapImAlwaysHorny
Because there's not enough countries lining up to bomb the fuck out of them apparently (IS, not Canada).
JonathanCrane
yeah dude, what did we do?
gingersnap1316
Cape Codder here... we recently had 3 afghan officers go missing from a base on Cape and they were found up near the Canadian border...
tankrat
cause in Canada+ you leave your front door unlocked
NyanNyanCake
not just canadians, Aussies, US, France, and "Europe" apparently. Also ISIS says the french are "spiteful and filthy"
batarnak
Yeah well, the French fart in their general direction.
ZoidbergIsGreat
"Now go away or I will taunt you a second time!"
kileelee
They blow their nose at them
sevenonesicks
Pretty much any "white" country.
HUGEMELONS
It's not just "white" countries they've made the same threat against Egypt
SSColonelHansLanda
and Saudi Arabia
pokeherface
They're not wrong...
Tom4te
Sooo is this you supporting ISIS and it's actions in general, or just some cheap french-bashing ?
pokeherface
Strictly french bashing
REREDACTED
Well they got something right...
andrios
You get a long sigh out of me. +1
Tom4te
Well... Fuck you ?
HailSatinDarkClothMaster
Finding commonality in a dark place... fuck the french. JK, just the women for me
MutinusTitinus
Attacking Canada is one step too far.
RantingOne
Our geese will protect us.
paisleyschmaisley
I quite literally laughed out loud. Thank you!
Rhase
We have your geese in NY too.... they don't fuck around when it comes to being assholes lol. :|
zing000
top....comment
RoseanneRosannadanna
Could you imagine though. Drop goose feed from planes all over the country, then watch them try to duck the dive-bombs and ground attacks.
MalaysianFlightPlanner
Honestly, ten Canadian geese would end ISIS forever. Those fuckers be scary.
genrecomme
If they do it in a few months, Canada will become invicible. You know, cuz snow and shit.
thelittletrainthatcanteven
We don't like to fight, but when we have to we'll punch first, and punch fucking hard.
Housemaster
They're only polite because they have a output for stress (hockey). If you upset that country you're not going to have a good time.
SihayaOfTheAllPowerfulMeh
I think the world would be mad if they attacked Canada. It's like a bully who kicks a puppy. Nobody's putting up with that shit.
Toppre
You mean a little shit that thinks he's tough kicking a nice guy that has a mean big brother and will still beat the shit out of you anyways
Th3BadWolf
And by mean brother you mean those insane and crazy french Quebeckers right?
InvadingYourSpaces
A puppy with very small, but /very/ sharp teeth.
KyIr
A little puppy that bites...
JonathanCrane
a puppy that bites really fuckin hard... don't mess with us
notreallyanexpert
Canada is like the US's fun uncle. You don't fuck with our fun uncle.
butayarbamg
I am immigrant Muslim and I will fight for Canada. If you hate Canada, then there is no love for anything left in you anymore.
hadoeken
To play devil's advocate, likely the only reason they hate Canada is for their support of the US. That being said, let's kill some Islamists
SpaceCommunist
As an American, I love Canada like it's a dorky younger brother.
SpillzeePhilzee
You hit the nail right on the head. +1
squip
As a Canadian, I'll be right there fighting with you. +1
humbook
I'll join the army of Muslims for Canada!
kingbhudo
Brit raised in Canada here, how could anybody not love those wonderful Canucks?
Daevin
As a Canadian, thank you. I'm glad we've had such a positive impact on you that you would help defend us :)
FlawlessJustice
Well he seems to be part of that "us" actually
SheepSyndrome
Exactly!
coanarcanius
Here's a hockey stick, have at 'er boy!
bobbi21
Canadians stand as one! We are Canadian! (except for Molson sadly...)
StarrryNight
I'm a Scottish Atheist and I will fight for Canada! Canada is love!
Rhoojahaha
It's because Canada is beginning to revoke the passports of citizens who have joined ISIS.
wolfpreist
I'm a US Citizen, about as far away from Canada as you can get with sailing to Hawaii, and I say GOOD.
xxcarlodiaboloxx
I wish Britain had the balls to do the same. We're getting shown up by these jebronies.
MrPredator
A radicalized Canadian that joins ISIS. I just... I'll be in the chamber of understanding.
StrangeSavant
Well obviously.
DVSBSTrD
Well then why don't ISIS just revoke passports of citizens who join Canada? Oh right, they MURDER anyone who doesn't support Jihad.
LimuLimvy
They are lucky they don't get slaughtered. Anyone who agrees with the views and practices of ISIS deserves to be murdered. I don't apologize
Lambpasty
They should be deporting and/or shooting them dead.
BrianDoheny
I mean... that makes sense. Everyone should do that.
MaiLola
As a Canadian. Finally something right the government is doing.
eronth
Wait... people in canada that joined ISIS?
TitanRoarz
Its horrible. I was born in Canada, raised Canadian, but since I am first generation, I am now considered a "second class citizen"
Smarbury92
I mean, that's a pretty rational response...
smaug777000
"I'm sorry, but we don't think you're Canadian anymore. Have a nice day." - Canada's response
UsePNGnotJPEG
"If you want to come back you can, but you'll be spending most of your time in this locked room."
Catumi
"...Until we execute you for treason. "
UsePNGnotJPEG
Canada doesn't execute.
huanthewolfhound
If the US started doing that there would be outcry from someone.
angelmercury
The US is pretty good at suspecting everyone and lumping in innocents with the guilty... :/
Socklips1
Exactly this. Everyone else can do it, its fine. The U.S. implements this and it'll spur a racial profiling outcry from everyone else..
PlunderingAndPillagesMakesNiceVillages
well yeah to me it seems like a reasonable decision
MetaphoricalFox
attacking Canada surely is going to make them change that decision...
shhhgraboids
Fucking right we have. Ohhhhh canadaaaa
ihavenocloo
Why the hay wouldn't they?!!!
StevieRayVaughan
hay yay :D
agreyworld
They don't want people to do the same when it's a disadvantage to them (eg when trying to ship off criminals to their country or origin)
CountVorkosigan
We don't do it in the US because we don't grant passports to Muslims in the first place.
PamelaSplooshPoovey
As if we needed another reason to like Canada. Seriously, good move guys.
WarpHype
Yay Canada! Being awesome since... the year Canada started... 1867!
Rhoojahaha
http://rt.com/news/189404-canada-isis-terrorists-passports/
Moose11010
I say let them come. IN THE NAME OF THE MOTHER MAPLE TREE, WE WILL PREVAIL.
Iamyourcaptainnow
No place for not so nice people in nice Canada. I approve.
ragekritz
The idea that people are going to join the ISIS is one of the most disturbing and horrifying things in the world right now.
sluisbang
fuck em
Jookzie
Thank fuck, could every country please do this.
thewildplum
Yeah, the nerve of us eh?? It's as if we don't want crazy terrorists living here AND killing our citizens.
TheSaucyCrumpet
Cameron is trying to get it through here in the UK as well.
themrJRF
As well they should.
khula
in sweden you would be called a racist for even suggesting doing such a horrible thing to the mighty jihadists
justasomeone
enjoy that bite in the ass while your police run their horses over peaceful protesters. come on really step it up, we look up to you guys!
HeWhoPours
Can someone explain why Muslims in the west would ever consider joining these fucknuts?
smoothyking
might have something to do with the discrimination they suffer in post 911 west
Moirawr
Like every cult, they target children, mentally unstable, and the disenfranchised/poor. "Join us to fight whatever thing you blame"
smoothyking
might have something to do with the discrimination they suffer in post 911 west
apolloin
Oh yeah. Canada is the King of Discrimination.
pronacc
Doesn't mean it doesn't happen.
SirPloper
The same kind of stuff is going on here in Australia as well. Screw isis
xDownSetx
Not sorry.
magisch
I don't think revoking passports is enough for that sort of offence.
likethekeyonthekeyboard
A passport is a privilege, not a right. You don't have to have one.
theshoeminator
I'm ashamed that the US, UK, nor the other Western countries haven't implemented this already. WTF would you let them come back?
justasomeone
the UK does this. automatic jail... welcome back, see ya!
angelmercury
Pretty sure if the US suspects you they'd like you to try to come back so they can grab you on the way in...
frodoandmangos
Australia is implementing a similar act right now
Dezymandus
And we're also getting the whole "we're going to murder you" message as well
theshoeminator
'Bout damned time! They should have done it after that guy took his brother's passport & he his family joined up with IS.
MrPowerMetaller
The UK'S largest cities are mainly made up of Muslims/Arabs. There will be massive controversy, etc.
theshoeminator
Yes, but that is no excuse. You don't get to shit on the doorstep of the country who took you in and expect to be allowed to return.
MrPowerMetaller
That's pride and vanity talking. If such a thing got carried out in the UK, riots, murders and other horrible things'd happen.
wolfshades
I couldn't be more proud of my country for that.
Brodor
And together we shall remind them that they are not our pals, guy
cplchuck
Wait... people who have joined ISIS didn't see that coming?
IrishWhiskey
Here in Germany as well. Today they arrested 2 of those fuckers who came back!
thewildplum
YAY! It's almost funny - I mean, imagine leaving Canada or Germany for the smelly poverty
Enderstotle
Good. Fuck those traitors.
whitter86
FOR REALIO YO
Hobbityone
Although I agree with the sentiment. I feel a case needs to be made as to why people join such abhorrent groups.
RonSwansonIsMyHomeboy
Damn straight
RoryShade
Well, they are guilty of High Treason against the Crown. If they were still in Canada, they would probably be tried and punished severely.
NewUsernameAlreadyTaken
I concur
PiiCii
But use a condom so you don't get traitor babies or catch the traitordisease.
Enderstotle
Hard to do that in the position I'm thinking of
zackofspades
Amen. That is good state work there, keep it up Canada!
Enderstotle
You got it buddy
Greeneyeddevil
The BF and I feel this way about the Brits who went to join. Assholes.
Zephyrias
Agreed. IMO, supporting/joining a terrorist organization should have bigger consequences than just a revoked passport...
VrryBurntpork
Make them hockey goalies.
batarnak
Yeah, but it does put a crimp in their ability to travel once they're overseas.
Kinderschlager
execution for treason comes to mind
blasron
the last year that execution was apply in canada was1999 for the millitary.It was for treason wich is rare but we catch one once in a while
molestmymonkey
I'm pretty sure if they were still actually in Canada, there would be.
kessle
Can't be much bigger than being blown to smithereens in an airstrike.
eugenejudo
Well it is pretty much an act of treason, which is I believe one of the highest offences you can commit
icanmakeayomamajokeoutofanything
Joining ISIS is not an act of treason. Joining ISIS and then attacking your home country is treason. That said, Fuck ISIS.
ThomasThundersword
depends on the country. by the strictest definition of us law joining them, or doing anything to “aid or comfort” them is enough*
Himser
Its without due process of law.. its a Very bad precedent. Not good for democracy. or civil liberties.
Enderstotle
Yeah.... you're right. Not gonna delete my above comment... but you're right.
Raithul
This. When the government can revoke citizenship because you join a cause they don't like, something is badly wrong.
Raithul
I don't mean to say I support ISIS, obviously, but punish them for crimes they commit, not just joining ISIS.
Iaintnosparticus
It's not so good. My mom's a muslim, and my sister was stopped for 7 hours at the border for association. :/
makemepancakes
It's a little scary. My muslim friend has been detained and rejected from entering America numerous times. This stuff happens to innocents.
BaxtersSoup
Thats too bad. But given the hostile climate its just one of those unfortunate circumstances :/
Iaintnosparticus
What hostile climate? The average Muslim in America (or Canada) isn't some extremist bigot. It's the same as what happened after 911.
BaxtersSoup
I live in Europe. The ratio of extremists to moderates is a little higher in England, France and Spain.
Enderstotle
Really? That sucks. We can't start witch hunting. I know some incredibly peaceful Muslims.
theinternetisascaryplace
(1) Being overly careful protects the people who are innocent and pulled aside as well. Its a scary and shitty reality. I really wish there
theinternetisascaryplace
(2) was a better way than even a single innocent getting questioned for hours but there just isn't without telepathy.
PhuckStix
as a canadian. im not sorry.
Brocksolid
Gold.
TravDrinksBeer
That's a cold-ass honkey
thatsnothowyouspellmyname
Dayum
thraxFX
This has GOT to be a sign of the apocalypse.
asteconn
o.o Oh shit, Canada is starting to actually get mad.
KyleWStacey
Hockey season is starting. Its been a long summer
CanadianEngineer
Watch out guys, we have a bad track record when we get pissed off
althanan
Last time that happened, y'all burned down the White House...
asteconn
I'm fine with it, I'm British, and ergo not immediately next to your wrath.
Silenceisbliss
Never piss of a Canadian. The nicer they are, the more devastating the wrath.