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How to respond to guys asking for nudes
Everyone wants to be held
Drama with no benefits
He took her words too seriously!
Lighting is important
Hoe is a hoe no matter what!
This never gets old, nor can be beaten!
Sleepy Cat Tax
ICommentBecauseICare
Dumps get to the front page. I'm just here to remind myself of the fact I'm too lazy to make anything dump worthy apart from poop
ottotravel
"Wer guna get the zambies corl" Hadn''t seen that one, actually laughed.
notjeffsomethingfunny
I seriously stared at the Asian girl next to Asian Bruce Willis looking for a resemblance until I realized that wasn't Real Bruce.
orangatuan
#1
FruitsmakemeToots
We need to remove your brain Coooooraaaal.
Adaaayyym
just4thelolz
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. I saw a duck and have taken up pursuit. We apologize for any delay.
insanity89
that last one is gold haha
ZoeyDate
I yawned
IllegalDuckling
#41
WallaWallaWashington
#1 Dick don't care
AndGeo
#1 Flat is justice.
Xenarion
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/021/113/Screenshot_237.png
jumbosmooth
Is that Katy Perry in there pj's?
rudejohn
Oh goodness, I thought it was Miley Cyrus.
lurksohardmotherfuckerswannafindme
Yup, it's from the livestream that she did. Source: I worked that chaos
lostnortherner
This is a work stories post waiting to happen!
lurksohardmotherfuckerswannafindme
honestly due to the NDA i signed, I wouldn't really be able to say much.
lostnortherner
That's a shame, but understandable. I hope you were paid well!
FreakierChicken
Whaaaaaaat they talked about that on NPR today lol
AlwaysTrustTheManInABigWhiteVan
[ ] Funny [x] Random [ ] Meme [x] Dump
OliverMcDairyQueen
#9 Aaoohh Bwuce Rirris
mfawkes
Whylin.
igreatlydislikechickens
Tyrannotron
I thought the towel in #18 was a pile of cheese poofs, as I have the soul of a fatass, apparently.
ChadleySmiles
Haha. Damn me too.
theshinobi23
Didn't realize it was a towel until I read your comment
idontlikecricket
It....it isnt?
ellisDtripp25
Oh now I see a towel
MisterDildy
Wait theyre not cheese floofs?
midsummer1942
I did too & I feel like I was baited by a picture above it or something XD
SoraD98
I'm glad I wasn't alone
PaperFl0wers
... you're not alone. I thought that, too -_-
Tyrannotron
Hello, fellow person with a fatass' soul.
ItsABeardedDragonThingYouWouldntUnderstand
Greetings my fat souls!
NoWisdomWithoutRegret
Chiming in as yet another fatass.
KaitlynTheSeaDragon
Fatasses unite!
TheHoleStretcher3000
Yeah I was so focused on the boobs.
SubZole
What towel?
AintNoThangBangARang
#7 In the animal justice system, bean bag based offenses are considered especially heinous...
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
daaaayummmm punish my ASS
ZoeyDate
I so want spanking to be a punishment again. Last time I stole something it was... so.
thisisnttuna
fuck yea
Axewhipe
http://imgur.com/i6FAqM6
ABillionDucks
Buncha thirsty hoes.
DefinetlyNotARussianSpy
LittleKnownOne
Only if you are built like they are, which I doubt, liar!
ryanjoseph666
http://imgur.com/cmDuckN
KaitlynTheSeaDragon
Would not mind being in either persons' position
TheBigCringe22
Honestly I laid on my recent ex like that for the first time, the caption is too true, unfortunately that relationship didn't last 8(
ryanjoseph666
http://imgur.com/sCshJhG
corneliusfudge
Hope you're okay! I'm exactly the same way. :(
TheBigCringe22
Meh I'm over it, women come and go
LittleKnownOne
Yeah, they make the rounds between 3-5 guys a week now.
ryanjoseph666
http://imgur.com/NICPTF6
EminentLine
Pssh, yeah I've got girlfriend... We have great fuck all the time.
ryanjoseph666
Congrats on the great fuck
onfleekflannelsrule
All these memes
RealBlitzComet
#1 made me think of the line "how you gonna breastfeed me ma, you ain't got no tits!" From 'My Name Is' then I saw #5
stabbert3
whylin the stall
introvertrabbit
Medu Vada with sambhar and chutney is the shit. If Indian prisons served food that looked like that it'd be considered luxury.
MephitmpH
I'm bringing poop shoes to work. Best idea ever
celestedrake
...I do not really get it. What is their purpose?
samsonguy920
Shoes you feel comfy pooping in, and nobody knows you have. They won't know it is you in the stall, therefore not bugging you.
MephitmpH
I'm a night floor nurse. I cant shit in peace w/o someone coming to find me. Poop shoes would help me have that 5m dump undisturbed...
Rhalph
Apparently there are still people who are ashamed to take a shit.
celestedrake
...I forgot for a bit that males can actually tell if someone is going to the bathroom for that. I don't get why it would be shameful, (1)
celestedrake
but I guess people can be weird about bodily functions. (2)
LOLcatMonster
#1
M3M0W
i love this gif so much. i will always laugh
iamkarlpilkington
Any Aussies think this looks like Trent Cotchin?
godamnit
Why is Andrew Garfield trolling?
heysupbrent
He probably stopped at the straps bc he didn't know how to unhook them that way around.
viila
Jokes on him, I'm bi... Keep going... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ManOfIce
;)
OneIsGladToBeOfService
If anyone wants to know, the guys name is Drew Malino. He does YouTube.
APieceOfFuckingShit
.
NeonArlecchino
I always thought it was Grant Gustin...
inmat
how... old is he
inmat
nevermind, he's 23.
MoMo36
I wanted to know! Thank you!
OneIsGladToBeOfService
LordStarkillerHimself
Cool beans
PhilTheGoron
solaruin
.
OneIsGladToBeOfService
PhilTheGoron
empmeiisbae
damn that jessica alba pic tho...
YouSuckHahaImJustKiddingYoureAlright
Monica! I was hoping I wasnt the only one stuck on that pic
yeldarb92
That is a McDonald's drive thru window not a taco Bell. Source: I'm fat
BasicallyJesus69
#23
stormegedendarklordofall
yougotyourchocolateinmypeanutbutter
Omg thank you I'm lazy
VeryBoredWithLife
Doing Jesus's work. Username checks out.
Boondangle40
I didn't get #23 til your fatass explained it. Source: I'm an idiot
yeldarb92
Hey now my ass isn't that big
Digssweet177
And Taco Bell doesn't have those yellow wrappers anymore. We have the white ones now.
whatdoyouknowaboutthesechips
samendlessJardine
About it being a McDonald's or being fat?
yeldarb92
Both bro
Hydrophobik
Yes.
ihavealteredmyusernameagainprayidontalteritanyfurther
I don't know about this source... are you so fat you haven't seen your genitals in years, or are you just chubby with low self image?
yeldarb92
I can see my peepee when it's the big peepee
Samsquantch82
FatForYou
Well I guess I'm not needed here.
yeldarb92
I guess not
LittleKnownOne
And there is no sour cream on the wrapper.
Samsquantch82
The Ronald McDonald House collection bin gives it away.
yeldarb92
Exactly
PunjabiMacgyver
Guys, he submitted evidence. We have to believe him.
EvilDeadTed
#1 Ladies, even if you're as flat as a board, we still want to see them. Be proud of your titties!
IndyAndyJones
*Especially if
TachyonCode
Plenty of ladies would like to see them, too. Source: my wife.
MerToo
i bet she has sweet tits
worgenboy
https://youtu.be/uPLtqT2_PQo
DickMercenary
Titties and beer..
viila
Tiny titties are best titties.
Jackk92
All titties are the best titties
MeinCovfefe
Indeed...
Alighierian
except the monster truck-sized front yard. Those can be plain gross.
Ghostduckie
Not all of them.
TwoPumpTrump
Since when did "nudes" specify tits only? I wanna see some flaps.
Mercenarity
#4 Only 8? Add cluck, puck, schmuck, shuck, struck, and suck off the top of my head.
viila
Suck off the top of your head?
Mercenarity
I love that you got that.
Magicflutefreddie
yeah , but you are most likely older than a second or third grader. :)
rudejohn
pluck truck cuck (hehe)
Sweeetbabyjames
Baruce Wirris
TachyonCode
BURUSU UIRIS!
SwaghettiYologneseWithMemeballs
Uirisu*
hammersquirrel
-san
MyDragonHeartedSpirit
-chan
TheDrunkenShinobi
Came here for this!
mellino19
Bluce wirris
CommanderWilliamTRiker
Come out to coast, have few raffs
SuspiciousCharacter
F word
ITSDOWNTONABBEYNOTDOWNTONBABBY
Bah!
just4thelolz
There will come a time when people won't remember what the "F" stood for.
CrantoPSS
TachyonCode
By anime laws I can summon a horde of randy catgirls and command them to fuck people to death. So let's not go by anime laws.
MyDragonHeartedSpirit
No, let's >_>
TachyonCode
Oh, fine. Let me go get started on the blood sacrifice.
CrantoPSS
Don't threaten me with a good time.