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My boyfriend is going to school to become an Aviation mechanic and it's constant war between the second year students and the first year students.
Repost cause y'all hated my original sarcasm ????????
austindavidg
I am Butt teeth. AMA
IamBitchTits
I can confirm this is in fact butt teeth himself
BoxWrangler
How is it that the very top comment isn’t somehow about Butt Teeth?
buf0rd88
Please tell us the story behind the nickname "Butt Teeth"
doihearanamen
Butt teeth?
Ninalaroo
Butt teeth and bitch tits. A match made in heaven.
TachyonCode
Imagine the hanky-panky.
IamBitchTits
IamBitchTits
The real butt teeth has arrived
IamBitchTits
It's not much of a story , there's a YouTube vid of uncle asking his nephew to tell him all the bad words he knows . 1/2
IamBitchTits
The words are just combinations of the word "butt" and other body parts. Butt teeth was the best one.
oyoumademedoit
Now I wanna hear the sarcasm
CryptoCrysis
At this rate, small yield nukes should be making an appearance next week.
callingalljanmichaelvincents
I like that the contacts name is butt teeth. It also raises a few questions
ChristianCh1
Hope they had a good altitude about it afterward. But honestly, I think it must have flown over their heads when they first saw it.
MakeMostViralGreatAgain
Those ailerons aren't rigged up quite right.
turianfleet
Hah, they aren't rigged at al
OddlyPacific
Good observation but they may be flaperons in take-off position.
CaptainWolfsburg
Good on your boyfriend. Lord knows those avaiton's need maintenance from time to time.
IamBitchTits
Avaitons as all types of aircraft . Helicopters , jet engines , prop planes , sail planes , red planes , blue planes
thatwoodguy
You know what would REALLY cheese them off? An airplane in the pool, cause you'll need a crane to get it out.
proileri
This kind of thing is what eventually led us to have B-2 bombers.
cashew3655
Why is your boyfriend in your phone as butt teeth?
Bahablue
Engineering students, being able to bullshit a 15 page essay in 1 day, and assemble an entire plane in a classroom +1.
OtterlyMagnificent
Also Engineering Students: Why did a robot just order 5 cheeseburgers and pay cash? Because we're too lazy to use the elevator ourselves
X3NOMORPH
A revenge well planned
weaselcharlie
More interested in the story behind the nickname “Butt Teeth”
CodyPlummer
I just want to know why/how he got the name butt teeth.
CorstianBoerman
The real prank is that the flight controls are not connected :)
vous404
I just graduated from aviation institute of maintenance and now just studying for my o&p :o its on the 29th of december! Way to end a year
HotToTheDogs
So I went to school to become an aviation mechanic too, we never did this, we did have a race to KFC once though, slightly less funny though
OddlyPacific
My A&P class rigged the power lever so poorly that the test stand crashed into the hangar. We had a good laugh.
LearMech
We caught a helicopter on fire. Someone did not tighten a fuel line. Ahh good times at A&P school. Used a rolling fire extinguisher.
OddlyPacific
It makes it even more impressive to me that my grandma built bombers for the war when she was a teenager and we won.
Brokenlights98
I’m going to need a form 337 for that classroom.
austindavidg
Best comment yet
LuminousQuasar
Just 2 copies obviously
TheManInTheWall
I want to be an aviation engineer now
HotToTheDogs
I enjoyed learning about it, great course, hard work though.
TheManInTheWall
The thing putting me off from engineering is that its a very mathematical area. I am not a good mathematician
HotToTheDogs
Neither am I to be fair, but my tutors helped me where they could and I finished the course, it is rather mathematical 1/2
HotToTheDogs
But not as much as I thought it would be, I met some really good friends along the way too :) 2/2
sadbitterkitten
Who has a spare airplane hanging around? Oh yeah, an aviation school.
LuminousQuasar
Our school had 8 or 9 planes chilling in the hanger
lcplspanky
I would think as long as you are only using the shell, it’d be a decent price
chrishallett83
I went to an aviation technician school for two years, and no, there was no spare airframe available to do this with. They were all in use!
V1V2Rotate
UND Aerospace has plenty
Yersister1969
I think you mean *hanger-ing aground?*
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
Divran
hangar*
PuhTater
Aviation mechanic school possibly? The one near me has a biplane that they regularly take apart to go on roadshows
AllTheCoolKidsPeeTheirPants
The community college near me has a Blackhawk helicopter
DetectiveSloth
Mine just has roaches...
nanoman273
I'll be impressed when they have an SR-71 Black Bird
leopardg
Neat.
Thatoneguywhogot18kdownvotesin24hr
Indeed.
AstronglywordedEmail
I used to work on those... fun.
Iamlordofspuds
I've seen the motors and boy am I glad I got but on 130s instead
vinylspear
Ho hum. I built a Piper Cub in my living room. Yes, I really did.
grimol
And I bet your ailerons were rigged properly.
vinylspear
Assembled in front yard and did engine run up. Cops arrived. Nothing they could cite me for so they just stood there and watched.
grimol
Very cool. We used to have an active EAA chapter around here that helped in homebuilds and Young Eagles but it just kind of died out.
Artebudz
It is plane to see that the first years will try and outdo this.
TheFastpaws
Put wings on all the second years cars? Sarcasm and snarkiness in one.
SteveMND
First they will have to try and undo this.
FlyingButtPliers
We put a jet engine in the hallway and rigged it to fire up as just before they they to get to their exams.
captainswoopty
In the year 2050 the undergrads will be building full size f35s in the classrooms
HeyItsEmerald
the guys contact name is "Butt teeth", just thought I'd point that out to anyone who didn't notice.
IamBitchTits
We're aware
TotallyNotYourCat
I want to the that persons teeth.
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Molvanian
Look, don't get in the way of that man's dream to that person's teeth, OK?
willi828
To the that persons teeth.
NATA5
Retromorphic
Appropriate
TotallyNotYourCat
well, shit...
ButtFaceChase
When he looks up he kinda looks like Rodney Dangerfield
Dryheat
BojanglesTheFlyingCar
Accidentally
CologneOnMyButthole
theblackestwhiteman
The persons name on the text
AmatureSpaceCowboy
metalheadmafia
Sionas
There's a joke here, and I don't get it.
Hexarcy00
it's your kitty
Elekrel
It’s probably the persons contact name “Butt teeth”.
IamBitchTits
Butt teeth himself is in the comments . Let his true identity be known
HahWat
I started out sleepily reading the comments. then I tried to understand this and that woke me up. I'm awake now, and just as confused.
GadenKerensky
Did you perhaps have a stroke?
caughtyoulookin
Call a bondulance
LeiserGeist
Bames Nonds havin a stronk
Warzone12
Ah, he is your cat. I get it
IamBitchTits
Yes...
WERMS
I literally just snotted reading that persons question and your reply....yes.
totallynotaghost
@IamBitchTits tell your boyfriend, to sink the parts together, with carriage bolts, it would take hours to take it apart
HahWat
ok theres definitely a reference I don't understand
totallynotaghost
A carriage bolt Is a type of bolt that is meant to be put in, and not taken out again, it has a rounded top and is nigh impossible to remove
TheDrunkenWrench
A combination of cross threading and Loctite 272. Also alternate between metric and imperial bolts of varying sizes.
totallynotaghost
LokiShade
Uh...
ATalkingMushroom
michonnedisapproves
Que
9000SparkleSmasher
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
TachyonCode
Why should it goes well?
crumpetsandteaforme
Outstanding reference
argeltal
Ah, an older one, but it checks out
RotundYoshi
My friend doesn't know, explain?
BaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaBATMAN
You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can.
Retromorphic
Have I forgotten how to read or something
yougetanornament
google it
PeePeeFrictionPleasure
ALRIGHT BOYS GREAT WORK - WE GOT ONE!
Sacurason
This thread was already cracking me up, but your comment was the nail in the coffin. I'm actually crying now, thanks :D
Retromorphic
Hehe good times
NobodySeesMoreButtsThanYouUncleTony
Could you mean, "I want to be that person's teeth?" Because the name of the contact is butt teeth?
TKRBrownstone
*see, probably. Wants to see the butt teeth.
quattroformaggix4
Haha, how was that not obvious to the comment above you, I’ll never know.
KingCrustacean
Hexarcy00
liar!
IngloriousGasbody
How is “butt teeth” not getting more attention here!
albertkaholic
That elevated quickly.
Ziexoro
I hope the prank doesn't go over their head.
TachyonCode
I like the thrust of your humor.
motorwaffle
Did you think hard for that pun or are you just winging it?
ChristianCh1
Hope they had a good altitude about it afterward. But honestly, I think it must have flown over their heads when they first saw it.
ironicchronic
Have to give you props there
xMrSpazx
That aviated quickly
Havok707
Cmon, don't let it stall.
AviationNation
I think he propeller'd the joke along nicely.
OddlyPacific
I STOL this one from the avionics nerd.
OddlyPacific
Wear protection, don't catch an STC.
OddlyPacific
I advise you go-around this thread.
OddlyPacific
They're all doped up
auserwithaname
Let's get this rolling!
silentphrases
You guys must be getting high if you think any of these are good
OddlyPacific
I'm going to keep this up until I get field approval.
OddlyPacific
Yaw'll need to stop with the puns
Stonensomy
If this thread keeps going, I'll pitch a fit.
ExpectoPatrodoge
Just roll with it.
IamBitchTits
Let the puns begin!
hugebattleaxe
Im winging it here, but you missed an oppurtunity to say let the puns fly!
DarkUranium
The terrible ones will be ejected from the post. We need to try to climb & maintain the pun level at the proper pun/filler mixture! (1/2)
DarkUranium
(sorry not sorry) (2/2)
ArdentSlacker
Yeah, it hit the flight ceiling without liftoff.
zeacorzeppelin10
That's plane funny
Intheshadowofgiants
Well, this beats my school's prank of putting a pig's head in the staffroom.
cheeseguy3412
My class drew butts on all the desks in crayon - easy to clean up, just suddenly: Butts everywhere.
dtyn8
Doesn't beat the farming collage classic; 3 sheep let loose each individually labelled 1, 2 and 4.
OfficialCaveJohnson
We put the staff members heads in the pig room... goooood times
DarkUranium
My insane-o-meter says the username checks out.
ashmenon
thatsoharam.gif
SharkShanker
Or my schools prank of having no class unity so nothing
tukls
Or my class had to get the prank approved by the ASB, which then had to be approved by the principle or you would get suspended or worse.
rabbiebabbie
Hah that's the best prank of all the prank of loneliness
Slapthefatcat
Our class too. The classes before and after did something, but we didn't.
TheGhostofElizabethShue
Lord of the Flies Middle, represent.
raptorsoldier
BoredAccountant
You decapitated a cop for a prank? Hardcore.
Magpiebones
It's just a prank bruh! Just a social experiment! Don'tforgettolikeandsubscribe!
DetectiveSherlockHolmes
Itseverydaybro
holty2297
At the uni I attend, they put a pigs head in the toilets of the Muslim pray rooms. Safe to say it's prestige dropped significantly.
StonesOnTheHill
Or my school's prank of taking a shit in a light fixture.
Jaboticaba
"It's just a prank, chill out"
DarkBusterBaron
My parents told me that someone put a VW bug in the post office at William and Mary.
everythingisalieexceptthestuffthatisnt
To be fair, the cops are still trying to figure out where the rest of the captain's body is
Buck39
Get ex UK prime minister David Cameron in here, he'd LOVE that prank!
MuayThaiwinLannister
Does it?
threecheersforsweetrevenge
We were threatened with having the police called on us if we did a prank. So our school didn't do a prank. But my ex's dad's prank was 1/2
threecheersforsweetrevenge
Letting pigs loose in the courtyard of his highschool 2/2
fr1080f
My school photoshopped all the staff faces onto poster sized pornographic images and put them in various rooms throughout the school.
fr1080f
No one knows who did it. School never found out who and most the kids didn't know either.
canadiantimberwolf
Some sick fucks at my school stole a goat from the AG program and strung it up in the quad
LlamaLingo
Mafia school?
Ihateyourpants
I wouldn't say it beats it, but it's more civil.
AgolfHiller
Waste of budger meat
Twichy
Waste of hotdog components.
TheMightyKibbless
I'm trying real hard to keep my cool at work after reading this.
AgolfHiller
Budget*
memedreamfightingmachine
Badger*
TheHawkRules
MUSHROOM!
eddieeeeeee69
Mushroom mushroom
sylance96
All these comments and I can't decide which one is my favorite spelling correction..... #first_world_problems
DarkUranium
Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
Interloperinthewakingworld
MUSHROOM MUSHROOM
simplynacht
Butcher*
HailCthulhu
Bugger*
SergeiBoobtitsky
"prank"
bilalss4
...Jack?
Silentshaper
My class enter the college in the middle of the night and painted graffiti on all the walls we saw
dave481
Hash brownies in the teachers lounge. That was a good day. All the teachers were laid back all day.
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animatronicvelcrorat
We were the Tigers. Neighboring school was the Panthers. We painted the school's concrete panther in the front lawn pink.