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lifonaut
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clubfootjohnnyjohnson
All of the above....
sabatica
You know your old when using a q-tip in your ear becomes relaxing
Notuniquesnowflake
Paying off an account balance on...well.. anything
Urinemywetsuit
New toothbrush
BeardedWonder82
Firezel
When I realise I get to go to bed. My bed. The one I made fluffy and soft.
fuckyeahilikevodka
Farting so hard it gets rid of your stomach ache
skylardarkfox
Have to be careful with that. This could be either cathartic or traumatic, depending on what comes out.
BrokenAnimal
An evening where you have no plans and no chores that need doing.
OptimisticMisanthrope
One of my favorite things to do is nothing. It happens so rarely that I can actually savor it.
TypeBlueMu
A comfortable pair of pants that are high waist and loose around the thighs.
Floatingthrulife42
Clean sheets made me feel good even as a kid. Just something about snuggling in a blanket and smelling clean sheets
Obnoxious
Reading a good book in bed while everyone else is sleeping is my favorite.
PalaverQuader
first u teach kids about "sitting up" and "stop behaving childishly" and after 30 years u gotta do exactly that to stay healthy. weird..XD
nat300Lord
Don't forget: splurging on a nice vacuum/washer/dryer and using them for the first time like a giddy child.
tinyfootprints
I talked my wife into buying a Shark vacuum stick. She warmed to it very slowly but now she loves it.
nat300Lord
I bought a Dyson V8. With two cats, it's a life-saver.
HowlerTwo
I just got a new Shark vacuum to help deal with my damn cat who loves making a mess all over my flat. IT HAS HEADLIGHTS! I made car noises.
GNiko
I can't remember the last time I was so happy with my Xmas presents as the year I got four pairs of handmade wool socks. FOUR!
TemporarilyEmbarrassedThousandaire
What a haul! Actually thrilling
RainOubliette
I’m jealous.
nat300Lord
Wow!! I love wool socks. No blended wool. Real wool. I open my windows in the winter and double/triple up my socks. So cozy!!
BladeTurMoiL
My highlight is pokemon yellow and a gameboy. Little me couldn’t hack brock with pikachu. Somehow pidgey was the last one standing.
BladeTurMoiL
Eventually, i beat the elite four with a L100 pidgeot, and a pretty lackluster rest of party.
whatspaulplayingtoday
yooooooooo. that's sick!
SansAandAnguS
That is pretty amazing!
ScorneontheCob
Okay but handmade wool socks that someone made for is pretty special
ThatsProbablyInMyBag
It wasn't until I was 37 before I got to use a nice pen, I couldn't believe how nice it was to write. It actually got me into making glass/
ThatsProbablyInMyBag
Dip pens. I wanted to share the joy of a good pen.
AvidApostate
I bought a new vacuum cleaner the other day, and was so excited...
EdelwoodHikes
Honestly, all those things were enjoyable as a kid too, if you replace coffee with Lego.
jebadaiah
That lonely coffeebreak hits different.
gablestout
DrArsMoriendi
Changing the garbage bin so you won't have to stack crap for about a day
BackToTheOriginalUsername
Three day weekend.
coalminersknuckle
PhilKenSebbensLeftEye
Research is showing companies who only work employees 4 days and give them a 3 day weekend have 0 loss in productivity. This needs to happen
BackToTheOriginalUsername
I totally agree.
Lovingimpaler
*three day weekend and staying home
BackToTheOriginalUsername
RalphH
2 of those could fit into one week!
SlickWithaLimerick
My work switched to 4 10 hour shifts. 3 day weekend every weekend.
magicrhombus
Well yes, but that's super exciting as a kid too.
flyingtallguy
Just had a 4 day weekend last week. Had queens mourning holiday on Thursday. Arranged queens birthday holday for Friday. Was pretty twisted.
apt311
I just took a four day weekend. I don't want to be back.
BackToTheOriginalUsername
Highly understandable.
prisonmike1991
The chores get done on one day, and suddenly, bam, two days to yourself. It's a magic feeeling
blankunderscore
I just realized I have enough vacation to take every Friday off until the end of the year. It feels life changing
PunchInTheDicker
It’s hard to go back to 5 after 4
InTheBeginningWasTheNerd
That's my plan as well. Can't wait.
LarvaLamp
Watering the plants.
silentwolf1999
Where my G2 gang at?
UlrichMorgan
Don't forget the inevitability of death, that always comforts me.
certainlynotaserialkiller
Good socks
embodymentofgattaca
New undies
BronzeLantern
Good boots to wear around your good socks.
coffeebaby
Making a meal that utilizes all your produce that is about to go bad.
ordeith
Look at you, living your delusions! We all now this is impossible. Forbidden even! *sobs*
yummilicious
This!!!
alwaysthecheesegrater
Salads, soups, or casseroles. The kings of "throw whatever you have into it"
alwaysthecheesegrater
For fruit, just throw it all into a blender with ice and rum.
mcshady
this is life changing advice
BingleyBingleyBeep
Cannot stand finding food which has gone off! Major gripe as it could have been eaten just fine with a little more organisation... Grrr
AboutAMonth
This x1000
Intr0naut
OOOOH YEAH
RideTheStimutacs
Aw yeah. Those bell peppers in my fridge are about to get sautéed with some onions, sausage and eggs this morning.
RideTheStimutacs
Update: delicious.
4thwalled
A really good poo.
SolHSA
See also: Glengarry Glen Ross
gonzar09
One that results in a clean, stain-free wipe.
TypeBlueMu
Had two really good ones this morning.
an3l3j
Congrats!
Vyrro
Psyllium husk fiber, beet root powder (i prefer super beets), and magnesium...every day. I'm as regular as an atomic clock yo
4thwalled
Yep. Metamucil has literally changed my life.
jl97332
The older I get, the less I want to do anything
brambleramble
pretty much this, and at some point you'll be able to not! just the release
Gluskab
Same, im only 27 and my back and whole body is fucked, probs from the lifestyle I lived and roofing, but outlook not so good.
eastend666
I have to wonder how old you actually are. I'm now over 60 & let me tell you, if you're not there yet you're in for one hell of a surprise.
Apollymkatistrafia
The older I get, the less energy I have to do anything I want to. There's a list, but never any spoons left.
Mydogatemycomments
Same, the trick is getting out of confort zone from time to time...
ThadSupersperm
I didn’t want to do anything from the go!
VaultGirl69
I'm in the opposite direction at the moment. I'm not sure why... I'm almost 40 and my body needs Tylenol. Pandemic has been long.
ProHead9025
I feel this way and I'm only 23, this does not bode well for the jaminator.
Iliketacos42
I didn't find anything I wanted to do until nearly age 30. Life is boring, but at least I can make cool shit now.
ProHead9025
Your shits cool? Mine just comes out lumpy...
Iliketacos42
It's probably warm too. Badumtishhh
Notuniquesnowflake
Mid 40s and there's still sooo much I want to do. Feels like I'm racing against the clock.
jherazob
How about both? You have a million things you wanna do, but don't feel with energy to do any?
Notuniquesnowflake
I feel that deeply. Why do you think I'm on Imgur?
Lumberjackfirefighter
I’m 35 and yeah, I get you I feel I need to see the whole world and learn as much as I can, also enjoy life and friends ❤️
Welley
I'm curious, what kinds of things? The only motivated people around me are living to travel.
theeAndikrist
Any art. Mine is words n music. Trying to get better at it. 58. I have 20 years or so.
SoftKleenex
I'm not too crazy about traveling, so I'm about done with what I want to do in life
madrush
Travel, acquire amateur radio license, setup a home music studio, get private pilot license.
Notuniquesnowflake
Travel is a HUGE one. Also career goals & personal things, painting/photog, finish my novel, start my graphic novel, start a business, etc.
StSycho
I'd still love to travel and go places, but at the same time I'm so done with sitting hours upon hours in planes, trains and busses
StSycho
and yet I'm doing about 17 hours of sitting in planes in couple weeks to get to visit friends and seeing one of them getting married
dalaiyoda
I'm pretty much just walking forward, desperate to find the "get-me-the-fuck-outta-here" button. I crack 50 in couple years.
Logster99
Imagine reincarnation
DanTh3Polak
........fffffffffuck..... not again.
LoonyBoBdammitwhotookmyname
38 and already in the same boat.
mstrmrvn
27 here..I think we might be depressed.
Doomgriever
35 here.. can confirm; depressed
professortim7
35? WHAT 27 ?!? Go fuck some people and enjoy not having to take blue pharmaceuticals to do so and need a chiropractor after. Sheesh
NerveStruck
22, my doc said I should join this movement.