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Nov 25, 2017 1:16 PM
LifeConfessionguy1
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Bootsy81
For some reason I feel like I'd try to get that money from the gators mouth with my foot rather than my hand even though I know thats stupid
DLTBGYDCU
Spray the cockroach with WD40. Wait for the convulsions and spasms.
LasseReinbong
#8 https://imgur.com/fuedUPL
wooting
I've had my card declined before... they put the wrong expiration date
genericnoun
#15 that frog has been backed up for some time
LifeConfessionguy1
A long long time
minkfarm
Free money and a fresh handbag? Sign me up. :D
ThatAssholeOverThere
#4 YES. My favorite thing, or when they only have $3 on their debit card and give me attitude. Not my fault you're spending too much
CotterPyke
Lost itat "happiness rape"
homoerection
Fedora wearing intensifies.
1fromneptune
#8 if im not by myself. Someone hold his tail and someone hold his mouth while I grab the money
Raysonson
I enjoyed this
LifeConfessionguy1
Thanks
blergh2point0
Hi
LifeConfessionguy1
Hello
SecretPolice
I would risk my left hand, I need my right hand for... Purposes...
bobbi21
Could have the same argument that whites don't have any more rights than blacks. Everyone except fox news watchers knows that's misleading.
HansMolewoman
I can't walk around topless.
LifeConfessionguy1
I understand your opinion
Keltio
Isn't freeza a woman... O.o
Pootah
I think voiced by a woman, but the character is male.
wyatt8740
or asexual for all we know, being an alien and all
Tipsyrooster
#9 As a Floridian, I am confident I can get that money scotfree.
vybafnout
That's the whole point. Women have the same rights on paper. It's in practice that the problem arises.
DoubtingThomas
I'm gonna happiness rape the shit out of my wife when she wakes up.
ANewBadlyConstructedReplyEverytime
BanadecCamberbootch
Why wait?
JosephMama
Can't say "happiness" without "penis!"
o11c
*happeniss
greenteaneko
Name4What
DoubtingThomas
Youuuuu.
Ravenuser
And you can't spell "dyslexia" without "sexy".
aaronbgraham
Well. "Slexy".
cbjfan
And you can't spell "advertisements" without "semen" between the "tits"
LowFucntioningSociopath
#9 I wouldn't risk my hand for $150.00
CaptainTiddlemittens
its a baby murder log, your hand will p r o b a b l y be fine.
Deliveryham
Lets have real talk though. Is frieza a boy or girl? Or did he switch back and forth when he was going through super sayians?
eli808
I’ve kinda wondered this too.
kylethehuman
#4 I was serving raven symone at Disney world and this happened. It was great.
stormegedendarklordofall
And who is that?
notashill
What's going on in the background of this pic. It looks like that Charlie day mem
LifeConfessionguy1
And it feels so good
Magnivore
#6 so then how does it work? Legit question.
aaronbgraham
Don't expect shit from people just because you're nice to them. At the end of the day it's their decision. Have patience.
RheaButt
Being nice and just being a friend until you find someone who likes you back, that’s all there is to it
DocEZ
GlitterInTheDarkNearTheTannhauserGate
Or use apps like tinder, where the matches are already people attracted to you, then be nice to them. Throw in some flirting & compliments
therealVexed
wannna secks
RheaButt
Sen bobby an vergubala
AlabamaNerd
Liked some, but not a fan of some of the intolerant and misogynist memes.
bobbi21
Yeah the men's rights thing is just dumb. whites and blacks have the same rights, doesn't mean they're not disadvantaged.
RheaButt
Nah, don’t you know that racism hasn’t existed since Lincoln?
AntifaCat
panicoliveira
I fucking hate cockroaches.
Mayonnaiseisainstrument
I hate roached cocks
Seggs
good cock is expensive. you gotta smoke that pole til its all gone
hisholybeardness
I dont get the part about "you are about to witness the strength of street knowledge" on a pencil. Someone elaborate.
hisholybeardness
I got the tweet part, just not the pencil thing.
LifeConfessionguy1
Street knowledge is hard core
Lunar2469
MrWienerbottom
I happen to be pooping. So you are correct on two fronts.
K1llM3S0FtLy
I want a source
Ruscion
The Oatmeal
reux
Oatmeal does it sneed cause the best dumps.
reux
Indeed ... fuck you iphone